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Moist von Lipwig posted:i literally cuckholded a man who's prize possession was his passport you are my hero, now and forever Bonzo posted:DTEK50 - "World Most Secure Phone" the world's most secure phone, a chinese made android sold by a company that hands their encryption keys to anyone who asks
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Moist von Lipwig posted:i literally cuckholded a man who's prize possession was his passport did he watch?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 18:46 |
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The darling of the Canadian "tech" "industry", ladies and gentlemen.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 18:47 |
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PleasureKevin posted:it's over that's clearly an Alactel also; world's most secure android phone, world's tallest midget etc.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:03 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:The darling of the Canadian "tech" "industry", ladies and gentlemen. no! we've still got
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:28 |
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Thanks Ants posted:that's clearly an Alactel i think that's a typo by Ars Technica, unless there's really a brand that's ripping of freaking alcatel besides blackberry
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:33 |
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infernal machines posted:no! we've still got would you rather work for some stagnated 90's dotcom boom companies on life support or work for lean, hip start ups that will fail before they ever get to that stage?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:35 |
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there's a company here in town called MetaLab that seems cool (http://metalab.co). they've worked on Slack, Coinbase and Walmart. Walmart is a surprising decent site technically, it uses React.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:39 |
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PleasureKevin posted:would you rather work for some stagnated 90's dotcom boom companies on life support or work for lean, hip start ups that will fail before they ever get to that stage? neither. i mean, we've got loving tucows here, but i ain't lining up with a resume
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PleasureKevin posted:there's a company here in town called MetaLab that seems cool (http://metalab.co). they've worked on Slack, Coinbase and Walmart. Walmart is a surprising decent site technically, it uses React. i keep forgetting they have a vancouver office, was about to ask when we got another vic yosposter.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:43 |
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I met a traveller from an Canadian land, Who said—“Two vast and useless buildings Stand in Waterloo. . . . Near them, on the green, Half sunk a shattered smartphone lies, whose screen, And hardware keyboard, and sneer of cold hubris, Tell that its CEO well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the bezel, these words appear: My name is Blackberry, King of Phones; Look on my Security, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of those colossal Wrecks, boundless and bare The lone and level wastelands stretch far away.”
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:48 |
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im still struggling to come to terms with how terrible all the typefaces are on blackberry.com
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:52 |
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Kenny Logins posted:I met a traveller from an Canadian land,
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 19:56 |
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Kenny Logins posted:I met a traveller from an Canadian land,
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 20:52 |
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Kenny Logins posted:I met a traveller from an Canadian land,
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:07 |
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Moist von Lipwig posted:i literally cuckholded a man who's prize possession was his passport deetz please
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:09 |
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mishaq posted:deetz please he hosed another man's wife and came in her
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:14 |
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Endless Mike posted:he hosed another man's wife and came in her I seriously thought he was gay because he used to post about going to pride.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:44 |
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it turns out there's more than just the two options there...
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 21:55 |
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infernal machines posted:it turns out there's more than just the two options there... my nigga have you tried 2d women?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 22:59 |
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Kenny Logins posted:I met a traveller from an Canadian land,
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 06:11 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:I seriously thought he was gay because he used to post about going to pride. bitch I was on a float in pride that was sponsored by a porn store and my job was throwing out flavored condoms to everyone and looking fabulous and i am like 99.8% not gay
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 08:03 |
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tori wouldn't understand since pittsburgh is one of those places where being gay can get you lynched and no straight person would ever want to be around that
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 13:53 |
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C.H.O.M.E posted:bitch I was on a float in pride that was sponsored by a porn store and my job was throwing out flavored condoms to everyone and looking fabulous and i am like 99.8% not gay a true hero
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 13:54 |
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/blackberry-dtek50-1.3695848?cmp=rssquote:"When it comes to security, BlackBerry is leading all other Android smartphones," the company said on YouTube. "BlackBerry lives and breathes security and has taken extra steps to help protect you from malware and hacks." Unless the cops ask you to. quote:"It's not meant to wow you," Bader noted. "It's meant to wow IT managers who are looking for a cheap, secure Android phone." QUOTE OF THE YEAR!
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 14:06 |
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Endless Mike posted:tori wouldn't understand since pittsburgh is one of those places where being gay can get you lynched and no straight person would ever want to be around that
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Endless Mike posted:tori wouldn't understand since pittsburgh is one of those places where being gay can get you lynched and no straight person would ever want to be around that In the suburbs maybe. That's where the worst of Pittsburgh is.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 14:41 |
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Bonzo posted:QUOTE OF THE YEAR! does blackberry still think IT managers get to pick people's phones?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:39 |
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Endless Mike posted:tori wouldn't understand since pittsburgh is one of those places where being gay can get you lynched and no straight person would ever want to be around that didn't mr rogers come from pittsburgh? his goodness waves probably purged the evil from the city
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:44 |
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rare footage of pittsburgh immediately after the death of fred rogers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2q-VmBEo54
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:47 |
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The Management posted:does blackberry still think IT managers get to pick people's phones? does blackberry think it managers want anything to do with their diaper fire of a platform?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:00 |
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Squizzle posted:rare footage of pittsburgh immediately after the death of fred rogers
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i'm sorry mike, it's no fiction mr rogers really is dead
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The Management posted:does blackberry still think IT managers get to pick people's phones? this is the same sort of thinking that windows phone is turning back to despite the existence of the real world
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:52 |
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Squizzle posted:mr rogers really is dead
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Kenny Logins posted:I met a traveller from an Canadian land,
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUsa686CwZ8 too bad blackberries aren't secure from the prying eyes of middle eastern governments either
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 19:49 |
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is 2016 the year of blackberry in the pocket
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Endless Mike posted:is 2016 the year of blackberry in the pocket no it's the year of the blackberry in the trash heap
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year of blackberry in the desk drawers of grey forum posters
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