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So it's howtobasic but with an awkward voiceover? There's probably a less crowded niche than "doing things, but badly"
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Jul 26, 2016 02:34
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m2pt5 posted:Aw, come on, you can't post that without the reading. I only just found out about it today, I had no idea there was a reading of it.
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My Lovely Horse posted:
JD Robb (Nora Roberts) predates even the horrible Sookie books: Naked in Death (1995) Glory in Death (1995) Immortal in Death (1996) Rapture in Death (1996) Ceremony in Death (1997) Vengeance in Death (1997) Holiday in Death (1998) Midnight in Death, Silent Night Anthology (1998) Conspiracy in Death (1999) Loyalty in Death (1999) Witness in Death (2000) Judgment in Death (2000) Betrayal in Death (2001) Interlude in Death, Out of this World Anthology (2001) Seduction in Death (2001) Reunion in Death (2002) Purity in Death (2002) Portrait in Death (2003) Imitation in Death (2003) Divided in Death (2004) Visions in Death (2004) Survivor in Death (2005) Origin in Death (2005) Memory in Death (2006) Haunted in Death, Bump in the Night Anthology (2006) Born in Death (2006) Innocent in Death (2007) Creation in Death (2007) Eternity in Death, Dead of Night Anthology (2007) Strangers in Death (2008) Salvation in Death (2008) Ritual in Death, Suite 606 Anthology (2008) Promises in Death (2009) Kindred in Death (2009) Missing in Death, The Lost Anthology (2009) Fantasy in Death (2010) Indulgence in Death (2010) Possession in Death, The Other Side Anthology (2010) Treachery in Death (2011) Time of Death (2011) New York to Dallas (2011) Chaos in Death, The Unquiet Anthology (2011) Celebrity in Death (2012) Delusion in Death (2012) Calculated in Death (2013) Thankless in Death (2013) Taken in Death, Mirror, Mirror Anthology (2013) Concealed in Death (2014) Festive in Death (2014) Obsession in Death (2015) Devoted in Death (2015) Wonderment in Death, Down the Rabbit Hole anthology (2015) Brotherhood in Death (2016) Apprentice in Death (2016) Around 50 books all with the same gimmick. Also the strong, stubborn female lead is sooo not a girly girl but she falls in lurve with an amazingly handsome billionaire and marries him and lives happily ever after? I stopped reading at like, 7 books. quote:Roarke is in his mid-thirties; he is an immigrant from Dublin, Ireland (HAWT ACCENT); in NYC, he is the CEO of Roarke Industries, and one of the richest men in the world, possibly the richest (OWNS ALL THE THINGS). He owns an old mansion off Central Park he remodeled to his specifications with very high tech security (PARANOID AND HIGH TECH). Also in the home is his own personal collection of firearms, which are illegal in 2058 unless one possesses a collector's license (REBELLIOUS). Roarke also owns maces, swords, daggers, medieval armor, and other assorted weapons (STRONG BUT SEXY NEEEEERRRRD). He is quite skilled in electronics and can dismantle any type of security, lock, or coding, as well as hacking into any electronic database—including but not limited to the FBI, Interpol, and Homeland Security (ELITE HACKER AND LOCKPICK). Perfect in every way. I hate this series.
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That70sHeidi posted:JD Robb (Nora Roberts) predates even the horrible Sookie books: Pls don't doxx me
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Jul 26, 2016 03:50
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Psh JD Robb ain't got nuthin on Chuck Tingle:Chuck Tingle posted:Space Raptor Butt Invasion
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Jul 26, 2016 04:47
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You better not be dissin' Dr. Tingle
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Hjalmar posted:You better not be dissin' Dr. Tingle I think they were just proving that he was, in fact, the superior novelist and not only produces longer titles but also has a longer running theme throughout his substantial bibliography. Also at least one book about Frankenstein. I don't see those other chumps writing about frankensteins.
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I would never dare diss the Hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle. The man is a bonafide American Hero.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:I would never dare diss the Hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle. The man is a bonerfide American Hero. Fixed your spelling.
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Aren't all of Chuck Tingle's "books" like 10 pages long though? And obviously they're satire.
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RatHat posted:Aren't all of Chuck Tingle's "books" like 10 pages long though? And obviously they're satire. Are you implying this somehow makes them not good?
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RatHat posted:Aren't all of Chuck Tingle's "books" like 10 pages long though? And obviously they're satire. Take your hate somewhere else.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Psh JD Robb ain't got nuthin on Chuck Tingle: Where'd you source the list from exactly? It's missing his latest & greatest: https://www.amazon.com/Accusations-Plagiarism-Removing-Republican-Convention-ebook/dp/B01IWVBM6O  
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RareAcumen posted:If I had to have a figma it'd probably have to be the Vitruvian Man for starters.
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For going fully accurate and putting a dick on it.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Psh JD Robb ain't got nuthin on Chuck Tingle: This led me to an Amazon search of Chuck tingle, and every set of reviews that I looked at is like all 5s and then one or two 1 star reviews from people who had no idea what they were getting into
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Stoatbringer posted:Was that the model that you could set fire to with a command that jammed a relay in the tape deck?  Actually, you could damage the video chip and/or the monitor on some models with the command POKE 59458,62. Don't try it on a real machine, they're expensive.
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bitprophet posted:Where'd you source the list from exactly? It's missing his latest & greatest: https://www.amazon.com/Accusations-Plagiarism-Removing-Republican-Convention-ebook/dp/B01IWVBM6O I got it from https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/10788353.Chuck_Tingle but check my list again it's definitely on there
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Jul 26, 2016 11:32
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'This American rear end Hosted by Ira rear end' is an amazing title.
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PaulBearer posted:
Terry Wogan, no!
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Jul 26, 2016 13:31
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PaulBearer posted:
How does that work?
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Johnny Aztec posted:How does that work? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_poke Short version: Old software trick plus new hardware revision means no, it wasn't a feature, it was definitely a bug.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:I got it from https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/10788353.Chuck_Tingle but check my list again it's definitely on there So it is, my bad. Saw some of his early works up top and assumed it was in rough chronological order. (But nope, it's popularity sort.) As penance, and to also be topical, I now post this with myself as the subject: 
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Jul 26, 2016 16:02
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Curious placement of lens flare I saw this morning...
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Kumaton posted:Boy, an assault rifle (?), and figurines from anime about sister-loving, little girl versions of famous pilots without pants flying around, and personifications of WWII battleships? This totally makes me want to hear this person's opinions about politics! here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=197484
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Photo taken just as the explosive belt detonated
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PaulBearer posted:Photo taken just as the explosive belt detonated Radical
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Dick Trauma posted:Curious placement of lens flare I saw this morning... Typical skater, thinks the sun shines out of his rear end.
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Blast from the past. 
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Whelp, gotta do what the sign says.
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That lasagna was steaming hot and now my dick is burnt. Thanks jerks.
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TotalLossBrain posted:That lasagna was steaming hot and now my dick is burnt. Thanks jerks. You know the old Roman saying, "He who buggers a lasagna, burns his penis."
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TotalLossBrain posted:That lasagna was steaming hot and now my dick is burnt. Thanks jerks. You did it wrong. The graffiti clearly said to gently caress it with your tits.
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 That's some tingly lasagne
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The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
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TotalLossBrain posted:That lasagna was steaming hot and now my dick is burnt. Thanks jerks. Someone doesn't know about cold lasagna! 
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