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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It turns out that some people weren't aware that the signs at Safari parks that say "Keep doors and windows locked at all times, do not exit your vehicle for any reason" weren't just for show

http://www.news.com.au/technology/s...3abadaf4193c396

The article has stills from the security video, the full video is on youtube (:nms: even though you just see the tiger grab the woman and immediately drag her out of frame) and you can see a jeep full of park rangers dash across the road towards the tiger attack pretty much immediately. I'm guessing they saw the woman get out of her car and knew what was gonna happen, that had to be a lovely day at work.

take my wife, please!

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

haveblue posted:

Help! I need somebody!

Help! Not just anybody!

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

"Hello, is Todd there?"

"Yes, Todd? I... No I wouldn't say that. No there's just a sign to call... Oh OK. Bye."

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ChesterJT posted:

Help! Not just anybody!

"Hello? No, this is Somebody else."

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I must have missed a link or a post or something. What's this about automating layoffs?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

ChesterJT posted:

Help! Not just anybody!
Help! You know I need someone!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Blitter posted:

It is horrific, but was it was physically impossible to stop reading after "a 10 year old boy has died.."?

For a normal person fluent in written English: yes. People don't read word by word.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

KIDS DIE

KIDS DIE

DEATH COMES FOR US ALL

ESPECIALLY KIDS

avoid reading this mother fuckers just try it

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
poo poo, I personally killed 2 kids just the other day.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
That's German. It means, "Kids the, kids the."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Collateral Damage posted:

Help! You know I need someone!

When I was younger, so much younger than today. I never needed anybody's help in any way.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Jedrick posted:

poo poo, I personally killed 2 kids just the other day.

hell, I kill millions every time I jerk off :classiclol:

csm141
Jul 19, 2010

i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice
Pillbug

shelley posted:

hell, I kill millions every time I jerk off :classiclol:

This is only on topic if you do it while operating machinery. :colbert:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





For safety you should always turn the light off before changing the bulb.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Soviet Union ain't got no OSHA:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreev_Bay_nuclear_accident

quote:

When nuclear fuel drums were unloaded from building #5 to be loaded into the dry storage containers, it often happened that cells, deformed from physical impacts and ice, spilled nuclear fuel. The working sailors then used regular shovels to pour the fuel into the cement-encased vertical steel pipes of the storage containers. These actions lead to accumulation of critical mass and subsequent uncontrolled chain reactions, glowing from Cherenkov radiation and emitting a buzzing sound, which quickly subsided.

Here is how A. N. Safonov describes this:

This phenomenon was observed by nearby sailors. Of course, we did not file any official reports. The navy usually concealed such information to avoid taking the blame…

Blue-green flashes of light were also observed in the left-hand pool in building #5 during the work on lifting nuclear waste drums from the bottom. That they were uncontrolled chain reactions was confirmed by the physicist, senior lieutenant Leonid Grigorievich Konobritski, who served then in building #5.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011


:staredog: Holy hell. The whole article is a proclick.

You should post that to PYF unnerving article.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Buca di Bepis posted:

KIDS DIE

KIDS DIE

DEATH COMES FOR US ALL

ESPECIALLY KIDS

avoid reading this mother fuckers just try it

Don't say you hosed their mom they might envision it in their head in great detail and fly into a fully understandable berserker rage.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



You missed the best bit:

quote:

An attempt to eliminate the leak was made by pouring in with 20 sacks of flour, thus filling the cracks with dough. However, the leak continued, and the service personnel discovered icing on the right side of the building.

That's what you get when you let the bakery staff loose.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I don’t want to know if “icing” is the confection or frozen water.

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Grim Up North posted:

:staredog: Holy hell. The whole article is a proclick.

You should post that to PYF unnerving article.

It really is just .. madness.


Terrifying Russian PDF posted:

For loading tanks 2A and 2B used shield. But then found that the storage gama-radiation relative reflections from walls, and irradiated people hiding behind the screen, rear.

Sounds like a nice day at a well thought out workplace, holy poo poo.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




does this count

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

What happened to the two guys who fell in the water? The last thing it says is that they were emitting radiation and cutting the skin off their hands because they resisted decontamination.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Google Translate's mangled version of the quoted articles suggests they lived, but some other dudes died later as a result of the clean-up? It seems to be an incident that was kept pretty well covered-up.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006
https://gfycat.com/KindheartedDazzlingDavidstiger

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Met posted:

What happened to the two guys who fell in the water? The last thing it says is that they were emitting radiation and cutting the skin off their hands because they resisted decontamination.

The paragraph following their little dive mentioned that they did not receive medical attention.


RIP

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

DOOP posted:

does this count



This is amazing and if this violates OSHA, I don't want to be in compliance

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Well I mean first of all it has no braking mechanism or horn (I'm surprised he didn't deck anybody at that pedestrian crossing), and I'd also reckon it's loud enough to not really hear any, say, trains coming up behind you.

...it is cool, though.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The paragraph following their little dive mentioned that they did not receive medical attention.

RIP They went to live on a farm.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



spog posted:

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The paragraph following their little dive mentioned that they did not receive medical attention.


RIP They went to live on a farm.

They'll totally have a great time with my dog that lives there. My parents to him that farm when he got older to play in the fields.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU9BVKcankk

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

:3: I'm happy they actually tried to keep the nest going.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
I'm sure there's something OSHA about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CdSh4P1DFw&t=183s

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
....OSHA as gently caress.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Mithaldu posted:

I'm sure there's something OSHA about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CdSh4P1DFw&t=183s

So, for somebody who's never handled an acetylene (?) torch, what the hell is going on with that thing?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Perestroika posted:

So, for somebody who's never handled an acetylene (?) torch, what the hell is going on with that thing?

Flashback. The oxygen/acetylene mixture isn’t quite right and the flame is traveling up the tube. Here’s a demonstration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5_iucw3hEw

AvE actually goes over all of the usual causes. At 4 minutes, he gets it too close to the workpiece and the back pressure causes a flashback. Then he cleans the tip to remove possible restrictions that would upset the mixture. Finally, he learns he had the regulators set wrong the whole time.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Jul 28, 2016

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

OSHA from 1782. Is this some kind of record for rum fatalities?

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

SelenicMartian posted:

OSHA from 1782. Is this some kind of record for rum fatalities?



Mods, please change thread title to OSHA: a group of remarkable idiots.

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