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Cumslut1895 posted:yup that sure was hilarious. Not extremely sad at all. There, there - it'll be okay. 
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Aug 2, 2016 00:06
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Moridin920 posted:even when he raged out and tried to throw someone over a balcony it read like some comedic play
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Aug 2, 2016 00:10
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Pick posted:Nice guys also seem to spend a lot of time angrily imagining women having sex with other men, even when we're like... not doing that. They're sure we are though. ergo, cucks are nice guys?
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Aug 2, 2016 00:23
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Cumslut1895 posted:yup that sure was hilarious. Not extremely sad at all. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRFhqBPpTvMqxsjpnS8qIpQ/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaUB4nqGfnM
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Aug 2, 2016 00:36
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i like that posted:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRFhqBPpTvMqxsjpnS8qIpQ/videos is that like a legit fan page? or just lol parody stuff.
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Aug 2, 2016 00:38
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i like that posted:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRFhqBPpTvMqxsjpnS8qIpQ/videos I'm not going to watch any of that, but the picture of him petting the horse is sad.
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Aug 2, 2016 00:41
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There was a guy that had a ton of vlogs about "Elliot was right." I can't remember any of his channels, but here's some remnant someone dug up and memed up nws/foul language/etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqo4yLxCDU
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Dapper_Swindler posted:is that like a legit fan page? or just lol parody stuff. Oh, it's completely sincere. Enjoy! To add: ER is characterized as a beautiful, tortured soul by his sympathizers, rather than the asperger/schizotypal entitled narcissist that he is. Dude had a god complex, and was not capable of empathy. Cumslut1895 you can be sad about the situation but it's nonsensical to feel that way about the guy himself i like that fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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Other fun highlights in Elliot's manifesto: Elliot's housemate is talking about his sex life. Elliot becomes enraged and angrily asks everyone if any of his housemates are virgins, weirding them out. They aren't, and he's overcome with a sense of inferiority so severe that he spends the entire night crying on the phone to his mother. He especially doesn't like it because his housemate is black and has slept with a white woman. He's angry at women in general because they would sleep with "filthy scum" rather than him. Elliot's negligent father buys him The Secret. He buys a bunch of lottery tickets and pins all his hopes on winning and makes it the sole focus of his life. Totally obsessed, he believes that women will flock to him if he's independently rich. Naturally he doesn't win and it utterly destroys him and all hope he has for the future. Elliot is driving around one day and becomes grotesquely enraged when he sees a bunch of 20-somethings out having fun on a sunny day. He decides to go buy a super soaker, fills it with orange juice and sprays them while laughing with maniacal hatred. When they get angry and give chase he runs in abject terror back to his mom's BMW and drives off. Elliot creepily follows attractive women around town and becomes enraged when they fail to engage him and love him. He doesn't talk to them, he doesn't interact with them in any way and they can't even see him. He just expects it to happen because he deserves it. He is emotionally destroyed by this. Elliot randomly sees couples walking in a park, is devastated, and drives back to his apartment to cry himself to sleep. Another time he sees an attractive couple together in a pizza place and becomes so enraged by their mere existence he follows them in his car until no one else is around and spills his iced tea all over them. Elliot rants at his mother telling her she should marry a rich man for his sake. If she really loves him she should just suffer through any hardships it may cause. This is so he can join the upper echelons of society and become more attractive to women and "save his life." Summaries just don't do it justice though. The sheer amount of pathetic stupidity can only be conveyed in his own words: quote:Every time I tried to go out and meet a girl, I ended up walking home alone in anger. On one of these nights, I crossed paths with a boy who was walking with two pretty girls. I got so envious that I cursed at them, and then I followed them for a few minutes. They just laughed at me, and one of the girls kissed the boy on the lips. I’m assuming she was his girlfriend. That was one of the worst experiences of torture from girls that I’ve had to endure, and it will be a scar in my memory forever, to remind me that girls think I’m unworthy compared to other boys. I ran home with tears pouring down my cheeks, hoping that my horrible housemates wouldn’t be there to witness my shame.
