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Len posted:That matters to SS how? i reckon you've never read the star citizen thread before
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What ever happened to the Eastern Europe goon who was slumlord of some apartments he inherited? He burned chairs on his stove while getting hosed up and got sick from smoking moldy tobacco he tried to save in his freezer. I remember he never collected rents because the tenants had sad stories of their own, so he appeared to live off recycling glass beer bottles. Last thing I remember was something about how he got involved with his uncle for business and people were concerned the uncle would facilitate his death to inherit his poo poo. Captain Beans has a new favorite as of 18:01 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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JakeP posted:i reckon you've never read the star citizen thread before I've gathered they're a bit on the obsessive side
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdCyJgfQsRo This is the first one I have any real memory of witnessing on the forums
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:50 |
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The very confusing bathroom comic is a good'n
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:51 |
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Captain Beans posted:What ever happened to the Eastern Europe goon who was slumlord of some apartments he inherited? He burned chairs on his stove while getting hosed up and got sick from smoking moldy tobacco he tried to save in his freezer. I remember he never collected rents because the tenants has sad stories of there own, so he appeared to live off recycling glass beer bottles. Yeah I remember that thread, OP was A SWEATY FATBEARD and he later went on to reveal that he was on a lot of meds for, I think, bipolar disorder if I'm not mistaken. E: oh yeah and a few street drugs to balance things out as well. I'm remembering bits and pieces...just remembered him telling a story of the father who was behind on his rent again and the man said that he promised to get the money together soon, and if he was late, OP could gently caress his wife. Just a bunch of weird stories of desperate Eastern European poverty like that coupled with the OP's -inducing personal problems as well. For all the bizarreness of the stories, OP came off as likable...hope things are going well for A SWEATY FATBEARD these days. And for anyone wondering, he posted pics in that thread and he is not, in fact, a sweaty fatbeard.
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Linux Pirate posted:The very confusing bathroom comic is a good'n Is this the picture of the stickman on the ceiling of the bathroom and he's peeing on the floor or something?
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:55 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Is this the picture of the stickman on the ceiling of the bathroom and he's peeing on the floor or something? That's the one.
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britishbornandbread posted:Nothing will top oddjob and Pele and rawr's one word response. Your picture kinda belongs in this thread too, considering it's taken on its own life outside of the forums. They have a greeting card at Target with your mug emblazoned on it for Christ's sake. Lol
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:02 |
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I actually brought that up in the internet train wreck thread (particularly the Suikoden housemate stories), lamented the loss of all the livejournal posts, and was then was linked to a saved copy of all of them by the wonderful SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL. Here you go, buddy. http://z3.invisionfree.com/ffo/ar/t8592.htm Edit: Wait, you're them. In that case. Yes, Catherine Rain is the same person mentioned in FF house.
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Captain Beans posted:What ever happened to the Eastern Europe goon who was slumlord of some apartments he inherited? He burned chairs on his stove while getting hosed up and got sick from smoking moldy tobacco he tried to save in his freezer. I remember he never collected rents because the tenants had sad stories of their own, so he appeared to live off recycling glass beer bottles. did he drink washing up liquid while hosed up on some weird drug adn talked about making GBS threads bubbles? also there was a ukrainian goon who was joined the russians when they invaded and was i think flying a drone for surveillance and had a thread in AT
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timp posted:For all the bizarreness of the stories, OP came off as likable...hope things are going well for A SWEATY FATBEARD these days. And for anyone wondering, he posted pics in that thread and he is not, in fact, a sweaty fatbeard. what's the median life expetency in eastern europe, like, 39? he is probably definitely dead
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:21 |
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timp posted:Yeah I remember that thread, OP was A SWEATY FATBEARD and he later went on to reveal that he was on a lot of meds for, I think, bipolar disorder if I'm not mistaken. E: oh yeah and a few street drugs to balance things out as well. He has a regularly updated thread in E/N where he keeps people apprised of his situation and updates us on his hijinx. Well worth checking out, he's cancer free (I believe) and has also cut way back on serious drugs
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Captain Yossarian posted:He has a regularly updated thread in E/N where he keeps people apprised of his situation and updates us on his hijinx. Well worth checking out, he's cancer free (I believe) and has also cut way back on serious drugs Noice! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3709978
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:34 |
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That thread where the dude used increasing amounts of fire to get bees off a swingset was the first thing I saw on SA
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:46 |
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airdisc oh pipebomb, thank you for bein pipebomb You're a real american hero drive around in your ford truck everybody loves your stories, I hope you find true loooooooooove
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 19:09 |
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Len posted:I've gathered they're a bit on the obsessive side they have a whole subforum with their own injokes and memes
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 19:13 |
