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Don Tacorleone posted:How long do I have to drive to gently caress you? I only put out for Chad. And pre op troons.
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Idiot Kicker posted:I pulled some Nice Guy poo poo on a girl when I was 17 and I had no idea what a dipshit I was. Sorry wherever you are, at least I learned something. everybody had the phase in high school, do not sweat
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Idiot Kicker posted:I pulled some Nice Guy poo poo on a girl when I was 17 and I had no idea what a dipshit I was. Sorry wherever you are, at least I learned something. dont worry, she learned something too
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Nirvikalpa posted:I only put out for Chad. And pre op troons. But I've been sooo nice to you, you bitch whore
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:everybody had the phase in high school, do not sweat I had that phase in high school too and I still sweat. A lot. I am more sweat than man. It helps when I have to go into tight spaces at my job. The sweat lubricates me. Because I sweat. A lot.
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The Endbringer posted:I had that phase in high school too and I still sweat. A lot. I am more sweat than man. It helps when I have to go into tight spaces at my job. The sweat lubricates me. Because I sweat. A lot. pm me
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Don Tacorleone posted:But I've been sooo nice to you, you bitch whore A real nice guy would get a sex change operation to satisfy her needs. Or at least pretend to, as she says she's fine with pre-op.
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Nirvikalpa posted:Are you ~different than other guys~??? Well m'lady, I'm what they call a knight in shining armor. Shining, glistening white armor, so that I may protect your honor from these wretched goons, of which I am certainly not one of. And I HATE other guys, especially your stupid boyfriends. you can always cry upon mine shield. SOME PIG fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jul 31, 2016 |
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i have noviophobia ama
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i have noviophobia ama 
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sorry thats all the japanese I know
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i have noviophobia ama CWCki posted:Noviophobia is a word Chris created that he describes as his general fear of girls being paired up. So you're afraid of.... this!?:   Sorry for the faint of heart.
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what the gently caress is this thread even
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SciFiDownBeat posted:what the gently caress is this thread even
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SciFiDownBeat posted:what the gently caress is this thread even How to not get laid
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SciFiDownBeat posted:what the gently caress is this thread even https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY
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Protip: Don't read this thread all at once. Christ am I glad I don't have to deal with this poo poo anymore.
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If you want a long and majestic laughing session along the lines of this thread, read Elliot Rodgers' manifesto. Written by a narcissist with zero self awareness, it's the biggest self-own in all of history and the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever read.
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Jailbrekr posted:Protip: Don't read this thread all at once. Christ am I glad I don't have to deal with this poo poo anymore. what happened that caused this sudden change?
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Iron Prince posted:whatever you say jastiger Was casually scrolling through the thread having some laughs and I was name dropped, wtf man. 
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Stinky_Pete posted:what happened that caused this sudden change? I grew up and realized that confidence was all that separated the whiny lonely bottom tier fedora wearing "nice guys" and the assholes they blamed for their chronic virginity.
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oh i thought you were inundated with Nice Guys and found out how to get them to leave you alone
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Spatial posted:If you want a long and majestic laughing session along the lines of this thread, read Elliot Rodgers' manifesto. Written by a narcissist with zero self awareness, it's the biggest self-own in all of history and the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever read. Seconded. It sounds like parody but is entirely unironic. It's just too bad that the abject failure managed to kill some real people before offing himself.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Seconded. It sounds like parody but is entirely unironic. It's just too bad that the abject failure managed to kill some real people before offing himself. it is too bad but being the abject failure that he was, it could have gone a lot worse didn't he go bang on some sorority door during his shooting rampage and huff and drive away after no one answered?
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where da pro level PUA vids and sweet negs while sarging
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Moridin920 posted:it is too bad but being the abject failure that he was, it could have gone a lot worse Yeah, he was thwarted by a door. He was like a living embodiment of the abstract concept of total loserdom. His whole pissy little coffee-throwing tantrums and shooting random couples with an orange juice filled super-soaker were so stunningly inane that it is hard not to read as low-brow comedy.
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i don't remember if i posted this but it's worth a watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY i realize it's kinda long but really when the dude is standing there yelling about sexism and unfair distribution of apple pies while the employees are calling the police and customers jeer at him is just peak redditor imo "no no NO NO wait ladies and men are different?!' "soo" [super sarcastically] "we're supposed to punch men and not hit ladies?"
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Stinky_Pete posted:oh i thought you were inundated with Nice Guys and found out how to get them to leave you alone No, in certain aspects I was one of them.
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The Endbringer posted:I had that phase in high school too and I still sweat. A lot. I am more sweat than man. It helps when I have to go into tight spaces at my job. The sweat lubricates me. Because I sweat. A lot. have your doctor put you on an anticholinergic like propantheline bromide
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Yeah, he was thwarted by a door. He was like a living embodiment of the abstract concept of total loserdom. His whole pissy little coffee-throwing tantrums and shooting random couples with an orange juice filled super-soaker were so stunningly inane that it is hard not to read as low-brow comedy.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Yeah, he was thwarted by a door. He was like a living embodiment of the abstract concept of total loserdom. His whole pissy little coffee-throwing tantrums and shooting random couples with an orange juice filled super-soaker were so stunningly inane that it is hard not to read as low-brow comedy. even when he raged out and tried to throw someone over a balcony it read like some comedic play (don't worry folks he wasn't able to bc he had weak noodle arms)
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The whole Eliot Rodgers thread here was pure gold. All the screenshots of his posts on the bodybuilding forum, particularly when he was corrected about the average length of penises.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The whole Eliot Rodgers thread here was pure gold. All the screenshots of his posts on the bodybuilding forum, particularly when he was corrected about the average length of penises. yea that was a winner
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Yeah, he was thwarted by a door. He was like a living embodiment of the abstract concept of total loserdom. His whole pissy little coffee-throwing tantrums and shooting random couples with an orange juice filled super-soaker were so stunningly inane that it is hard not to read as low-brow comedy. The best part about his story is that he was so pathetic despite the odds being stacked in his favor. He looked just fine, was capable of putting together complete sentences, and came from a fairly wealthy and successful family. I mean he drove a brand-new BMW and went to a decent school. He could have gotten some therapy and joined a few clubs and done just fine dating. Instead he decided to get angrier and angrier and because he decided to live in an echo chamber of other loser opinions he couldn't even capitalize on his advantages. Which makes him so much more pathetic lol.
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:yea that was a wiener
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At one point he posts about overhearing his sister getting long donged by some dude and I think he used the word plunged. He blamed a lot of his problems on being a happa. He seemed like such a weird mixture of sociopath without like the "good" qualities of sociopathy. darkhand fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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darkhand posted:At one point he posts about overhearing his sister getting long donged by some dude and I think he used the word plunged. He blamed a lot of his problems on being a happa. Lotta internalized racism going on with him, but he was way too self-involved to recognize it. Or much of anything, really. Reading his manifesto is an excellent esteem-booster. No matter how depressed or angry at yourself you may be, you can read Eliot's diary and feel better about yourself simply by way of comparison.
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yup that sure was hilarious. Not extremely sad at all. Anyone want to go set some homeless people on fire with me?
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