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This was supposed to be the Summer of Potee! The Summer of Potee... 
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Jul 21, 2016 20:26
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It's a broad noodle.
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Jul 25, 2016 02:36
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Iowa Snow King posted:It's a broad noodle. See, the hard part is finding a pasta that captures the individual.
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Jul 25, 2016 03:52
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Electromax posted:See, the hard part is finding a pasta that captures the individual. No thanks, too fruity.
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Jul 25, 2016 05:15
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Got a new office mate today who introduced himself, he's originally from Myanmar and even said "you probably know it as Burma." I so wished to make a Seinfeld joke about the discount pharmacy if I thought he would get the reference. Apparently the US only officially recognized the new name a few years ago despite changing decades ago, so he didn't think anyone here would know that name.
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Jul 28, 2016 20:12
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Electromax posted:Got a new office mate today who introduced himself, he's originally from Myanmar and even said "you probably know it as Burma." I so wished to make a Seinfeld joke about the discount pharmacy if I thought he would get the reference. That's a shame.
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Jul 29, 2016 15:43
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We're all unhappy - do we have to be FAT too? 
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Jul 29, 2016 18:47
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Well, the yogurt verdict is in....
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Jul 30, 2016 22:31
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FAT!
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Jul 30, 2016 22:31
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Guess again, tubby.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:32
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The great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya! 
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Jul 30, 2016 22:50
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He's actually doing him a favor, it's less money for him to buy food with!
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Jul 30, 2016 22:56
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Tommy Tune is a very good dancer.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:25
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Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!!
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Jul 31, 2016 03:31
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!! Hold it, Demon of the Fall, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
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Jul 31, 2016 07:45
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My cousin Douglas was in a place like this one time. He came over to my house for dinner, there was no soda... and he went berserk!
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Aug 1, 2016 00:52
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You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends. That’s pretty rare. I mean, actual friends. Like equals.
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Aug 1, 2016 03:54
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Gyshall posted:That's a shame. I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.
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Aug 1, 2016 05:13
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The SituAsian posted:You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends. That’s pretty rare. I mean, actual friends. Like equals. Oh, well, a lot of the stars from the 70s - they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV. You take Mannix, for example.
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Aug 1, 2016 17:58
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Red posted:Oh, well, a lot of the stars from the 70s - they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV. Well, Red, we'd love to have you back anytime! 
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Aug 2, 2016 00:16
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Alright, can we just drop all the pee pipe stuff?
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Aug 3, 2016 00:20
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No, no. It's not your fault. Books, books, I need my books. Have you re-read those books yet, by the way?
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Aug 3, 2016 00:58
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potee posted:Well, Red, we'd love to have you back anytime! Where are the cameras? 
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Aug 3, 2016 01:41
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And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash".
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Aug 3, 2016 02:04
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Iowa Snow King posted:And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash". We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?"
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Aug 3, 2016 06:17
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TMMadman posted:Hold it, Demon of the Fall, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce. VILE WEED
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Aug 3, 2016 07:24
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Someone wrote a script for a 9/11 episode as an exercise in bad taste and it's actually pretty amazing: http://splitsider.com/2016/08/this-seinfeld-911-spec-script-is-insane-and-incredible/ Spoiler: Kramer lent his box cutter to his crazy friend "Mo Atta"
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Aug 4, 2016 00:08
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potee posted:Someone wrote a script for a 9/11 episode as an exercise in bad taste and it's actually pretty amazing: http://splitsider.com/2016/08/this-seinfeld-911-spec-script-is-insane-and-incredible/ I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality: It's fabulous.
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Aug 4, 2016 01:08
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Capt. Sticl posted:No, no. It's not your fault. Books, books, I need my books. Have you re-read those books yet, by the way? You know, when you read Moby Dick the second time Ahab and the whale become good friends.
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Aug 4, 2016 01:31
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my fathers gay
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Aug 4, 2016 05:34
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That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
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Aug 4, 2016 17:07
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Alright, I got, uh, you come in, you say "Hi", and I say "Hello".
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Aug 4, 2016 17:53
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Imagined posted:Alright, I got, uh, you come in, you say "Hi", and I say "Hello". You got a greeting that starts with an "H" how does  sound?
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Aug 4, 2016 18:35
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I'll take it.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:35
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Imagined posted:I'll take it.  This is the most public yet of my many humiliations
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Aug 4, 2016 23:49
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potee posted:This is the most public yet of my many humiliations Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise! I was personable, I was bright… oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone’s uncomfortable at a party.
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Aug 5, 2016 21:50
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Electromax posted:Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise! I was personable, I was bright… oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone’s uncomfortable at a party. That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.
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Aug 5, 2016 23:08
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Capt. Sticl posted:That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering. Are you sensing anything right now?
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Aug 5, 2016 23:31
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TMMadman posted:Are you sensing anything right now? I think it moved
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Aug 6, 2016 00:38
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Oh my goodness. What a spanking button.
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Aug 8, 2016 23:52
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