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Jastiger posted:Not specificslly forums but i remember being in high school, like 9th or 10th grade, and finding something awful. There was some article about babes of gaming and it was just a bunch of lesbian porn pictures with "reviews" of the games in an article, with the joke being that the babes were playing the games while loving each other. I think that was the joke i kinda forget, im sure it was just an excuse to post porn. Ah, this reminds me. They had mock hentai game reviews on the front page. For more than a few of them, the articles showed or had linked to screen caps of anime children getting tentacled/raped on the front page, and never thought to take down or not host at all actual anime child porn. I think by now they screencaps were removed, but they had been up there for more than a few years. Mainly they were removed because someone in QCS pointed it out.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 19:38 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:FYAD had their own admin, DocEvil, who could occasionally do cool admin things like changing the background to a different obnoxious image or tell people how many times they were reported for shitposting in Safe Zone Hugbox threads. But he never really did those two things and instead spent his time posting funny forced memes like "orb dad" and hanging out on Twitter where he could tailor his razor-sharp wit in 140 characters or less with a bunch of daycrew wallflowers and lurkers. In the summer of 2011 he tweeted "eat the eggs" to the lead singer from Smashmouth, a bold move that would spell his doom in FYAD.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 23:29 |
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Inappropriate soundtracks were hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB0xH7GhwSY
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 23:46 |
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This dude calls out one of the mods for being a pedo in one of the TV threads: Gets instantly banned: Years later it turns out that the mod was actually a pedophile and he got perma banned as a result. Niwrad posted:The guy who complained in E/N about his kids being taken away. He then revealed his 5 year old was wandering the town by herself and posted pictures of his trailer that looked like a trash heap and had cat poo poo just sitting on the floor. When called on it he complained about not having money and someone found a thread from a couple months earlier where he bought a $2000 gaming PC. He tried to join the old Mechwarrior group a while after that poo poo happened. I rejected him and wrote something like "spend this time with your daughter instead". He still posts sometimes. BULBASAUR has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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Howard Beale posted:Gord was a dude who had a video game store and put up a website where he wrote about how he laid down brutal ownage and sick burns on complete noobs and lamers who had somehow wandered into his glorious Canadian gaming paradise. It all turned out to be garden variety stdh.txt just as you'd expect nowadays in these jaded and cynical times but in 2001 it was pretty hilarious, so some goons decided to touch the poo poo and gave Gord a forums account. this owns
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:09 |
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Wayne Gretzky's nutsack photos.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:17 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:19 |
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The Zyborne Clock was probably my favorite story in the SA saga
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:08 |
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BULBASAUR posted:This dude calls out one of the mods for being a pedo in one of the TV threads: Haha holy poo poo. Did that original guy get unbanned? Presumably given mod status and a holiday?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:30 |
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BULBASAUR posted:This dude calls out one of the mods for being a pedo in one of the TV threads: I don't think it was a mod, but the post he replied to was a novel length OP of an early TVIV MLP thread which made it even funnier.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:33 |
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One time Aatrek probated me for calling Naruto a "big wet French pussy". I don't get it. I thought Aatrek liked 9-year-old pussies.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:36 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:One time Aatrek probated me for calling Naruto a "big wet French pussy". lol
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:40 |
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Definately the Zybourne Clock and the epic duel between infrateel and heebie-gbs are my very favorite things on the forums
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:40 |
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I wish my Aatrek probation was better than just spoilering GoT.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:51 |
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Jastiger posted:Haha holy poo poo. Did that original guy get unbanned? Presumably given mod status and a holiday? He should be made an honorary mod. As far as I know he's still banned
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:55 |
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we civilized these dang internets i mean you did i didn't
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:13 |
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I'm partial to assboat, myself.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:20 |
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mother fukkin chicken cheese peep it. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:21 |
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can someone sum up why people were so upset with the chic n cheese thread?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:28 |
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That thread inspired me to make a chickencheese of my own. It was delicious
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Professor of Cats posted:can someone sum up why people were so upset with the chic n cheese thread? It was a travelling thread, it got moved all over the forums to some people's joy and other's annoyance. Of course it started in GiS but then next week it would be in the automobile sub, the next week it was in books, etc. Some people hate fun. Scudworth has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Aug 3, 2016 |
# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:56 |
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The thing I love most about SA is how no one is safe and every poster that gets people laughing eventually gets laughed at harder. How did Ozma leave anyway? I remember the pathetically small shed she lived in but thats it. '
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floor is lava posted:The time yospos gained control of a botnet and had it display an image of Bill Cosby while taking a screen shot. Just read this (it's great), and the one guy going all-in bitching about how this is wrong and a bad thing to do eventually got permabanned for posting hentai. BABY hentai.
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