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HELLO WHO'S THERE oh I guess nobody Every time I see this I wonder what she would be like if she was conventionally attractive. Probably just as unbearable, but in a different way. trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 19:36 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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He is exaggerating somewhat. That procedure requires at least local anesthetic and its something that they might do every so often.. not every day.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:45
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Nutsngum posted:He is exaggerating somewhat. That procedure requires at least local anesthetic and its something that they might do every so often.. not every day. and in what interesting way did you ruin your dick such that you are so familiar with this, pray tell
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Aug 2, 2016 20:02
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trickybiscuits posted:Every time I see this I wonder what she would be like if she was conventionally attractive. Probably just as unbearable, but in a different way. someone give that gif the Shallow Hal filter china bot has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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Aug 2, 2016 20:29
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Celery Face posted:Shitfaced kid tries to get into a club, calls the cops after his friends ditch him and tries to fight the bouncer. most of it isn't the typical nut-shot type of schadenfreude, but that dude has some nice videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jF9nq_HvWs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im5g6_bPYeU "shave your goatee" "ok, I'll have your mom do it" *dude gets impotently enraged* I like how he knows exactly what's gonna happen in this one, and waits for the glorious scoodyfroody instead of warning the guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9n7rERhrSo drunk old ladies repeatedly falling over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YmEqXweJw Drunk dude gets kicked out for smoking in no-smoking area: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3wr3l0itw8 "I'll get you a VIP stamp" *puts no-entry X on his arm* "i climbed mount everest!" "you seem like you been doing a little cocaine" "...three base camps" "free-base camp?" "he's the man-do in Kathmandu" Another drunk gets denied access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18JOiy1l8o4 "he got a big rear end head. That's a spiral ham...put some glaze on that" Those bouncers are having so much fun, it almost makes me want to be one.
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Aug 2, 2016 20:45
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Moo Bitch Get out da way
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Aug 2, 2016 20:53
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poop dood posted:and in what interesting way did you ruin your dick such that you are so familiar with this, pray tell They could be a doctor or nurse. Those people are experts at fixing dick injuries and pulling foreign objects out of asses.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Moo Bitch I'm doing a hundred on the highway So if you do the speed limit, get the gently caress outta my whey
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Aug 2, 2016 20:57
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trickybiscuits posted:Every time I see this I wonder what she would be like if she was conventionally attractive. Probably just as unbearable, but in a different way. I always wonder why no-one else in the audience is either chanting or reacting to this.
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Aug 2, 2016 21:08
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Carbon dioxide posted:McDonalds in Amsterdam. Don't worry about it. McDonalds fights are a proud American tradition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TowBzRJiQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-z0_YH2UGw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9LcRP4BSU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIQcHlzzGSE
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Aug 2, 2016 21:17
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three people in shot filming the fight on their phones "i hope someone's called the cops"
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Aug 2, 2016 21:35
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http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/2/12364122/bitfinex-theft-61-million-dollars-bitcoin-cryptocurrency oh bitcoin 
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Rah! posted:Don't worry about it. McDonalds fights are a proud American tradition: I like how she starts screaming "STOP STOP STOP" after she gets the poo poo whooped out of her with the stick from the deep fryer. What, you think a guy who gets paid min wage is just going to let you beat on him? e: the charges on the dude were later dropped too 
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-Troika- posted:I like how she starts screaming "STOP STOP STOP" after she gets the poo poo whooped out of her with the stick from the deep fryer. What, you think a guy who gets paid min wage is just going to let you beat on him? I think thats the blonde woman screaming.
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Aug 3, 2016 02:35
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Kurieg posted:Well... 
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Aug 3, 2016 03:20
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I'm not sure how this totally fits into scahdenfreude but it really looks like it hurts https://twitter.com/AbdiTV/status/760511696360370178?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Aug 3, 2016 04:06
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It was sad until the final hit, then it was really sad and loving hilarious.
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-Troika- posted:I like how she starts screaming "STOP STOP STOP" after she gets the poo poo whooped out of her with the stick from the deep fryer. What, you think a guy who gets paid min wage is just going to let you beat on him?
