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like an old rotten french fry? a dirty octopus? some dead skunk rear end in a top hat? who knows? not me!!!
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mine
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Aug 1, 2016 19:13
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That old kitchen sponge smell that is immune to removal unless you use Dawn dish soap Dawn dish soap, it cuts the grease or whatever!
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Aug 1, 2016 19:13
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I'll go with, "Public Porta-Potty on Saint Patrick's Day".
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Aug 1, 2016 19:15
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Your mum's. It's really rank.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:17
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it smells like cartoon planet, woo-wee
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Aug 1, 2016 19:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSybnOXpJBA
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Aug 1, 2016 19:18
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hi adam
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Aug 1, 2016 19:19
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I hate it when it smells like she wiped herself the wrong way 
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Aug 1, 2016 19:19
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I'm going to quote Lowtax here: Please Destroy The Unity Engine
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Aug 1, 2016 19:21
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probably either nacho cheese or cool ranch.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:35
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flamin' hot might be kind of rough.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:35
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loving hate smelly cunts
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Aug 1, 2016 19:36
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my last gf's
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Aug 1, 2016 19:36
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I got with one chick and as she was going down on me she took her pants off and exuded a dead fish smell. I then made an excuse and extricated myself from the situation.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:38
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I will never smell a oval office.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:39
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One time in college my buddy and I walked into my dormroom (freshman year, so tiny little space) and my roommate was in bed with a girl. They weren't actively doing anything, but boy could you smell that they had been. My buddy literally gagged and threw up in his mouth, lol. My roommate ended up dating the girl for like two years and every time I saw her I just thought about how disgusting her stinky vag smelled.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:44
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was her name "buttsy"?
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Aug 1, 2016 19:55
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dad gay. so what posted:like an old rotten french fry? a dirty octopus? some dead skunk rear end in a top hat? who knows? not me!!! but enough about your mom
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Aug 1, 2016 19:57
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Her name was "Bree"
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Aug 1, 2016 19:58
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When I worked audio visual at a hotel there was a huge presenation given by some famous pussy doctor. The place was packed with 2000 vaginas and all these bitches had a crush on Dr. Speculum. You should have seen how they fondled the wireless mic durning the Q & A, and the smell...
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Aug 1, 2016 19:58
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OctoberBlues posted:Her name was "Bree" Wafts like a fine soft cheese.
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Aug 1, 2016 19:59
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i like the fishy peanut butter smell
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Aug 1, 2016 20:04
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heavens!
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Aug 1, 2016 20:05
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if it smells like fish, it's a dish if it smells like cologne, leave it alone
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Aug 1, 2016 20:07
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OP is the smelliest oval office.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:10
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Put a goodish quantity of pennies in a blender and run that poo poo on pulse til the motor burns out. And those are the good ones. Wait, this is the rear end-eating thread right?
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Aug 1, 2016 20:16
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dad gay. so what posted:hi adam good bye
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Aug 1, 2016 20:27
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I knew a girl and her gash smelled like sour cream and onion potato chips. Joke's on me I guess, because I still went down on her.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:27
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I knew a girl and her gash smelled like sour cream and onion potato chips. How else was she going to be able to get someone down there 
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Aug 1, 2016 20:32
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All cunts have smelled about the same to me. Like poo poo and dead roses mixed together
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Aug 1, 2016 20:40
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I knew a girl and her gash smelled like sour cream and onion potato chips. sour cream and onion chips are delicious so i dont blame you
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Aug 1, 2016 20:42
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I really like it when ladies take showers first, so I'm not holding my breath while my boner dies when doggy styling
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Aug 1, 2016 20:42
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I once smelled one that smelled like roast beef. That was ironic because it wasn't all floppy.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:44
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OctoberBlues posted:Her name was "Bree" I knew a Bree in the Orlando area that would qualify for this thread.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:52
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I knew a girl and her gash smelled like sour cream and onion potato chips. similar for me, except just onions. Like, mildy rotten old onions. I remember thinking "this doesn't even make sense"
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Aug 1, 2016 21:17
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Sheep-Goats posted:That old kitchen sponge smell that is immune to removal unless you use Dawn dish soap Soak it and throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds to remove the odor. Works for the sponge as well.
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Aug 1, 2016 21:21
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Baxter posted:similar for me, except just onions. Like, mildy rotten old onions. Maybe she was making onion sammiches earlier and got an itch? 
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Aug 1, 2016 21:21
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"New car smell" smells good tastes like poo poo. "The evergreen tree" is a little minty. Worst is the one that dangles from the thing that looks and smells like a mexican taco but in reality it tastes like a Taco Bell taco.
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FreelanceSocialist posted:Soak it and throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds to remove the odor. Works for the sponge as well. You only need 10 seconds for a sponge that's long enough to boil the water.
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