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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Risks and Challenges posted:

We've already had our product reviewed, with projected timeline for production and delivery by a few of our manufacturing partners. We've lined up shipping, 3PL, and repair partners.
look, they're already worked out who's going to warehouse these things, what else could go wrong???

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



just stack em all down by the pier

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything
Updated Election Stat: http://statpedia.com/stat/2016_General_Election_Polls_-_Trump_vs_Clinton/69819c98-7197-4490-8ae2-f8fe4033f2de

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Sham bam bamina! posted:

pig poop balls

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


Oh holy poo poo welcome back Ian!!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


hi ian!!! i didn't want to search for "internet" or "phone" so instead i searched for a different utility and appliance: "electricity" and "refrigerator". nothing showed up. can you fix this bug?

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
WELLLLLLL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT JUST LOOK AT IT HEUHEUHEHEUHE

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


cool, two lines overlaid on each other. no trend line, no links to the original studies. just raw numbers from multiple sources thrown into a table (that's what statistics are right guys?). and either one comment or two comments depending on which counter you believe

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bioring-the-personal-trainer-on-your-finger-fitness-gadget

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


oh loving wow

The BioRing is equipped with three sensors to give you unique insight into your body and diet:
  • 3-axis accelerometer
  • Bio-impedance
  • Optical HR sensor
Th
ese sensors send raw data to the app, where our proprietary algorithm calculates the following:
  • Calorie, carbs, fat and protein intake
  • Calorie, carbs and fat burn
  • Heart rate
  • Heart health
  • Sleep level
  • Water level
  • Stress level
  • Activity intensity
  • Distance and steps

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


You forgot the bioring

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
we're only 1 year beyond the same sensor tech with a wrist wearable form factor https://www.engadget.com/2015/02/09/healbe-gobe-review/

208 microamps average current. including BLE

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

SynthOrange posted:

You forgot the bioring

stretch goal: rectal distension measurement

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

FrozenVent posted:

stretch goal: rectal distension measurement
:same:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

FrozenVent posted:

stretch goal: rectal distension measurement

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



why do male characters get a bonux to anal intrusion?

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Endless Mike posted:

why do male characters get a bonux to anal intrusion?

"accustomed to anal sex"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

"accustomed to anal sex"

that's a separate, additional modifier.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




shut up about some tabletop porn garbage

https://twitter.com/DNAinfoCHI/status/758566250251452416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HazWCa3huMY

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Monday: First Modobags shipped
Tuesday: "Unboxing" Youtube reviews begin appearing
Wednesday: Modobags banned in most airports
Thursday: Modobags banned in remaining airports

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

kalstrams posted:

shut up about some tabletop porn garbage
excuse me, f.a.t.a.l. is a richly detailed and rigorously accurate vision of our own past, reimagined in ways that raise the questions we need to ask ourselves today. like how many critical hits to a man's uterus will fell him in a duel with a jewish midget

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i'm the Shenzhen Golden Fireless Batery Concern lithium cells inside a product explicitly designed to be carried on an airplane

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ya ya... call me when they can link to form the modotrain for the whole family

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*huge;ly fat dads gut drags on the floor, modobag whines and explodes showering guts sock and polka-dot underwear everwyhere*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*modobag turns on in the trunk and starts banging around in the trunk while the tsa bomb inspectors with the mirrors on sticks are patrolling around the car, 900000 million bulets and rocket lauchjers pwn family buick into atoms*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*modobag engages in the oiverhead and bores through the plane and the hole rapidly evacuates everyone out of it and they explode in the atmosphere* (not sure if this is possible but it would be cool)

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

Smythe posted:

*modobag engages in the oiverhead and bores through the plane and the hole rapidly evacuates everyone out of it and they explode in the atmosphere* (not sure if this is possible but it would be cool)

:yeah:

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
that's our modo!!

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
hello mood

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i am not, however, the guy at 43 seconds in who is red faced and sweaty from walking through the airport concourse. what a baby.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

finally....this

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

*modobag engages in the oiverhead and bores through the plane and the hole rapidly evacuates everyone out of it and they explode in the atmosphere* (not sure if this is possible but it would be cool)

modos,,, please

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
also the uh....break dance group he casually mentions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa9h5OYqxPI&t=474s

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jul 29, 2016

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Suspicious Dish posted:

modos,,, please

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


That modobag thing looks straight out of Gaston Lagaffe. Bet it's all batteries inside and you can maybe fit your toiletries.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
kc green has a kickstarter out for a stuffed animal https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcgreen/this-is-fine-plush-dog

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
pretend i photoshopped fiesta cat into the "this is fine" comic

(also kc green is cool and deserves money)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

overfunded already; i think today might be the first day

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



i mean, at least it isnt hardware

theres actually a chance that will ship and on time

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

dang, it was at 3k when i saw it this morning

that was fast

this is fine

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