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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



MassRafTer posted:

At least you agree that Condit won all 5 rounds from Diaz.

[insert TV kicking video after decision is read]

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I would like to see the CM Punk punch man. Yes. Then get punched in return.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://mobile.twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




:lol:

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Man creates drugs
Drugs destroy man
Chick Magnet Punk inherits the UFC

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


I can see why you posted this in the UFC and WWE threads, why the gently caress did you post it here too

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


bradzilla posted:

I can see why you posted this in the UFC and WWE threads, why the gently caress did you post it here too

Punk is the chosen one now. He will not pop, he will save the sport and bring peace to the land

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

bradzilla posted:

I can see why you posted this in the UFC and WWE threads, why the gently caress did you post it here too

he is the CH-CH-CHOSEN ONE

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Punk won't chug a beer, but he drat sure will pump is rear end full of non human hormones

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Marching Powder posted:

Punk won't chug a beer, but he drat sure will pump is rear end full of non human hormones
He's drinking Machida's super-pee?!

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Luigi Thirty posted:

he is the CH-CH-CHOSEN ONE

Duke Roufus trained him wrong on purpose as a joke

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
CM Punk starts selling piss. Never has a fight.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/757024006675587072
:lol: :lol:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Any video of this?

It's almost guaranteed he's either back at WWE or doing tag matches with Colt Cabana in Japan in 2 years time.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Good.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Yeah nobody outside of wresting knows who CM Punk is so no surprise. It was pretty funny watching his hot wife embarrassingly looking away from the camera.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

What does it mean "he totally sold it"?

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
It's wrestling / carnival speak for acknowledging something.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It could go a couple of ways though. Did he just not react or did he react to the silence?

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
To sell it means he reacted to it, in some way

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

He started laughing.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

It's been too long and drawn out but we all knew this would happen anyway.

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Oct 30, 2009

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CM Punk will fight any day now. I know it in my heart of hearts.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

oldpainless posted:

CM Punk will fight any day now. I know it in my heart of hearts.

44 days, in theory

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

IcePhoenix posted:

44 days, in theory

PLenty of time for another round of hip surgery

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Auron posted:

Yeah nobody outside of wresting knows who CM Punk is so no surprise. It was pretty funny watching his hot wife embarrassingly looking away from the camera.

She might be more popular than he is, at this point. Wasn't someone saying that she might still be contracted to WWE in another thread?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

She is under contract to WWE essentially forever. By retiring, her contract is currently frozen.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JOHN CENA posted:

She is under contract to WWE essentially forever. By retiring, her contract is currently frozen.

That's not how it works. Contract do not extend in perpetuity if someone retires.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

JOHN CENA posted:

She is under contract to WWE essentially forever. By retiring, her contract is currently frozen.

If that's the case, I would be shocked if AJ ever went back, even if Punk did. She was one of their best workers/personalities and got treated like garbage. The WWE is a hellhole to work in but especially so for female talent.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chokes McGee posted:

If that's the case, I would be shocked if AJ ever went back, even if Punk did. She was one of their best workers/personalities and got treated like garbage. The WWE is a hellhole to work in but especially so for female talent.

In what world was AJ Lee one of their best workers. She was one of the better women during a dark age for women's wrestling in WWE, but her in ring results don't put her even at the top of that list.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

She had entertaining matches with Kaitlyn (who I don't think would be on anyone's short list of Top Women's Wrestlers Ever). But that might be because of Kaitlyn routinely folding her up like an accordion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acpDCjszasA

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

She was a good wrestler, but more was also just a really entertaining character, she was practically the main character on Raw for a bit during one of the slower periods. Being the general manager, the wacky love storylines etc, quality TV.

Kudos to Punk as well, lots of times where he was giving entertaining promos seemingly every week, that helped the show out.

If he doesn't give a 20 minute promo before and after his UFC match, it'll be weird.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

AJ and Paige managed to have really awkward/bad matches back to back and those happened to be AJ's last ring offerings. So I can see why ppl think she's bad. Because those were bad matches.

I bet she's a great wife. wife of the year. Definite hall of famer wife.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

coconono posted:

I bet she's a great wife. wife of the year. Definite hall of famer wife.

Donald?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


Donald wishes I would write his tweets.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/759057286476300289

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

goat

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


he's going to show up with a counter at the press conference.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

he's going to show up with a counter at the press conference.

They have tables there to sit at, no reason to bring an entire counter

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012




It's...finally happening??

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