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What is best in life?
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Idols 44 15.22%
Baps 77 26.64%
Robots 72 24.91%
3d 38 13.15%
Touhous 58 20.07%
Total: 289 votes
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Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

voltcatfish posted:

my hair naturally drills
:iia:


Nice Photoshop/ 3ds max drawing.

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Yes_Cantaloupe
Feb 28, 2005
that or maybe the guy rules lawyering, if I'm feeling less generous to myself

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Julias posted:

Bottom right corner.

Ah. Gettin' it on right there on the grass. How Lewd.

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

I'm the miniature with the laptop and suit.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

a kitten posted:

I'm the miniature with the laptop and suit.
that's all of them. the map is the floorplan of an office building, also... kitten... do you want me to explain the joke...

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

oh i thought the all had different mundane stuff, but they do all have the laptops. Except kungfu boss in the corner there.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

my character's laptop is +3

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Are you allowed to be the coworker who brings a gun to work

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


that reminds me, I was thinking about buying a pistol just in case I needed it for self defense. it's probably too expensive though.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

voltcatfish posted:

that reminds me, I was thinking about buying a pistol just in case I needed it for self defense. it's probably too expensive though.
please don't. you will die.

Erg
Oct 31, 2010

homeless snail posted:

please don't. you will die.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

homeless snail posted:

please don't. you will die.

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Another voltcatfish post

Erg
Oct 31, 2010

I know that we make a lot of jokes around here but Volt I would not trust you to improve your safety with a gun

Remilia
Jan 4, 2013

homeless snail posted:

please don't. you will die.

Seriously I cannot emphasize enough what a terrible idea this would be.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

What's the deal with airline food shipments???

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Knorth posted:

I really like how colourful this Lum is though

A very nice Lum picture imo

I think you have one of the top 5 lum avs for sure

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

homeless snail posted:

please don't. you will die.

but the i heard from the nra that guns dont kill people

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Buy two guns instead so that you're always safe from the other gun

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord

VostokProgram posted:

but the i heard from the nra that guns dont kill people

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Yes_Cantaloupe posted:

I'm watching hit western anime Gravity Falls. It makes me laugh.

https://jii.moe/4yhlj8zuW.webm

it's a fun cartoon

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

VostokProgram posted:

but the i heard from the nra that guns dont kill people

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022

voltcatfish posted:

that reminds me, I was thinking about buying a pistol just in case I needed it for self defense. it's probably too expensive though.

Maybe you should consider going to one of the likely free self defense classes at your local recreation center.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
The only self defense you need is a kick to the balls. The Bobby Hill technique

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
volt if you want to defend yourself please take a martial arts class or something instead, there are some really cool teachers out there and it's good to work out for like an hour every day and some teachers out there give lots of general safety tips in addition to just teaching self-defense techniques.

i'm sorry to say it but i must echo the sentiment that i would not trust you to wield a gun

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

lol
https://twitter.com/BlackDragonHunt/status/758493198478024704

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
volt you could instead consider telling your attacker about your health problems, and make your attacker back off from sheer awkwardness

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
as the attacker closes in, volt asks them if they've ever eaten pizza before

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

dont listen to these losers volt. owning guns is a right nobody can take away from u. just go down to the nearest gun store and ask for the lowest gauge shotgun they have (low means bigger cuz shotguns dont kno math)

Remilia
Jan 4, 2013

The Colonel posted:

volt if you want to defend yourself please take a martial arts class or something instead, there are some really cool teachers out there and it's good to work out for like an hour every day and some teachers out there give lots of general safety tips in addition to just teaching self-defense techniques.

i'm sorry to say it but i must echo the sentiment that i would not trust you to wield a gun

This.

Everything Burrito
Jun 2, 2011

I Failed At Anime 2022
a gun won't save you from pizza

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Everything Burrito posted:

a gun won't save you from pizza

Pizza doesn't kill people. People kill people.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

voltcatfish isn't allowed to own a gun until we both go to the gun range and she shows me her skills

Space Flower
Sep 10, 2014

by Games Forum
Even before the Volt meme, owning a gun just makes you statistically much more likely to end up in situations that escalate beyond control. Spray is enough.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Space Flower posted:

Even before the Volt meme, owning a gun just makes you statistically much more likely to end up in situations that escalate beyond control. Spray is enough.
I wouldn't trust catfish with a spray even if it had axe body at the front of it

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

homeless snail posted:

I wouldn't trust catfish with a spray even if it had axe body at the front of it

Nobody should be trusted with that spray.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Space Flower posted:

Even before the Volt meme, owning a gun just makes you statistically much more likely to end up in situations that escalate beyond control. Spray is enough.

what if i carry a switchblade everywhere i go

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

what about Old Spice™ scented body wash

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Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

chumbler posted:

Interesting information for everyone: as a confirmed party nominee for president, Trump is eligible to receive intelligence briefings.
Any intelligence would be incompatible with the empty void inside his skull.

voltcatfish posted:

that reminds me, I was thinking about buying a pistol just in case I needed it for self defense. it's probably too expensive though.

There's a lot of statistics out there that says it's a dumb idea.

There's a lot of anecdotal stories that say you're Clint Eastwood and it's a great idea.

Do not trust those stories, they are statistically improbable.

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