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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Sovcit tells court in notice that he's an "idiot sovereign citizen". His behaviour seems to be becoming more and more erratic, the more time he spends in jail.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ryan-bundy-declares-self-idiot-sovereign-citizen

I am no judge, but I hereby recognize him as an idiot.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
He's just exercising his constitutional right to be a dumbass

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Some good old smash and crash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9viyYdPzlmQ

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

exploding mummy posted:

pro tip: don't run in front of speeding cars



I think if we had more heroes like this driver, men and women willing to vehicularly manslaughter people who pull that poo poo, we'd all be living in a better world.




How old are those guys? This is important. If they're like sixteen, I feel bad for them; if they're all in their thirties, I do not.

Lol at the way the paint splotch just blossoms out of his eye socket.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Wow, this one has someone else recording the skateboard kid with the Lamborghini from farther away and captures everything at 5:33.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


You Are A Elf posted:

Wow, this one has someone else recording the skateboard kid with the Lamborghini from farther away and captures everything at 5:33.

Yeah, didn't it come out as staged a few days after it happened?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


You Are A Elf posted:

Wow, this one has someone else recording the skateboard kid with the Lamborghini from farther away and captures everything at 5:33.

If I had a dollar for every person who said it was a Lambo and not a McLaren I could maybe afford to hire one.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

TheDon01 posted:

Yeah, didn't it come out as staged a few days after it happened?

yeah, it's fake as poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iQHkO1XY_g

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Wow that is absolutely grating presentation.

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

Two friends of the family got married today.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


socilest butthomo posted:

Two friends of the family got married today.



The guy in the maroon shirt in the painting looks like he is jacking off.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

socilest butthomo posted:

Two friends of the family got married today.



That poor man, being forced to marry against his wishes!

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Humphreys posted:

The guy in the maroon shirt in the painting looks like he is jacking off.

That was my first thought too. I that that was the entire joke before I went up and read the text.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/donald-trump-elevator-colorado-226470#ixzz4FxHSnqYi

quote:

Donald Trump was trapped in an elevator for 30 minutes ahead of a Friday rally before being rescued by Colorado Springs fire department, multiple local news outlets reported Saturday.

:sad:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


quote:

Within an hour, the Denver Post noted, the GOP presidential nominee was bashing the fire marshal at his rally.
“So I have to tell you this. This is why our country doesn’t work,” Trump said from the stage at his Friday rally, which began nearly an hour late as a result of the mishap. “We have plenty of space here. We have thousands of people outside trying to get in. And we have a fire marshal that said, ‘Oh we can’t allow more people.’
"The reason they won’t let them in is because they don’t know what the hell they’re doing.

This isn't schadenfreude. It's frustrating and depressing that someone can run a campaign entirely detached from reality - just say whatever the gently caress they want, provided it sounds good - and see wild success as a result.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I could understand arguing with security, the hotel manager, or possibly even police about occupancy limits, but the damned fire marshal? The fire marshal's word is law, probably literally, when it comes to limits like that

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

TheDon01 posted:

Yeah, didn't it come out as staged a few days after it happened?

IT'S A PRANK!! IT'S A PRANK!! Did not know this. That's bullshit.

Humphreys posted:

If I had a dollar for every person who said it was a Lambo and not a McLaren I could maybe afford to hire one.

Most vroom vroom sports cars look the same to me :shrug:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

exploding mummy posted:

pro tip: don't run in front of speeding cars

they're ok



Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yduQ1VHKMAs

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Holy poo poo, enjoy your mercury poisoning shitlords.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Sentient Data posted:

I could understand arguing with security, the hotel manager, or possibly even police about occupancy limits, but the damned fire marshal? The fire marshal's word is law, probably literally, when it comes to limits like that

Don't argue with the man. Let him pack the halls with as many of his supporters he can get in.

I mean, have you ever seen Inglourious Basterds?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I hate trump with every fiber of my being, so anything that makes him unhappy makes me smile.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



Holy poo poo I hope those retards with the glass tubes don't contribute to the gene pool. loving animals.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I hate trump with every fiber of my being, so anything that makes him unhappy makes me smile.

I also hate Trump with every fiber of my being and I'm a pretty big guy so that's a lot of fibers.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009

MrSmokes posted:

Holy poo poo I hope those retards with the glass tubes don't contribute to the gene pool. loving animals.

That's not really fair. Only one animal animal would be stupid enough to do something like that.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




socilest butthomo posted:

Two friends of the family got married today.