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Spatial posted:
It's been said before but he was actually pretty good looking. His main problem was mainly self-awareness. Like, how do you type "girls hate me" followed immediately by "i started crying" and not logically connect the two? If he had even pretended to be a normal dude he'd probably have gotten laid no problem, and maybe would have eventually actually become a normal dude in the process.
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Aug 2, 2016 02:06
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that kid pretty obviously needed some shrooms around 15-16 imo
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Aug 2, 2016 02:10
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Did someone say Elliot Rogers?
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Aug 2, 2016 02:12
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Tricky D posted:Did someone say Elliot Rogers? No, I don't think so, and I'm not sure how that's relevant to this thread. 
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Aug 2, 2016 02:23
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SaltLick posted:where da pro level PUA vids and sweet negs while sarging My former roommate prided himself on being a PUA and had his copy of that book the chase or the game or whatever it's called in a locked glass cabinet. He used to try to get me to be his wingman, making up stupid "my friend can read your mind" games, or maybe those were included in the book? I dunno. They were basically like tell a girl to think of a number between 1 and 10 and tell it to him, then based on the way he phrased it I would be able to know what number it was. (eg 2 was "Guess which number it is" and 5 was "Do you know the number?") I'd always purposely guess wrong because wtf. One night he reprimanded me for not understanding how the system worked and I laughed in his face. By the way, the only girl I ever saw him with resembled an elephant and I only saw her when I went to the kitchen for a glass of water and he was quickly ushering her out the door, literally saying "get out before my roommate sees you."
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Aug 2, 2016 02:27
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Cumslut1895 posted:yup that sure was hilarious. Not extremely sad at all.
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i mean the words he used to describe his anguish as he listened to his sister getting railed and the unsaid but definitely palpable feeling that he was resisting jacking off with all his might combined made for some pretty hilarious reading sorry but yeah the situation was sad i mean jesus man but still gently caress that kid he's a poo poo and also his parents prolly e: incest cvck
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The Endbringer posted:My former roommate prided himself on being a PUA and had his copy of that book the chase or the game or whatever it's called in a locked glass cabinet. One time we were going to the bar with a few mutual friends and he told me to but on a different jacket because he didn't want us to look like we were gay. I was wearing the leather jacket I had worn regularly for two years, and he was wearing his leather jacket he had bought that day. I asked him "what do I care if people think we're gay?" and tried to put my arm around him but he just grunted and went into his room and changed.
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Howard Beale posted:you can tell xkcd nice guy was just chewin off all his stick fingernails waiting for this chance MEGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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The Endbringer posted:One time we were going to the bar with a few mutual friends and he told me to but on a different jacket because he didn't want us to look like we were gay. I was wearing the leather jacket I had worn regularly for two years, and he was wearing his leather jacket he had bought that day. My girlfriend was coming up to visit me and he said "Don't worry, I won't take her away from you  "Then she came up and he tried hitting on her and she told him he was a creep and he went into his room and we could hear him crying.
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does anyone have the video of the black guy reviewing elliot rodger's videos before he went on the killing spree? that was pretty good
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The Endbringer posted:My girlfriend was coming up to visit me and he said "Don't worry, I won't take her away from you We had a little room in the house that was probably meant for a washing machine & dryer, that we did nothing with so when people would stay over we would set up a cot and they'd sleep there. One night my friend who was this big 6'7" androgynous Persian dude slept in that room and when I woke up my roommate's door was open. As I was making breakfast I heard the door to the cot room open and close and my roommate ran out with a blanket around his nether regions, then my friend came out completely naked and winked at me. Then got dressed and left. I didn't see my roommate for two weeks, then when I finally did he was adamant that he was not gay. He told me every chance he got. I never asked. 
