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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/757655689921724421

# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:28

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:48

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Oh how the mildly entertaining have fallen

# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:31

cnut: May 3, 2016

That's fine acting.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:44

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

I thought that was Randy Quaid at first!!!!

He looks and acts just like that crazy drunk crop duster in ID4 love that movie :patriot:

hell yeah and god bless

# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:01

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant poo poo cloud comin'

# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:44

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Jul 27, 2016 00:20

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Red Suit posted:

A friend of mine just got this snapchat.

lol this guy owns

# ? Jul 27, 2016 00:57

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Anderron Shi posted:

junkie?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 00:58

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Blue Train posted:

junkie?

yea

# ? Jul 27, 2016 01:06

ghost emoji: Mar 11, 2016; oooOooOOOooh

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:28

ghost emoji: Mar 11, 2016; oooOooOOOooh

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:30

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Thanks 97.3 the eagle we will serve you every day :patriot:

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:36

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I like how The Eagle isn't ready to rule out the possibility of driving over a bomb.

a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jul 28, 2016

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:55

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

I like how The Eagle isn't ready to rule out the possibility of driving over a bomb.

Yeah there's no chance I'll run over a bomb today I haven't left my house in weeks.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:42

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

ghost emoji posted:

*gets shot by psycho on a drug fuelled rampage in walmart*

# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:26

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

# ? Jul 28, 2016 16:26

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Actually it's "damm'it im mad" backwards, checkmate.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 16:28

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

So here's an extended family member (I've only met him a couple of times) that's on my facebook. He's pretty much the ultimate patriotic racist guy.

He seriously loves flags.

I mean seriously loves flags, he salutes them every morning or whenever the feeling gets to him.

He has about 20-30 posts a day, I'm the only family left on that follows him because I think it's hilarious, everyone else is just too ashamed because of stuff like this.

FlimFlam Imam fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 28, 2016

# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:25

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

he could at least use the real army flag

# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:26

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

tell him to buy pants that fit

# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:50

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Ratjaculation posted:

They mention it in the 3rd movie;

Minions reproduce using spores, the spores of the minion attach to an ant, eventually breaking through the exoskeleton using mechanical pressure and enzymes. Yeast stages of the minion spread in the ant's body and presumably produce compounds that affect the ant's hemocoel, utilizing the evolutionary trait of an extended phenotype to manipulate the behavioral patterns exhibited by the ant. An infected ant exhibits irregularly timed full body convulsions that dislodge it to the forest floor. The ant climbs up the stem of a plant and uses its mandibles with abnormal force to secure itself to a leaf vein, leaving dumbbell-shaped marks on it. A search of plant-fossil databases revealed similar marks on a fossil leaf from the Messel Pit, which is 48 million years old. Once the mandibles of the ant are secured to the leaf vein, atrophy quickly sets in, destroying the sarcomere connections in the muscle fibers and reducing the mitochondria and sarcoplasmic reticula. The ant is no longer able to control the muscles of the mandible and will remain fixed in place. This lockjaw trait is popularly known as the death grip, and is essential in the minion's lifecycle.

The minion spore then kills the ant, and continues to grow as its hyphae invade more soft tissues and structurally fortify the ant's exoskeleton. More mycelia then sprout out of the ant, and securely anchor it to the plant substrate while secreting antimicrobials to ward off competition. When the minion spore is ready to reproduce, its fruiting bodies grow from the ant's head and rupture, releasing the spores. This process takes four to ten days.

Source ur hot quotes

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:09

Meatgrinder: Jul 11, 2003; Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Pvt.Scott posted:

I'm not sure what this even means.

I'm torn between "Adds up." and "Dad how do percentages work anyway".

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:14

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

FlimFlam Imam posted:

So here's an extended family member (I've only met him a couple of times) that's on my facebook. He's pretty much the ultimate patriotic racist guy.

He seriously loves flags.

I mean seriously loves flags, he salutes them every morning or whenever the feeling gets to him.

He has about 20-30 posts a day, I'm the only family left on that follows him because I think it's hilarious, everyone else is just too ashamed because of stuff like this.

Your family member is literally a King of the Hill joke.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:14

cnut: May 3, 2016

King of the Hill is a documentary.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:15

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Anterior Pelvic Tilt dot jpg.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:22

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 14 days!

ElGroucho posted:

Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV?

There are fost-adopt programs that provide a monthly stipend till the kid turns 18.

Kids aren't any more expensive than goon spouses, honestly.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:26

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Meatgrinder posted:

I'm torn between "Adds up." and "Dad how do percentages work anyway".

It does add up/there's no funny math going, it's just laid out in a bizarre manner where the result of a second question ("Why are you voting for X") has been placed between the top and bottom box results of a different question entirely ("How do you feel about candidate X").

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:28

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

KiteAuraan posted:

Your family member is literally a King of the Hill joke.

Bless his heart.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:58

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

#feelthejohnson is a quality campaign hash tag

# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:08

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

I went to a BLM rally to take photos recently, after that some people added me on FB and have been posting stuff.

# ? Jul 29, 2016 09:31

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

TheMostFrench posted:

I went to a BLM rally to take photos recently, after that some people added me on FB and have been posting stuff.

I think i speak for every sane person when i say: what?

# ? Jul 29, 2016 10:25

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

TheMostFrench posted:

The FACTS Speak for Themselves!

Number of Followers of The Flat Earth Facebook Group today: 2,826,991
Number of Followers of The Flat Earth Facebook Group in the Era of Pythagoras: 0

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, this is on the RISE!

I just made the numbers up but I'm pretty sure the second one is correct :v:

# ? Jul 29, 2016 10:53

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Cant wait for the inevitable war against the Hollow Earth followers.

# ? Jul 29, 2016 11:16

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

You can't debate with morons, fanatics or the mentally ill. Their brains don't work normal and nothing you say will change their mind.

# ? Jul 29, 2016 14:22

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Yeah, that whole thing about even if someone calmly and concisely shows step-by-step why something like Flat Earth, Vaccinations, Chem Trails, and whatever, is wrong just making the person believe even more in their mistaken belief

# ? Jul 29, 2016 14:44

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

# ? Jul 29, 2016 14:56

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

# ? Jul 29, 2016 14:58

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

never mind the politics, look at how much poo poo is crammed into this meme

# ? Jul 29, 2016 15:06

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

cuck cuck im gay posted:

This is actually pretty funny

Tricky D posted:

never mind the politics, look at how much poo poo is crammed into this meme

This isn't... this is serious! Are you awake yet?!

# ? Jul 29, 2016 15:33

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:48

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

yeh, im woke

# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:30

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