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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Decius posted:

People really wanted to drink that beer with this super-relatable guy!
He started a war a year before and it was only in 2005 when the Iraq war got unpopular enough that everyone suddenly was against it from the start (like Trump). In 2004 he had a solid majority behind him (including the "you don't change horses during a race" aka war time president bonus).

It's easy to forget, with @Hitler running and all, exactly how bad a President GWB was. He was really really bad.

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Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

Subterfrugal posted:

My LSAT sucked, which suggests that y'all are squandering your potential by joining me on this dead comedy forum.

If you didn't go to law school it means you were much smarter than those of us who did.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Three Olives posted:



I don't actually care, when my pediatrician died her office mailed me my old file and it was in there for some reason.

I....Impossible!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/760184554678284289

Clinton 49 - Trump 45 head to head.

Perfectly fine poll for Trump imo, if PA is in play then the whole race is in play.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/760184028293173248

there is 5+ more all about CNN

mannerup fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Aug 1, 2016

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Does McCain even really want to be a senator during a Trump administration? I mean what a god drat poo poo show it would be, he might as well just retire to counting his giant piles of money and figure out how many houses he owns.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



etalian posted:

My favorite CNN bit was the time Jon Stewart was interviewed by Larry King and Stewart called them out for running such a garbage dump network

Mine was Tucker Carlson looking bewildered on Crossfire when he realized he didn't have just a jokey clown for a guest.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Bah, boring Manafort tweets.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Donald's a mess!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

*boosted5 shuffles into his basement office/tv room/bedroom/kitchenette*

Oh god doesn't look good for Trump!

Time to post my loving LSAT score

*eyes avert the red hat hanging on his computer. He knows it is ashamed of him*

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/760185236160471042

When everything is a wash, Nothing Matters.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Hahaha bragging about LSAT scores. All of you, sad.

I like the Dodge Stratus shout out though. A good Will Ferrel bit.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

You should see my LDL cholesterol numbers, they're fantastic

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/760185067054465024

this just in Donald doesn't understand how chairs work

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

8th Line posted:

McCaine is a hero and Trump should get slapped upside the head for his remarks about him.

actually McCaine is a pedophile :sad: :smugdon:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Three Olives posted:

Does McCain even really want to be a senator during a Trump administration? I mean what a god drat poo poo show it would be, he might as well just retire to counting his giant piles of money and figure out how many houses he owns.

my political fantasy right now is Trump and Clinton both finishing with 269, then it going to the house a bunch of Republicans, including ryan, vote Hillary to give her the position because they don't want to work with Trump. it'd be incredible

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Decius posted:

Bah, boring Manafort tweets.

I want Twitter to take away his little blue check mark because it's so obviously someone other than Donald doing the posting a lot times. Not because I think that's at all important, but simply because the reaction would be incredible.

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx


Nice meltdown

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
On one hand:
https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/760186382698459136
On the other:
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/760186983729758208

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


Yooge if true.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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overdesigned posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/760185067054465024

this just in Donald doesn't understand how chairs work

THERE IS SOMEONE ON YOUR PAYROLL ON CNN AS WE SPEAK!

How, how, how are people stupid enough to buy his bullshit at face value?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

DrPlump posted:

I have been running the numbers, looking at the soft data, and talking to people on the streets. My conclusion is that Trump could win this thing.

It is about this close: |-----------------------------|

538 rates this pollster C+

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

SuperDucky posted:

Nice meltdown

If CNN replied with this I'd probably die

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

overdesigned posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/760185067054465024

this just in Donald doesn't understand how chairs work

Disconnected from real life, says the man who lives in a gold palace inside a gigantic tower with his name on it.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
This guy just posts obsessively about how Trump could win PA. Has been for months.

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/760187315134214144

agent_wildflower
Sep 7, 2011
There's only one way to end all this Russia suspicion. Line them all up and repeat after me...

LONGING, RUSTED, SEVENTEEN, DAWN, STOVE, NINE, KIND HEARTED, HOMECOMING, ONE, FREIGHT CAR.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

I can't wait to read the books about Trump's campaign

the blow-by-blow story of tricking him into taking enough ADHD meds before his RNC acceptance speech

attempts to lock him out of his own twitter account

discussions of whether or not to crash the loving airplane

A crying Jeb! crashes a airplane into Trump Tower for revenge

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Fun poll. Obama would beat Trump only by 7 % (51-44), compared to Clinton's 4 % (49-45). Also, 7 % would be more likely to vote for the party that gets meddling-support by Russia.

Decius fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Aug 1, 2016

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Can I just remind y'all that a Trump staffer who is still being paid by the Trump campaign is on the CNN payroll.

If MSNBC did that with a Clinton staffer we'd hear no end of it.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


Scott Walker's hand is more retarded looking than his face

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Antti posted:

Can I just remind y'all that a Trump staffer who is still being paid by the Trump campaign is on the CNN payroll.

If MSNBC did that with a Clinton staffer we'd hear no end of it.

What about Rachel "madman" Maddow?

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Now Trump meltdowns have to compete for Twitter time with Manafort meltdowns.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
LOL of the only thing that ends up mattering is the business organization that is GOTV.

Everyone who has ever worked Field secretly questions whether Field works or is an expensive, soul-consuming magic rock that turns out voters. This is as good a test as any.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Boosted_C5 posted:

Wikileaks will dump the e-mails that are so damning they will lead to Clinton being imprisoned some time in October and everything is going to work out fine.

TRUMP!

you sad, sad little man

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

SuperDucky posted:



Nice meltdown

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/760186875147587585

he's as obsessed with them as much as they're obsessed with him

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
88th verse, same as the first

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/760188981980065796

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Antti posted:

Can I just remind y'all that a Trump staffer who is still being paid by the Trump campaign is on the CNN payroll.

If MSNBC did that with a Clinton staffer we'd hear no end of it.

I would not be shocked if Trump is continually referencing CNN precisely because Lewandowski is there as his spokeslime. Art of the Deal, man.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I scored in the mid 120s on an IQ test as a child but I'm pretty sure I'm actually subnormal.

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

triple sulk posted:

Ignorance Quotient

Laughed out loud at this for some reason.

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