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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Dubs posted:

his birth wasnt filmed so no

:vince:

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geeves
Sep 16, 2004

reddit is holding a candlelight vigil for Kvyat's career.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Reddit is the worst.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Dubs posted:

his birth wasnt filmed so no

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


geeves posted:

reddit is holding a candlelight vigil for Kvyat's career.

We can only hope their fates are tied and reddit dies with Kvyats career.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Kvyat was never good enough for a Red bull with a half decent engine and was always place holding for someone younger and better. The reason to pity him is because Marco is a oval office, who let him believe that he'd made it to the big time and was a future champion.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


geeves posted:

reddit is holding a candlelight vigil for Kvyat's career.

Don't worry, one of Putin's good buddies will put up money so Kvyat stays in.

In a twist of irony, Haas signs him... as a backup.

andyf
May 18, 2008

happy car is happy

Zero green room from Channel 4 :smith:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
What's ironic is that JEV does now have a career of sorts in F1, where a Kvyat won't,

He won't be back after the summer break, give them a week to tell him and to collect his stuff and there will be an announcement.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Goetta posted:

Imagine being a Nico fan
I am a Nico fan and its as awesome as you imagine it to be

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Hilarious to see that the only way Richardardio could get past his superior teammate was the bitches way, under team orders.

He really is the cuckkold of the sport.

Brainwrong fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jul 31, 2016

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

The Croc posted:

Reminder that nico predicted his finishing position last night on twitter

https://twitter.com/nico_rosberg/status/759434154396282880

I'm so disappointed in Lena, I would have expected her to be a huge Lewis fan given his musical talent. Sad to see her being nationalistic like that

Oh well, Josh's That Sounds Good to Me was a much better song in 2010 anyway

poty fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 31, 2016

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Ricciardo is the coolest. :unsmith:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Colgate Bogan should be the new official way of referring to him. God drat.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I hope that Putin, in a fit of rage over Kvyat's axing, will just cancel the Russian GP.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Farmland Park posted:

I hope that Putin, in a fit of rage over Kvyat's axing, will just cancel the Russian GP.

He's been sacked?

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

keevo posted:

Ricciardo is the coolest. :unsmith:

:agreed:

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

djssniper posted:

He's been sacked?

All speculation from my side, but surely it's just a matter of time.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



He'll see how the season but then he'll be replaced by whoever is next which is probably gasley but he's wildly erratic when driving so who knows.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

The Croc posted:

He'll see how the season but then he'll be replaced by whoever is next which is probably gasley but he's wildly erratic when driving so who knows.

"can't be worse and at least it will improve "the show"" R Bull, Yesterday.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Farmland Park posted:

I hope that Putin, in a fit of rage over Kvyat's axing, will just cancel the Russian GP.

Oh no not the Russian GP... please Putin have mercy on us...

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Lewis needs to go back to the Wayne Rooney/Lebron Hair Club for men for another $500,000 worth of plugs or just shave that ratty poo poo off.

Your Dan owns. :australia:

Hopefully he gets to wear his cowboy hat and sport his Lemmy mustache again in Texas in October.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Looking at the standings - how the gently caress is Kimi 4th?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Thanks Ants posted:

Looking at the standings - how the gently caress is Kimi 4th?

Same reason he finished 3rd in a Lotus in 2012. Everyone else is a fraud.

e; jesus I was joking but looking at the actual grid from that year perhaps not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Formula_One_season

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Aug 1, 2016

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Thanks Ants posted:

Looking at the standings - how the gently caress is Kimi 4th?

He's secretly really good.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Bernie ALWAYS wins.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36938252


Edit: to whoever suggested that Mercedes use an iPhone to time Nico's pit stop: they did lol

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/759843965239566336

keevo fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Aug 1, 2016

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I bet they had the stopwatch app open too soon so the display turned off and they had to unlock the phone.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
If that had happened to Lewis right now the British media and Lewis himself would be melting down with conspiracy theories.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
I just found out Ted Kravitz's real name is Theodore Joseph Nathaniel Slotover.

That is all.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I literally have stopwatches ready in my toolkit when I go racing. I never use them but they're there. The Germans really should have been better prepared than that. I'm not even German and I'm better prepared.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Classic F1. They should have got Niki Lauda out there with an old school stop watch. Or just count 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi.

Halo14 fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 1, 2016

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

You have to feel bad for Nico, not only did the FIA give him a 5 second penalty for being a fraud but then the team decided that wasn't enough and made sure he got the appropriate punishment.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



Thanks Ants posted:

Looking at the standings - how the gently caress is Kimi 4th?

He was 3rd in WDC just over a week ago.

Meanwhile three talented drivers are rotting away at McLaren.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



I'm not sure if I missed it in this thread, but Bernie's mother in law was released, seemingly without his involvement, and the article is accompanied by a fantastic photo of Mr Ecclestone

Sportsnet

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I hope Stof somehow gets the Manor seat even though he deserves much better.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Pascal Wehrlein looks like Lewis with a wasting disease

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Brainwrong posted:

Pascal Wehrlein looks like Lewis with a wasting disease

Wherlein looks like an exact 50-50 mix of Lewis and Nico

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
No wonder he is half poo poo

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

keevo posted:



Edit: to whoever suggested that Mercedes use an iPhone to time Nico's pit stop: they did lol

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/759843965239566336

The ghost of blackberry can still be heard cackling on still nights.

Whitey Ford posted:


Meanwhile three talented drivers are rotting away at McLaren.

They have to rot somewhere, you could say the same about Ferrari.

Fumble fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Aug 1, 2016

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

You have to feel bad for Nico, not only did the FIA give him a 5 second penalty for being a fraud but then the team decided that wasn't enough and made sure he got the appropriate punishment.

No you don't.

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