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subhuman filth posted:its also not unusual for women to date a generation above them, or for older men to dump their wives and date a generation below. This basically never happens in reverse. cougars are a thing
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D as long as they put the lotion on the skin
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D sometimes they go to the bathroom in my mouth 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:sometimes they go to the bathroom in my mouth that's pretty unladylike
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Okay here's a good one: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? 'Cuz they're gross and they smell bad! 
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Okay here's a good one: this is true
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Okay here's a good one: This but ironically
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Stinky_Pete posted:My special talent is, I find it very difficult to orgasm from normal sex, so I just do whatever gets her to orgasm, then get her to blow me this sounds like me but i tear my anus apart with both hands out of frustration because of my deep influence from goatse from a young age on the Something Awful forums. (actually sir goatsex, the queen has since recognized him)
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784356
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Troposphere posted:cougars are a thing why do you think there's a specific word for it? as opposed to "older man seeking younger woman" which is just "the norm"
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Troposphere posted:cougars are a thing in the media I guess. I've never encountered it, at least not in a relationship context.
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subhuman filth posted:in the media I guess. I've never encountered it, at least not in a relationship context. I've seen it a bunch in a hook up context but that was in southern california, where worship of youth is higher than Christianity in the bible belt
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subhuman filth posted:in the media I guess. I've never encountered it, at least not in a relationship context. Basically what happened is the word itself got popular, and people started making a big deal about what's been happening anyways for a very long time. Women in their 30 and 40s have been sport-loving twenty-something guys since forever. (And it's awesome; I hooked up with one who'd take me out for sushi and sex me up. She also kinda taught me how to be a good dater too - as soon as I started seeing somebody seriously she backed off and was happy for me, and gave me good advice for dating and also hooked me up with gift certificates and stuff to take mah lady out. A valuable educational experience all in all.)
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Gaunab posted:i'm crippled by loneliness same but ive noticed even when im involved with someone im still pretty much crippled by being mentally ill and ugly
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Dapper_Swindler posted:http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
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I think we should all choose to be gay together, if only for tonight
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I hate xkcd and by extension the guy who writes it Someone stayed up and talked to you, idiot, congrats
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Captain Yossarian posted:I think we should all choose to be gay together, if only for tonight
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Captain Yossarian posted:I think we should all choose to be gay together, if only for tonight Heh, that'll sure show those withholding whores what they're missing out on!
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ElGroucho posted:I hate xkcd and by extension the guy who writes it your cold heart can never understand how pure their love was, youre just as bad as her loving dick husband 
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ArbitraryC posted:It's pretty weird to say less than a month in to dating. I could see a naive highschooler saying it that early but to anyone older than that it'd be a p big red flag. I love you
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subhuman filth posted:in the media I guess. I've never encountered it, at least not in a relationship context. I work with a bunch of cougars one started dating her husband when he was 25 and she was 40
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her husband is s cougar chaser tho and basically stalked her until she gave in to dating him so romantic
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Troposphere posted:her husband is s cougar chaser tho and basically stalked her until she gave in to dating him
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If you guys are really interested in finding some, just go to any bar having 80s or 90s night. Have fun.
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ElGroucho posted:If you guys are really interested in finding some, just go to any bar having 80s or 90s night. Have fun. Sorry I only want hot 18 year olds now The Cougars had their chance 10 years ago
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Tumble posted:Basically what happened is the word itself got popular, and people started making a big deal about what's been happening anyways for a very long time. For real? How do yo ufind girls to have sex with?
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Carmant posted:For real? How do yo ufind girls to have sex with? go to the bingo hall
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My brother is in town for our birthday and we were killing time at one of those Dave & Busters ripoff type place that happened to have mini golf. For some reason that place must be a high school Nice Guy magnet, because there were all kinds of pretty young girls playing minigolf with chunky and pasty fedora-and-cargo-shorts dudes. It was kind of sad watching the look on one dude's face when the girl he was with started flirting with the guy who hands out out the putters and golf balls (he had early 20's motorcycle vibe). They had one of those photo booths that cycles through the recent pictures it's taking on a screen outside, and it was a sad repository of hoverhands and girls who are oblivious of a person standing right next to them.
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PallasAthene posted:My brother is in town for our birthday and we were killing time at one of those Dave & Busters ripoff type place that happened to have mini golf. For some reason that place must be a high school Nice Guy magnet, because there were all kinds of pretty young girls playing minigolf with chunky and pasty fedora-and-cargo-shorts dudes. It was kind of sad watching the look on one dude's face when the girl he was with started flirting with the guy who hands out out the putters and golf balls (he had early 20's motorcycle vibe). They had one of those photo booths that cycles through the recent pictures it's taking on a screen outside, and it was a sad repository of hoverhands and girls who are oblivious of a person standing right next to them. that sounds like a really exciting birthday
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Carmant posted:that sounds like a really exciting birthday Our birthday is on Thursday. also buzzed minigolf has been a tradition for us since we were in the Air Force.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
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PallasAthene posted:Our birthday is on Thursday. Cool.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:why do you think there's a specific word for it? as opposed to "older man seeking younger woman" which is just "the norm" it is called a "silver fox"
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