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quote:This is sexual harassment goon from the last thread. Just found the new thread and I saw a couple people in the thread asking for updates, so here goes: quote:I had a comfort blanket as a child. I still use it to sleep. I'm 35.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 14:55 |
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bradzilla posted:My woods That one definitely belongs in the stdh.txt thread, at least the part about him spooking them away. Chances are he just angrily stared at them from the edge of the campfire all night wishing he could join in and then went back to his tent to cry about how his super secret spot (which was probably just off a main hiking trail if people decided to camp there) is ~ruined~ by the people who have the audacity to drink beer and have fun in the woods.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 14:56 |
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Yay a happy ending
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 16:48 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:That one definitely belongs in the stdh.txt thread, at least the part about him spooking them away. Chances are he just angrily stared at them from the edge of the campfire all night wishing he could join in and then went back to his tent to cry about how his super secret spot (which was probably just off a main hiking trail if people decided to camp there) is ~ruined~ by the people who have the audacity to drink beer and have fun in the woods. I can definitely believe some dumbass goon is pissed that there's people in the woods so he rolls around naked in mud and throws a boar head on their fire to try and scare them away. I can also believe it's a fantasy from a fat goon who spent his hunting time glaring at the young people having fun in the woods.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 16:57 |
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Just hanging out alone in the woods on my annual trip with a severed pigs head I keep around just in case, totally believable
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:35 |
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I don't believe lord of the flies goon, however I was entertained by the story. also skinwalker stories are pretty fuckin spooky thanks for the update sex harassment goon! glad at least one of these stories had a happy ending
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:39 |
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I liked the detail where he got naked and rolled around in mud in a situation where he wouldn't be able to bathe for days afterward, then didn't end up actually using that for anything
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:49 |
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quote:I totally have a crush on A.s.P., the mod of YLLS and I check out the what are you wearing thread just to see her quote:Sweet God in heaven I love opiates. I'm 3 years clean from a heroin addiction, because one day I woke up sick and it dawned on me that the high is not worth the low. And the low will come. Every time.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:51 |
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Odd relationship but there are a lot worse things in life Also, this is pretty close to my life goal so I'm jelly
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:57 |
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H.H posted:I totally have a crush on A.s.P., the mod of YLLS and I check out the what are you wearing thread just to see her Considering the horror stories she's been telling in the online dating thread, this one is believable. Poor woman is a loving weirdo magnet.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:05 |
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To opiate guy: Consider kratom
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:41 |
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Cliche Guevara posted:To opiate guy:
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:55 |
HerStuddMuffin posted:Considering the horror stories she's been telling in the online dating thread, this one is believable. Poor woman is a loving weirdo magnet. Watch as she stops posting pics of herself entirely because of some creepazoid admitting to cyberstalking her.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 19:25 |
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sexual harassment guy one day you are going to be doing the nasty in that room. out of the corner of your eye you are going to see a poster of Naruto give you the thumbs up
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:13 |
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Putty posted:sexual harassment guy one day you are going to be doing the nasty in that room. out of the corner of your eye you are going to see a poster of Naruto give you the thumbs up who could ask for anything more
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:22 |
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Putty posted:sexual harassment guy one day you are going to be doing the nasty in that room. out of the corner of your eye you are going to see a poster of Naruto give you the thumbs up
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:36 |
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I sent in like 10 confessions, all true, and not one has been published wtf. Racism itt.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:56 |
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Jastiger posted:I sent in like 10 confessions, all true, and not one has been published wtf. Racism itt. how many were about megham trainor
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:57 |
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Woods goon, how did you not get shot?
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 23:45 |
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I'm a homosexual for men
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:22 |
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ah gently caress
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:22 |
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Awesome sexual harassment goon! The only one left is the one guy that went after his roommates girlfriend and wrote her a 3 page note.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:40 |
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Harassment Weeaboo: Two successful weirdos in love is just about the best relationship you could ask for. Glad to see it working out!
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:12 |
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I got a humongous donger
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 06:07 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I got a fungus donger lmbo gross
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 06:15 |
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I want to believe in the Mudman Skinwalker but I think it would've been a lot easier to just put a couple rounds harmlessly through their tents to get the message across
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 06:25 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I got a humongous donger shame you're a bottom (i know this for gay I am)
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 06:38 |
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quote:Anxiety guy again. quote:I'm thinking I might be slightly schizophrenic or susceptible to Alzheimer's. Many times when I daydream or play out an interaction with another person in my head, I tend to get lost in the thought and lose control of my body. That is to say, I might start making facial expressions or move my arms or speak in response to things that happen in my head. I'll lose awareness of everything around me until I react physically, which sort of wakes me up. I've been able to control it in public but occasionally someone will catch me speaking to myself or making faces and look at me like I have three heads. I'm hoping I don't have to check myself into a psych ward down the line.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:10 |
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Alan Smithee posted:shame you're a bottom okay this was better than mine. also .. -- / --. .- -.-- / -..-. / -.-. ..- -.-. -.- / -..-. / .-.. --- .-..
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:12 |
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Just lol at the thought of an adult asking for "dating advice" irl (online too, but especially irl)
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:34 |
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Jastiger posted:I sent in like 10 confessions, all true, and not one has been published wtf. Racism itt. If this is true, for anyone, please make sure you're sending your confessions to the correct address. I try to post everything I get.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:47 |
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I'm curious how bad Jastiger's were if these boring sadbrains ones are the ones making the cut. e: or i guess he might be sending them to the wrong place somehow yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Aug 3, 2016 |
# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:49 |
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Could possibly be the backlog. How recent are the confessions going up?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:05 |
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H.H posted:If this is true, for anyone, please make sure you're sending your confessions to the correct address. I try to post everything I get. I just clicked the link in the OP and it opened the browser for me, copy paste. Hrmm. I sent the last one i think the day before yesterday.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:09 |
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Thanks for the heads up that the next 10 "I AM A DIAPERFUR PEDO WITH A WEIRD DICK AND A SMELLY PUCKER LIVING WITH MY MOTHER WHOM I AM PLANNING TO RAPE AND KILL" confessions are all Jastiger's
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:15 |
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Jastiger posted:I just clicked the link in the OP and it opened the browser for me, copy paste. Hrmm. I sent the last one i think the day before yesterday. I still have two confessions from Aug 1 to go through. I'll send them later to avoid doxxing you.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:21 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for the heads up that the next 10 "I AM A DIAPERFUR PEDO WITH A WEIRD DICK AND A SMELLY PUCKER LIVING WITH MY MOTHER WHOM I AM PLANNING TO RAPE AND KILL" confessions are all Jastiger's Why would a pedo rape their mother? It doesn't make sense
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:26 |
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Oh poo poo, you're right. Jastiger's confessions are fake. What an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:32 |
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Non anonymous confession: Lena Dunham is hot. Also that wrestler chick Nia Jax is probably my biggest crush right now holy poo poo she's hot.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:40 |
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Jastiger posted:
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