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Aug 3, 2016 05:37
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http://movieweb.com/suicide-squad-fans-petition-rotten-tomatoes-shut-down/
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Aug 3, 2016 05:39
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Somfin posted:I always wonder why no-one else in the audience is either chanting or reacting to this. The guy beside her going along with it doesn't count?
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Aug 3, 2016 07:05
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http://i.imgur.com/nRsa8Fu.mp4
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Aug 3, 2016 08:18
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Should have sent for all the loving poets. Fake edit - holy crap, you can actually see the door open slightly the first time he throws the bin at it.
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Aug 3, 2016 08:49
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A modern day Buster Keaton.
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Aug 3, 2016 08:56
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The real kicker is that he wasn't trying to rob the place, he was just trying to get in so he could buy a beer. Once he got in he just stood at the bar for a bit, realised they were closed and left. He later handed himself in to the police. https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/32177622/thirsty-queenslander-uses-beer-keg-to-smash-into-closed-pub-in-clumsy-break-in-effort/#page1
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The real kicker is that he wasn't trying to rob the place, he was just trying to get in so he could buy a beer. Once he got in he just stood at the bar for a bit, realised they were closed and left. He later handed himself in to the police. Just another example of Queenslanders being mad as cut snakes.
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Aug 3, 2016 10:32
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Aug 3, 2016 10:41
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Aphrodite posted:Some people also want to build a neutral Olympic Island to hold them every year. Well, why the hell not, it worked for Cobra. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Island And they're not nearly as evil or corrupt as the IOC.
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Aug 3, 2016 10:52
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The real kicker is that he wasn't trying to rob the place, he was just trying to get in so he could buy a beer. Once he got in he just stood at the bar for a bit, realised they were closed and left. He later handed himself in to the police. Dumb as he may be, at least his moral compass isn't out of alignment 
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https://www.change.org/p/rottentomatoes-com-shutdown-rotten-tomatoes  Stop aggregating reviews that say DC super hero films are bad
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Aug 3, 2016 12:25
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So is Suicide Squad bad? I mean, there's a work thing selling tickets to its NZ opening for a charity event. I just went in the raffle, I had a kinda feeling that it would be a rancid turd.
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Aug 3, 2016 12:30
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WarpedNaba posted:So is Suicide Squad bad? I mean, there's a work thing selling tickets to its NZ opening for a charity event. I just went in the raffle, I had a kinda feeling that it would be a rancid turd. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/ TOMATOMETER 35% Average Rating: 5.3/10 Reviews Counted: 69 Fresh: 24 Rotten: 45
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Aug 3, 2016 12:34
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WarpedNaba posted:So is Suicide Squad bad? I mean, there's a work thing selling tickets to its NZ opening for a charity event. I just went in the raffle, I had a kinda feeling that it would be a rancid turd. The reviews have been savaging it and goons who have seen advanced screenings have reported that the jokes all fall flat
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Aug 3, 2016 12:37
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WarpedNaba posted:So is Suicide Squad bad? I mean, there's a work thing selling tickets to its NZ opening for a charity event. I just went in the raffle, I had a kinda feeling that it would be a rancid turd. Look at Will Smith's face on any of the posters.
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WarpedNaba posted:So is Suicide Squad bad? I mean, there's a work thing selling tickets to its NZ opening for a charity event. I just went in the raffle, I had a kinda feeling that it would be a rancid turd. Some of the reviews have said it is worse than the new Fantastic Four movie. You know, the one nobody has watched because so much word of mouth got out of people getting up and leaving halfway through when the movie forgot what it was about.
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Aug 3, 2016 12:47
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Wheany posted:https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/ Sure, quote rotten tomatoes, you're part of the problem 
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Aug 3, 2016 12:51
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There was a review quoted in CD that I thought was funny: "If Guardians of the Galaxy is Coke, Suicide Squad is Faygo."
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Aug 3, 2016 13:19
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I'm going to Suicide Squad with my girlfriend tomorrow. Both of us are comic nerds and she's a giant Harley Quinn fan, so I'm concerned.
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It might make you both... suicidal. I'm not that worried. I see at least one movie a week, it's hard for it to be the worst thing I've seen this year. It's also the kind of movie where it's terribleness would be somewhat amusing, it's not like horror movies. I find horrible horror movies only entertaining when they're made on a shoestring budget, and those are not found in the movie theater.
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