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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Agronox posted:

When American women bring their babies, they're not bringing their best. They're bringing babies that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing criers. They're bringing poopy diapers. They're rapists.

Build a baby gate and make the mothers pay for it!

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Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

What is #gamergate?? I literally have no idea.

a gamergate is a kind of ant

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

makes even more sense when you realise all grouches are actually orange:



Oscar is only green because he never takes a bath.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




"Hes got his name on trash all over town"

"Im donald grump and i have more trash than you"

This is funny poo poo

E: elmo sucks at comedy imo

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Aug 2, 2016

Marcus Garvey
Oct 24, 2015

Boosted_C5 posted:

No. Trump wants to debate Hillary and wants every eyeball possible watching. Trump knows more about ISIS than the generals, he will humiliate Hillary Clinton and everyone will finally appreciate and love him.

I'm really enjoying your gimmick

It's really awesome that we are clearly stuck in the Twin-Peaks-Was-A-Documentary timeline, this has been the most entertaining election cycle I've seen

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

paranoid randroid posted:

god hes getting annoying

Grandpa is good for a few laughs, but he never shuts the gently caress up.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atoramos posted:

Actually Boosted can you help persuade me on Trump's ISIS knowledge 'trumping' that of our generals? I want to think your thoughts and feel your feels. Help me crawl into that big, hatless brain of yours.

This one is easy. Our generals are bound by regulations that prevent them from reading classified information even if it was leaked to the public. The Obama administration keeps the generals in the dark about the true nature of ISIS. There is enough information publicly available to draw your own conclusions but since it is all marked classified the generals are forbidden from reading it.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Take his coat

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I honestly can't stop laughing. This baby thing is just too much.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Philthy posted:

Grandpa is good for a few laughs, but he never shuts the gently caress up.

At thanksgiving, whenever your racist uncle is talking about how, hell, make me president I'll fix this country and for a split second you wonder what a My Racist Uncle candidacy would look like.

Well, know you know.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/760437822021074944

lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol this is amazingly brutal

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

That's from two days ago. This is today:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/760515642789429249

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

paranoid randroid posted:

god hes getting annoying

not a real tweet

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Also

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/760434328736235521

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so what are the odds that someone like anderson cooper is going to lose his cool after being interrupted for the seven millionth time by trumps jabbering and tell him to shut the hell up

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone




Time to Arzy yet?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

I'm so tired of the same ol crud

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/414113103874236416

Sweet baby I need fresh blood

https://twitter.com/johnlevenstein/status/760242953763684352

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Lol not even joke polling outfits can keep his numbers up

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

This is probably the same Rich Lowry that fell in love with Sarah Palin through the TV: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/131735


"I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it."

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Nitrousoxide posted:

Time to Arzy yet?

lol no

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump is King. Trump is God!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

skaboomizzy posted:

This is probably the same Rich Lowry that fell in love with Sarah Palin through the TV: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/131735


"I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it."

Yes it was a boosted trap and you all ruined it!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Augh my carefully plotted trolls

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

DrPlump posted:

This one is easy. Our generals are bound by regulations that prevent them from reading classified information even if it was leaked to the public. The Obama administration keeps the generals in the dark about the true nature of ISIS. There is enough information publicly available to draw your own conclusions but since it is all marked classified the generals are forbidden from reading it.

Hence the generals have no idea that Obama is actually Abu al-baghdadi.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone




When can I arzy?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


lol gently caress i had to google it but he's talking about robert durst

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
It's kind of starting to look like lol some things might matter?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dogstoyevsky posted:

It's kind of starting to look like lol some things might matter?

Things have always mattered, they just didn't matter in the primary.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:siren:Trump is giving away signed copies of the Art of the Deal. Act fast supplies are limited!:siren:

https://secure.trump2016.com/art-of-the-deal

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Philthy posted:

I honestly can't stop laughing. This baby thing is just too much.

Trump's new favorite bible verse is Psalm 137:9

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

DrPlump posted:

:siren:Trump is giving away signed copies of the Art of the Deal. Act fast supplies are limited!:siren:

https://secure.trump2016.com/art-of-the-deal

Min donation 184 dollars, lol

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

DrPlump posted:

:siren:Trump is giving away signed copies of the Art of the Deal. Act fast supplies are limited!:siren:

https://secure.trump2016.com/art-of-the-deal

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Nitrousoxide posted:

Time to Arzy yet?

Yes.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Dennis Rodham Clinton

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

DrPlump posted:

:siren:Trump is giving away signed copies of the Art of the Deal. Act fast supplies are limited!:siren:

https://secure.trump2016.com/art-of-the-deal

i have money that says this goes straight into trump's pocket and not towards his campaign.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mr. Pumroy posted:

lol gently caress i had to google it but he's talking about robert durst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAST6SgLmQg

I thought the lyrics might help

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Dogstoyevsky posted:

It's kind of starting to look like lol some things might matter?

today i learned flossing is probably a scam, so as a person who has flossed religiously nearly his whole life, i've swung back to nothing matters

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

holy poo poo lol now I have the perfect way to describe my ideal candidate, dennis rodman, if dennis rodman were a black nationalist

Thanks frums

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