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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dick Trauma posted:

Someone doesn't know about cold lasagna! :getin:

Toss cold lasagna on warm garlic bread. Next level left overs!

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Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

wait now theres garlic bread? my dick can't keep pace

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

wait now theres garlic bread? my dick can't keep pace

A shameful dick.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BrewingTea posted:

The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

you're supposed to use your tits, idiot

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

BrewingTea posted:

The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

Somebody doesn't know about cold lasagna :getin:

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Dungeon Ecology posted:

wait now theres garlic bread? my dick can't keep pace

Don't use garlic bread, bread makes you fat

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


thecluckmeme posted:

Don't use garlic bread, bread makes you fat

Bread makes you fat?!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Through out millenia humans have hastened our extinction due to the consumption of bread.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Inzombiac posted:

Bread makes you fat?!

Duh a goon's natural diet is a bucket of lard and bacon you are what you eat after all.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle






:iamafag:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


That's a great way to goop up your keyboard.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Stoatbringer posted:

That's a great way to goop up your mac.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2371

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I think they were referencing the "that's a good way to gently caress up your back" joke that was common in the Schadenfreude thread.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Roro posted:

I think they were referencing the "that's a good way to gently caress up your back" joke that was common in the Schadenfreude thread.

yeah :smith:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
You know what's gone into total abstraction?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB






AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Thanks, I just spent 30 minutes reading Electric Retard and now I'm going to go kill myself.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Sorry.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Still kinda racist, though? See also, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

1redflag posted:

Still kinda racist, though? See also, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut

Except for the part where the article includes a description from the 17th century which explicitly mentions that the name is a shortening of Judas' ear and had nothing to do with Jewish people in general.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oh ok it was known to be different in the 17th Century so logically no one 400 years later might mistake the origin.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

mind the walrus posted:

Oh ok it was known to be different in the 17th Century so logically no one 400 years later might mistake the origin.

Wait until you learn about "blacklists".

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

Oh ok it was known to be different in the 17th Century so logically no one 400 years later might mistake the origin.

Are you saying your mistake counts as racism on the part of the company that made the drink?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

1redflag posted:

Still kinda racist, though? See also, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut

Brazil nuts are so gross, or at least the ones we get in Canada are. Does anyone actually like them?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

RatHat posted:

Brazil nuts are so gross, or at least the ones we get in Canada are. Does anyone actually like them?

Brazil nuts are the best nuts next to macadamias, cashews and chestnuts.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RatHat posted:

Brazil nuts are so gross, or at least the ones we get in Canada are. Does anyone actually like them?

I'll eat them if they're in mixed nuts but I don't go out of my way to find them.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Brazil nuts are top tier nuts.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

RatHat posted:

Brazil nuts are so gross, or at least the ones we get in Canada are. Does anyone actually like them?

Brazil nuts have the highest saturated fat of all nuts so they go rancid quickly.

E: brazil nuts? more like goon nuts etc.

One Swell Foop has a new favorite as of 07:31 on Jul 28, 2016

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

you got summa dem sack nuts?

https://youtu.be/w8CPa7rzBTs

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

PCOS Bill posted:

I'll eat them if they're in mixed nuts but I don't go out of my way to find them.

Kajeesus posted:

Brazil nuts are top tier nuts.

:golfclap:

granular convection joke

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

mind the walrus posted:

Oh ok it was known to be different in the 17th Century so logically no one 400 years later might mistake the origin.

Yes, that is exactly what I was getting at.

Or wait maybe I meant that it was mentioned in the article that he was specifically replying to.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

AndyElusive posted:

Thanks, I just spent 30 minutes reading Electric Retard and now I'm going to go kill myself.

Luckily the comic provides plenty of ideas for that.

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Lizard Combatant posted:

:golfclap:

granular convection joke

:drat:

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