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eonwe

Uxzuigal posted:

What do you do when you've got a guy in your extended family that continues to say the most amazingly stupid thing, I mean - the kinda things that makes you wonder if if hurts to be that dumb. I am completely baffled at the things that comes out of this guy.

Examples include, but are far from limited to:
"Why is it shameful to smoke - if there is images of cancerous lungs on cig packs, there should be pictures of collapsing houses on.. houses - everything is dangerous".
"I refuse to change my diet, I cannot let a big piece of fatty meat just lay there and tempt me" - After ending in hospital with gal bladder issues...
Or my personal favourit: "Training isn't something for me, I benched 330lbs when I was 15 years old but it wasn't something for me and friends started steroids" [btw, world record at 15yr old raw is about 225lbs]...

I am in pain.

my grandfather in law thinks asbestos causing cancer is a lie, and is big government imposing regulations on people

i just nod my head until he stops talking and make fun of him later

# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:05

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:23

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

alnilam posted:

*pointing a gun* tell me something only the real mittens would know!

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:08

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Uxzuigal posted:

What do you do when you've got a guy in your extended family that continues to say the most amazingly stupid thing, I mean - the kinda things that makes you wonder if if hurts to be that dumb. I am completely baffled at the things that comes out of this guy.

Examples include, but are far from limited to:
"Why is it shameful to smoke - if there is images of cancerous lungs on cig packs, there should be pictures of collapsing houses on.. houses - everything is dangerous".
"I refuse to change my diet, I cannot let a big piece of fatty meat just lay there and tempt me" - After ending in hospital with gal bladder issues...
Or my personal favourit: "Training isn't something for me, I benched 330lbs when I was 15 years old but it wasn't something for me and friends started steroids" [btw, world record at 15yr old raw is about 225lbs]...

I am in pain.

you should egg him on and write that stuff down

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:10

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Hogge Wild posted:

you should egg him on and write that stuff down

this

# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:33

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Hogge Wild posted:

you should egg him on and write that stuff down

SA Front page would have to enter a bigger format.

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:50

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Eonwe posted:

its bad

I'm in Irving atm

# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:09

Furia

So I didn't manage to watch Tai Chi Hero yesterday but got really high instead

So technically it was successful nonetheless

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:06

Macnult

drilldo squirt posted:

Turns out all daft punks albums are on youtube. Listening the heck out of homework right now.

I can never listen through Homework without thinking back to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TzDXjWTdo

# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:07

deep dish peat moss

You can watch Interstella 5555 on Youtube too. It'sabout time for my yearly night of getting realley high and doing that

# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:08

eonwe

super mario batali posted:

I'm in Irving atm

oh cool! thats where my wife grew up

if you like pokemon go then lake carolyn in nearby las colinas is awesome for catching pokemon

# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:24

eonwe

I work in Frisco / live in Carrollton

# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:24

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Eonwe posted:

I work in Frisco / live in Carrollton

So you're like 15 min away

# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:31

eonwe

super mario batali posted:

So you're like 15 min away

yea, about that far!!!!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:39

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Eonwe posted:

yea, about that far!!!!

We should get a beer some day this week

# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:51

FluffieDuckie

Maybe a lone star beer

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:54

Furia

super mario batali posted:

We should get a beer some day this week

A byob success story! :yayclod:

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:55

eonwe

how long are you in town for? i could try to meet you for a beer if you want

# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:30

bean mom

Furia posted:

A byob success story!

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:30

eonwe

FluffieDuckie posted:

Maybe a lone star beer

shiner is my jam

# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:30

bean mom

Eonwe posted:

shiner is my jam

bok bok bok

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:30

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Furia posted:

A byob success story!

e: furia, that cloud looked like your sig squid's thought bubble

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:36

Scaly Haylie

so uh

mcpizza may be making a comeback. i caught sight of some material in my manager's office that is almost certainly depicting some kind of cheese pizza. it could be cheesy bread or something, but i can't see that happening.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:37

symbolic

Lizard Wizard posted:

so uh

mcpizza may be making a comeback. i caught sight of some material in my manager's office that is almost certainly depicting some kind of cheese pizza. it could be cheesy bread or something, but i can't see that happening.

first Surge, now McPizza. what's going to come back next, Crystal Pepsi?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:56

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Maaaaan wannnameetayob

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:09

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Eonwe posted:

how long are you in town for? i could try to meet you for a beer if you want

I'm in town through friday.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:23

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symbolic posted:

first Surge, now McPizza. what's going to come back next, Crystal Pepsi?

http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/crystal-pepsi-coming-stores-nationwide/304750/

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:39

symbolic

DraconicImpulse posted:

http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/crystal-pepsi-coming-stores-nationwide/304750/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:45

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

symbolic posted:

first Surge, now McPizza. what's going to come back next, Crystal Pepsi?

Crystal Pepsi was awesome. But, I guess it didn't help naming your pop soda after the hood's number one hooker...

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# ? Jul 27, 2016 00:06

SirJohnnyMcDonald: by exmarx

i had ginger pepsi and it was strange like ginger in pepsi (duhhh) but very strong ginger

i liked it. i gave a sip to my five year old nephew cause he was freaking out over it and he thought it was yucky horseshit

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# ? Jul 27, 2016 00:29

FluffieDuckie

Eonwe posted:

shiner is my jam

yeah i knew that was the right texas beer answer but i didn't know if the nontexans would get it

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 27, 2016 01:09

Scaly Haylie

FirstAidKite posted:

So there's gonna be some local video game shop opening up a branch nearby. I looked them up and here are some choice pics from their facebook page.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:56

Macnult

I just witnessed my cat fight another cat and then proceed to chase a fox out of my front yard. Thankfully she isn't hurt but also what the hell.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 04:17

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

thats p badass

# ? Jul 27, 2016 04:20

Macnult

I'm impressed but I'm also worried. scrapping with another cat happens sometimes but it's nothing incredibly alarming. However, I've seen her get territorial with foxes in the past and I'm just like "please don't attack the animal that could actually kill you".

# ? Jul 27, 2016 04:31