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The Endbringer posted:Tuvix. That's all I have to say. Soulshriek av seems appropriate for Tuvix's fate
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shadow puppet of a posted:I change my mind, this is my favorite thing. Nothing could be more wonderful. Also I asked my wife the most important question of all - who would you bang - Kira or Dax and it was Kira no hesitation. The butch look and attitude won it hands down. Also neither of us were sure about banging someone with a little slug thing as part of the bang.
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Jul 25, 2016 16:41
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The slug just likes to watch
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Sten Freak posted:We're still trucking early S2. How can you not want to bang someone who's got 350 years of experience? Curzon alone would know some freaky poo poo.
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Jul 25, 2016 16:56
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Both Kira and Dax would hold you hostage with the absolute worst post-gently caress conversation in the quadrant. Famine this, Curzon that. You'd have to set the computer to beam either you or them away the moment after you cum.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Both Kira and Dax would hold you hostage with the absolute worst post-gently caress conversation in the quadrant. Famine this, Curzon that. You'd have to set the computer to beam either you or them away the moment after you cum. Luckily Miles has it preset.
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Jul 25, 2016 17:01
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Miles is sitting at home listening to his ball-busting wife whine about Kai Winn all night, and being forced to tell her she's right to be upset.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Both Kira and Dax would hold you hostage with the absolute worst post-gently caress conversation in the quadrant. Famine this, Curzon that. You'd have to set the computer to beam either you or them away the moment after you cum. You're joking right? Kira would probably beam you back to your quarters as soon as you rolled off her.
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Jul 25, 2016 17:18
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I have no opinions or beliefs about what Star Trek characters would be the most sexually compatible with me, the viewer.
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Jul 25, 2016 17:20
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Kira was the first crush I can remember having as a young kid and therefore is responsible for my love of girls with absurd haircuts
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Dmitri-9 posted:You're joking right? Kira would probably beam you back to your quarters as soon as you rolled off her. Yeah after you spent 3 hours eating her box with no payoff because she's got issues. You'd probably have to dress like a Gul to get her off.
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Jul 25, 2016 17:23
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Dmitri-9 posted:You're joking right? Kira would probably beam you back to your quarters as soon as you rolled off her. Dont lecture me about how Kira fucks. She literally drones on about politics and The Emissary after loving Bareil and Odo. Gruff exterior maybe, but needy as a Cardassian war orphan after getting her shapes shifted..
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Squizzle posted:I have no opinions or beliefs about what Star Trek characters would be the most sexually compatible with me, the viewer. you're doing it wrong
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Jul 25, 2016 17:23
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sometimes I just want to buttfuck neelix I mean I'm not a hardcore trekkie or anything I don't see how thats weird at all
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Tighclops posted:Kira was the first crush I can remember having as a young kid and therefore is responsible for my love of girls with absurd haircuts  whatup brotha
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:sometimes I just want to buttfuck neelix I mean I'm not a hardcore trekkie or anything I don't see how thats weird at all his head looks like an infected scab
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His skin looks reptilian and oily, you might get by with just hocking a loogie on his hole, no lube.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Both Kira and Dax would hold you hostage with the absolute worst post-gently caress conversation in the quadrant. Famine this, Curzon that. You'd have to set the computer to beam either you or them away the moment after you cum. What about Mirror Universe Jadzia?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:sometimes I just want to buttfuck neelix I mean I'm not a hardcore trekkie or anything I don't see how thats weird or anything There is no way that Taxlaxian rear end in a top hat does not have an Octopus' beak at the end of it. Think about it. A species raised on a  heavy diet, lots of wiry hairs. It makes evolutionary sense.
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holy poo poo
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I think he probably has a soft, warm butthole and he's probably a tender generous lover too.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Dont lecture me about how Kira fucks. She literally drones on about politics and The Emissary after loving Bareil and Odo. You've clearly never had sex with a religious official.
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Dmitri-9 posted:You've clearly never had sex with a religious official. Please buy the thread  with some of that diocese settlement money you are rolling on.
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as bitch-made as the talaxians are as a species, i absolutely guarantee you the women pegging the men is a regular part of talaxian sexual congress. those buttholes are open and willing
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talaxians actually don't have buttholes, they sweat most of their waste out.
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Baronjutter posted:talaxians actually don't have buttholes, they sweat most of their waste out. please don't ruin my fetish
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Jul 25, 2016 18:35
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I read a fanfic once where Neelix had sex with Paris and his dick had a vibrate setting.
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Sorry but I cannot support an anusless Talaxian theory. They generate far too much waste and wear too coarse a fabric for it to be be excreted through the pores. I think the only real question is where the average talaxian poo falls on the bristol scale. I'm thinking pellets, but a good argument for concentric coils could move me.
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They poop out a perfect coil pot that they fire in a kiln and then use to hold more leola root.
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There is no leola root. Talaxians bury their poops like cats, and when they find them later think they're roots
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Lord of Pie posted:There is no leola root. Talaxians bury their poops like cats, and when they find them later think they're roots this is bullshit, don't believe him. i've read the memory alpha article on talaxian feeding habits.
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Sunswipe posted:How can you not want to bang someone who's got 350 years of experience? Curzon alone would know some freaky poo poo. Reminder that before Jadzia was joined with the Dax slug Curzon failed her out of trill school because he wanted to bone her dirty old man style.
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So totally out of left field, Mike from Breaking Bad appears in DS9 Season 1, episode 12 "Battle Lines" I should have known him by that nose alone.
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Still better than being a Philly cop.
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You know, it must suck being Dax. You go from being loving captain/ ambassador whatever to a lowly Lieutenant. I mean, 8 goddamn lifetimes and you have to reset every time must be hell.
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was just thinking of my ultimate fantasy of plowing the gently caress out of neelix, pulling out and making kira suck it off while just fisting some gorns doggy style to each side of him, while a changeling (odo specifically of course) turns into a variety of kitchen appliainces in my rear end. maybe a stand mixer or some old egg beaters whatever you know
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rocket_man38 posted:You know, it must suck being Dax. You go from being loving captain/ ambassador whatever to a lowly Lieutenant. I mean, 8 goddamn lifetimes and you have to reset every time must be hell. She was a Jr. Counselor who used slug-time experience to steal that officer's commission. They should have found a more respectable Trill host and airlocked Ezri. You don't befriend the cooler you transport donor organs in.
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oh and geordi sits in the holodeck crying. thats what actually makes me blow my load
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treiz01 posted:So totally out of left field, Mike from Breaking Bad appears in DS9 Season 1, episode 12 "Battle Lines" The guy who played Tuco also shows up later.
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