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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Nice Guy is coming from inside the thread.


Some women might like the imagery of a bad boy but I feel very few actually like what they perceive to be dangerous men unless they themselves are a broke brain or a teenager still living in fairy princess land. I'm practically a pacifist and don't look like I would ever hurt anyone and I really don't feel that's ever held me back with women.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Chomp8645 posted:

The Nice Guy is coming from inside the thread.


Some women might like the imagery of a bad boy but I feel very few actually like what they perceive to be dangerous men unless they themselves are a broke brain or a teenager still living in fairy princess land. I'm practically a pacifist and don't look like I would ever hurt anyone and I really don't feel that's ever held me back with women.

Nice Guy with a soupcon of MRA, what with the :goonsay:"men can be physically abused by women in relationships, too!" false equivalency bullshit.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I am a giant pussy baby (albeit kinda tall) but I've had two separate women start fights on my behalf by telling some dude they're going to get me to beat the poo poo out of them.

While we're airing the gender laundry, don't do that ladies it's not cool.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Chomp8645 posted:

The Nice Guy is coming from inside the thread.


Some women might like the imagery of a bad boy but I feel very few actually like what they perceive to be dangerous men unless they themselves are a broke brain or a teenager still living in fairy princess land. I'm practically a pacifist and don't look like I would ever hurt anyone and I really don't feel that's ever held me back with women.

Yeah, I agree. I snipped off the bit where he mentions ladies who chase convicted felons and whatnot, because I was specifically addressing "abusive". As a lady, I see very few indications that women in general find abusive men attractive. There are some indications that many women find the idea of bad boy or dangerous man attractive, but not one who is flat out abusive.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chomp8645 posted:

Some women might like the imagery of a bad boy but I feel very few actually like what they perceive to be dangerous men unless they themselves are a broke brain or a teenager still living in fairy princess land. I'm practically a pacifist and don't look like I would ever hurt anyone and I really don't feel that's ever held me back with women.

Yeah I was gonna post this

It's not douchery or bad boys, it's the confidence and self esteem they project that is attractive. You don't have to be a prick to channel that, though.

naem
May 29, 2011

RobattoJesus posted:

I am a giant pussy baby (albeit kinda tall) but I've had two separate women start fights on my behalf by telling some dude they're going to get me to beat the poo poo out of them.

While we're airing the gender laundry, don't do that ladies it's not cool.

I've been there too, it's fun when two bratty women start a WWE style "my boyfriends going to beat up your boyfriend" smack talk and you and the other guy are both hold up your hands like "whoa no hey what the heck"

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
In my last relationship my girlfriend was the tough one. A tattoed gun nut with an attitude. I have no doubt in my mind that if anyone had attempted to harm me while we were together she would have gone absolutely apeshit on them either with fist or firearm.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Moridin920 posted:

It's not douchery or bad boys, it's the confidence and self esteem they project that is attractive. You don't have to be a prick to channel that, though.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

I've got to diversify my stock portfolio into more indexes and Trebuchets.

naem posted:

I've been there too, it's fun when two bratty women start a WWE style "my boyfriends going to beat up your boyfriend" smack talk and you and the other guy are both hold up your hands like "whoa no hey what the heck"

Two guys giving each other the "Are we really going to have to do this?" look is always amazing.

Marketing New Brain fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Jul 28, 2016

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
as a corollary to that, if you're stinking of desperation and trying to validate your existence based on having a woman touch your peepee then everyone can usually tell and it's hella unattractive which feeds the loop of 'ugh why do they always go for bad boys what about meeeee'

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

VR anime games will hopefully remove all the incel MRAs from the gene pool

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Chomp8645 posted:

In my last relationship my girlfriend was the tough one. A tattoed gun nut with an attitude. I have no doubt in my mind that if anyone had attempted to harm me while we were together she would have gone absolutely apeshit on them either with fist or firearm.

You did love her fists though

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014



How would one have sex with a trebuchet?

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
What'd they even teach you in school lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Doc Friday posted:

How would one have sex with a trebuchet?
Standing on the castle battlements a huge load of dildoes is flung forcefully towards your butthole.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
like this

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
M'Trebuchet

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014



Mods?

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

VR anime games will hopefully remove all the incel MRAs from the gene pool
but they're not reproducing anyway so where are they all coming from? is it truly society's fault for shaping these miserable people after all?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.






I actually had to take breaks while reading this, it was just so drat cringe inducing!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

Female privilege is being able to turn on the TV and see yourself represented in a positive way. Female privilege is shows like King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond where women are portrayed as attractive, competent people while men are shown as ugly, lazy slobs.

I like how EVERY TIME these idiots bring up "Waaah, men in sitcoms are always incompetent!" they always use Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens in which both genders are equally loving incompetent and broken.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


kalel
Jun 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/ceejoyner/status/339765081485238272

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

I actually had to take breaks while reading this, it was just so drat cringe inducing!

I just realized that Dratini must be a pokemon.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Chomp8645 posted:

I just realized that Dratini must be a pokemon.

Oh that explains it wow, I thought it was like, a typo of a restaurant or drink

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nobody deserves me

Women have enough misery to deal with already

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Don Tacorleone posted:

Nobody deserves me

same but the reverse

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


:eyepop:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Chomp8645 posted:

I just realized that Dratini must be a pokemon.

I was wondering why I couldn't find it in my black book

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Dratini, shaken not stirred

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Heres a wild idea.. gas this thread.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Moridin920 posted:

Female privilege is being able to turn on the TV and see yourself represented in a positive way. Female privilege is shows like King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond where women are portrayed as attractive, competent people while men are shown as ugly, lazy slobs.

"Yes, slobby men of America, you can get a hot wife!"

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

As a lady, I

txt me

edit was the guy who kept saying "text me" in this thread or the other one because that was really funny and you can pretend im empty quoting it here if you want. well have a nice day

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jul 29, 2016

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wow you dont even wish me a nice day in return? well i hope you have a horrible day and many bad things happen to you i regret ever saying that i hope you have a nice day. gently caress you, i hope you die

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




lonesomedwarf posted:

wow you dont even wish me a nice day in return? well i hope you have a horrible day and many bad things happen to you i regret ever saying that i hope you have a nice day. gently caress you, i hope you die

:(

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm a nice guy :)

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Oct 30, 2009

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Gaunab posted:

i'm a nice guy :)

Txt me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Gaunab posted:

i'm a nice guy :)

gently caress me now

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Chomp8645 posted:

The Nice Guy is coming from inside the thread.


Some women might like the imagery of a bad boy but I feel very few actually like what they perceive to be dangerous men unless they themselves are a broke brain or a teenager still living in fairy princess land. I'm practically a pacifist and don't look like I would ever hurt anyone and I really don't feel that's ever held me back with women.

I have had the pleasure of working with a fair few mean-fucker ex-cons and a lot of them had girlfriends/wives who either were still or had started out pretty hot. Probably a good thing as it means there will always be a good supply of sexy poors to make porns with.

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
If some ladies are into that sort of thing then why not? I too tend to be attracted to the slightly hosed up type.

They're less likely to complain about the fact that my fetish is having a dwarf poo poo on my chest. :mrgw::nexus:

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