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H.H posted:I want my girlfriend to die.
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my ex i was with for 5 years got lupus, and PCOS and a bunch of other poo poo wrong with her at the same time and i walked away. not anonymous
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:14 |
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looking forward to seeing Walla Davis in the new Kill-Yourself Krew movie
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:22 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:looking forward to seeing Walla Davis in the new Camp Kill Yourself movie
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:29 |
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Waroduce posted:my ex i was with for 5 years got lupus, and PCOS and a bunch of other poo poo wrong with her at the same time and i walked away. are you the goon that crippled his gf in a drunk driving car crash and asked gbs how best to break up with her 2 weeks later because she'd changed, years ago?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:50 |
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loquacius posted:Write real-life fanfiction about yourself doing this thing That's what that confession was.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:10 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:looking forward to seeing Walla Davis in the new Kill-Yourself Krew movie Kill You're Self Jfc
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:16 |
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H.H posted:I'm thinking about printing up her nudes and either mailing them out to some of her guests, or just putting them on the windshields at the wedding/reception. Well, you could do that if you wanted to be the biggest little shitass ever.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:26 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Well, you could do that if you wanted to be the biggest little shitass ever. Would he get a trophy?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:31 |
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Jose posted:are you the goon that crippled his gf in a drunk driving car crash and asked gbs how best to break up with her 2 weeks later because she'd changed, years ago? That was me, greetings.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:48 |
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Red Suit posted:Also I thought I sent in a confession where I admitted that while Identify as heterosexual, I wanted gently caress a twink and suck his dick but I may have forgot to send it. I'm too lazy to go to gorillamail again so I'll just do it here. I consider myself straight but I'm friends with a MtoF transgender that I would totally go to bed with and wouldn't be bothered in the slightest about the dick. [/anonymous]
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 05:15 |
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Today I learned the Bible isn't as boring a book as I thought.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 05:17 |
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quote:I'm a terrible person. There isn't a single aspect of my personality or being that isn't about as bad as it could possibly be. quote:m convinced I'm an alien hybrid. I was told all my life that was adopted. But I started getting suspicious when I went through my adoption records and found a bunch a of errors. Like there's one place where my name is misspelled, and my birthdate is wrong in one place too. The big thing to me is that I have situs inversus, a condition where my organs are the mirror of a normal person's. This is a rare condition but lots of researchers think it's common among hybrids. And the thing is that this is mentioned in my earliest medical records, how could they know something like that right away?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:50 |
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First guy: so you're the average goon, so what?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 09:04 |
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Alien hybrid dude: 1. Clerks are not the smartest, spelling and date things happen frequently 2. "How did they knows about sites inversions right away?": I am pretty sure the second they do a first baby check up after you are born, a studied medical doctor would notice something is wrong. Alternatively they may have done an MR or CT for other reasons and discovered it. Fat dude: How do you realize all this and don't get your shut together to counteract your obesity? Yes it is hard, but there are self help groups out there for every problem. You too can be a slim dude jerking it to horses loving tiny white men. Which is infinitely better than choking on your own fat and having your house of cards crumble around you sooner than you think.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 09:36 |
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I think the fat person one was written by someone who is not actually fat but merely trying to create a character that he believes resembles sexists and racists in the real world. Racists and sexist I have never known to call it that, and they would not confess it as a problem because they believe it is correct. So I think it is fictional.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 10:04 |
i swear i've read both of those before
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 10:07 |
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I think there was another person who confessed to being an alien, maybe it is merely more common than we thought at first?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 10:08 |
Shayu posted:I think there was another person who confessed to being an alien, maybe it is merely more common than we thought at first? im willing to believe this post than half a century of nasa lies
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 10:20 |
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Fat is beautiful
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:11 |
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I just read through the entirety of the last confession thread. what a ride. I wish we could've found out what happened to the goon with the goony ex-boss or the guy who hooked up with his alcoholic roommate's gf. the thread's abrupt ending was a bit of a shocker. I also took the liberty of bookmarking these gems:
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:06 |
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Shayu posted:I think there was another person who confessed to being an alien, maybe it is merely more common than we thought at first? I dated someone who told me this once it was quite the eye opener
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:24 |
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LethalGeek posted:I dated someone who told me this once it was quite the eye opener This comes with a ready-made excuse "Sorry, I only date humans. Purebred only. I'm sure you understand." Back away slowly, facing them at all times, and if necessary explain that you were once shot in the back by an alien and it was a particularly traumatic experience
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:34 |
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So glad this thread is back.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:57 |
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Shayu posted:I think the fat person one was written by someone who is not actually fat but merely trying to create a character that he believes resembles sexists and racists in the real world. Racists and sexist I have never known to call it that, and they would not confess it as a problem because they believe it is correct. So I think it is fictional. The first one is totally fake.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:58 |
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Yeah they're trying way, way too hard to make them self sound like as big as arsehole as possible
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 16:09 |
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inokichi posted:Yeah they're trying way, way too hard to make them self sound like as big as arsehole as possible it's spelled "rear end in a top hat" you loving "r" word
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 16:15 |
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Shayu posted:I think the fat person one was written by someone who is not actually fat but merely trying to create a character that he believes resembles sexists and racists in the real world. Racists and sexist I have never known to call it that, and they would not confess it as a problem because they believe it is correct. So I think it is fictional. "I'm racist and because of that I'll vote Trump" "I hate women and jerk off to anime" "I'm fat as gently caress and live in filth" The goon that made this fake confession forgot the fedora to complete the package
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:39 |
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quote:i lost sight in my right eye quote:(sent from real address)
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:49 |
goddamit ddbj calm down
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:52 |
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H.H posted:a stereotype of a crazy girl Did someone who is in debt to loan sharks really just attempt to make me jealous of their life because they have a lot of sex
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:01 |
loquacius posted:Did someone who is in debt to loan sharks really just attempt to make me jealous of their life because they have a lot of sex she also only sometimes gets paid for the sex making me think she is probably sub par in the sack
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:27 |
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Nation posted:goddamit ddbj calm down lmao
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:41 |
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I'm pages behind but have to say to any of the single parents (was another in a confessions thread previously where I think the guy had 3 kids and his wife left him) who are feeling the strain ask family and friends for help. I've got a kid and a wife and know it's difficult with only one child and a partner to help. I can only imagine how hard it is to raise one or more kids solo.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:45 |
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alternative: eat the kids
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:48 |
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someone check Post Your Picture for a badass one-eyed goon
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:47 |
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Post the email address from the slutty chick hh
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 00:04 |
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My real confession is that I once slept with a girl who 100% thought she was a werewolf. She claimed to have been raised in Valhalla by two giant wolves that imbued her with the power to shape shift. Of course she wouldn't show me because I was a mortal and she wasn't allowed.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 01:25 |
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Inzombiac posted:My real confession is that I once slept with a girl who 100% thought she was a werewolf. She claimed to have been raised in Valhalla by two giant wolves that imbued her with the power to shape shift. bet u wished you could gnaw ur arm off instead of waking her up the next morning
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 01:38 |
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Jose posted:are you the goon that crippled his gf in a drunk driving car crash and asked gbs how best to break up with her 2 weeks later because she'd changed, years ago? drat who was that
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