Y'know, this kind of poo poo pisses me off. It's not funny at all. If you really don't wanna get married, then don't get loving married.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Y'know, this kind of poo poo pisses me off. It's not funny at all. If you really don't wanna get married, then don't get loving married.

It's possibly a joke by one of the groomsmen, but yeah I agree. Ball and chain jokes are stupid, you chose to get married so suck up and deal with your marital issues like an adult.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I hope all the ladies out there are taking note of these goons' usernames. They're some real nice guys.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

radiatinglines posted:

I hope all the ladies out there are taking note of these goons' usernames. They're some real nice guys.

Sorry, dude, but ball and chain jokes are overplayed and not funny. Hope you have some other better opinions. :)

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Well the freak outs in response to it have been hilarious, so

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Y'all white knights know shotgun weddings are an actual thing, right? The term didn't spring out of thin air.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Y'know, this kind of poo poo pisses me off. It's not funny at all. If you really don't wanna get married, then don't get loving married.

The best schadenfreude is in thread schadenfreude

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


Gross Dude posted:

Sorry, dude, but ball and chain jokes are overplayed and not funny. Hope you have some other better opinions. :)

Does your wife not let you make them any more?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Gross Dude posted:

You know what cow eats a lot? My mother in law! If we stopped feeding her, why, we'd solve global starvation.

lmfao

Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

Gross Dude posted:

Sorry, dude, but ball and chain jokes are overplayed and not funny. Hope you have some other better opinions. :)


thank you gross dude famous arbiter of what both is and isn't funny, you have contributed greatly to the thread about man get hit in boner with wood plank

Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures
More Olympics stuff! http://deadspin.com/australian-olympics-robbed-during-fire-at-athletes-vill-1784611860

quote:

The Australian team initially refused to inhabit the athletes’ village owing to its being “uninhabitable,” though the team moved in Wednesday after being assured that “all defects” had been repaired—except that during the blaze, the delegation realized the building’s fire alarms were disconnected.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

quote:

Olympic athletes continue to be victimized by crime and poor facilities—simultaneously, it would seem, as the Australian delegation returned to their lodgings after a fire to discover they’d been robbed.

Computers and clothing turned up missing after Friday’s fire, which was investigated for arson.

Is there no security there? How do you have a bunch of international guests that are playing in the Olympics staying at your Olympics lodgings in a city known for shitloads of crime and not have any security there? :psypop:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Karma Monkey posted:

Is there no security there? How do you have a bunch of international guests that are playing in the Olympics staying at your Olympics lodgings in a city known for shitloads of crime and not have any security there? :psypop:

Easy. The firemen and/or security stole their poo poo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Karma Monkey posted:

Is there no security there? How do you have a bunch of international guests that are playing in the Olympics staying at your Olympics lodgings in a city known for shitloads of crime and not have any security there? :psypop:

The Brazilian government can't afford to pay its employees, including cops and firefighters.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

More Olympics stuff:

http://wwos.nine.com.au/2016/07/31/09/27/main-ramp-collapses-at-rio-sailing-venue/?ocid=wwosfb

quote:

The main ramp of Marina da Gloria, the sailing venue of the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, partially collapsed on Saturday.

No one was injured, organisers said, in the incident that raises further questions about the quality of construction in the Olympic host city.

Philip Wilkinson, a spokesman for the Rio 2016 organising committee, placed the blame on high tides and a stormy sea. The collapsed structure, which is temporary, is the main access point for boats to reach the water.

Wilkinson also said the construction company responsible for the project has been contacted and is expected to make the repairs within four days. Sailing competitions begin August 8.

High tides? Storms? Nah, don't bother taking those things into account when designing a structure that sticks out into the ocean, do you think we're made of money?

I'm sure the repairs will be top-quality.

Edit: Oh man, Deadspin's on it:

http://deadspin.com/chinese-hurdler-vomited-on-robbed-of-luggage-on-first-1784577464

quote:

Chinese athlete Shi Dongpeng fell victim to a gastrointestinal grift earlier this week shortly after arriving in Rio de Janeiro to compete in the 110-meter hurdles event, according to Inside the Games:

"According to the International Sport Press Association (AIPS), the man then vomited over Shi, who went to clean himself up while the cameraman chased the man out of the hotel.

When they returned, all of the camerman’s equipment had been stolen, as well as baggage belonging to both men.

Surveillance footage showed that they had been the victims of a cleverly organised professional job in which they had been distracted by the apparent drunk."

When the two tried to report the theft to Rio police, they found a two-hour wait due a long line of other people reporting having been mugged.

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