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The Endbringer posted:We had a little room in the house that was probably meant for a washing machine & dryer, that we did nothing with so when people would stay over we would set up a cot and they'd sleep there. I had to go to the library to do some research for a paper I was writing and I saw him in the back corner just staring like  staring at a probably 13 year old girl who was with her mom.I said hi to him and he did not even look away from this little girl, even her mom noticed his stare.They got out of there quick as gently caress and then he proceeded to acknowledge my presence.
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Aug 2, 2016 02:59
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Anyway, that's my experience with self proclaimed "Pick-Up Artists."
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Aug 2, 2016 03:00
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Your roommate sounds like a real nice guy.
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Aug 2, 2016 03:02
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The Endbringer posted:My former roommate prided himself on being a PUA and had his copy of that book the chase or the game or whatever it's called in a locked glass cabinet. Elephants are very cute
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Aug 2, 2016 03:06
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does the girl have pit stains or is that just bad shading maybe it's just really muggy out and they're both sweating through a bit
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Aug 2, 2016 03:40
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The Endbringer posted:Anyway, that's my experience with self proclaimed "Pick-Up Artists." I liked your stories
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The Endbringer posted:Anyway, that's my experience with self proclaimed "Pick-Up Artists." I like the jacket story. Pick-Up Artists aggressively set out to fail
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Aug 2, 2016 04:09
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I wonder why some guys feel that they lack courage? There doesn't seem to be a pattern between the guys I know who seem to be insecure, or what makes them insecure.
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Pick posted:I wonder why some guys feel that they lack courage? There doesn't seem to be a pattern between the guys I know who seem to be insecure, or what makes them insecure. What are you saying my dick is small? gently caress you my dick is HUUUUUUUGE
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CarForumPoster posted:What are you saying my dick is small? gently caress you my dick is HUUUUUUUGE Is it really dick size? Why do guys think that matters so much? Earlier in the thread I said some guys have anti-wingman friends; this is very true. As an example, I did once have a male friend of a guy I know tell me, when the guy wasn't there, that the guy had a tiny penis, like a micropenis. I thought that was 1) absurdly tacky and a galling violation of his friendship and 2) absurdly presumptuous regarding my values and my priorities.
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Aug 2, 2016 04:25
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Tricky D posted:Did someone say Elliot Rogers?
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Aug 2, 2016 04:30
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hell YES finally found someone who will accept my micropenis
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Aug 2, 2016 04:31
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I'm currently with a cougar and it owns. I seriously don't have to worry about poo poo. She calls when she wants it and it gets done. Welp, that's my story. Older women are the best. Also it's YUGGGEE!
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Pick posted:Is it really dick size? Why do guys think that matters so much? Those men who lack confidence due to penis size would probably find some other flaw with themselves even if they were hung. For instance, I have a small dick. Like ridiculously small. It's like an inchworm, it even moves like one when trying to become erect. Do I care? No. Therefore, women find me attractive. Until I take my pants off anyway, then they just laugh and laugh.
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Sorry, I got carried away with describing my tiny member and forgot my original point. It's that to some, confidence is derived from genitalia, but it really shouldn't be.
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Lol you have a small dick.
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Pick posted:Is it really dick size? Why do guys think that matters so much? probably not in most cases...but certainly yes in some Half-thought-out answer that will get chastised: I think most guys get that if you didn't win the looks/brains/genetics lottery in a big way you have to do some combination of: A) take some risks and get used to getting rejected. B) modify certain habits you have like how you speak to women/diet/exercise/dress/where you meet women/etc. C) invest in yourself until something sticks (education, career, social activities, see above, etc.) D) be more upfront about your intent E) if all else fails get therapy The dudes I know who fall in to that "nice guy role" (though not as severely as some of the examples in this thread) never accepted/embraced that. Every example is some dude who graduated college 3-4 years late or didnt graduate. Doesn't really challenge himself. Likes every girl he meets but pretends like he doesn't. Insists he can't dance but never took classes. Asks out 3-4 girls per year, tops. CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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