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Nia Jax I can see. Lena Dunham is ugly inside and out. Still it's nice to know there's someone for everyone. Her and Jagister make a certain kind of sense tbqh. Not that I should be one to talk.
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quote:Back before she became FYAD famous, Nessa posted a pic or two in some YYLS WAYWT thread and was hecka cute. Totally my kind of gal. quote:Hello again I'm the guy who questionably masturbated to a camgirl playing Super Smash Bros. I never thought that I'd have to send another confession until last week when it got worse. I was watching the porn again browsing for stuff when I stumbled upon a video of loving literally Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid V with a dad bod going to town on a small asian girl with big tiddies. He had the messy hair, the ponytail, and the same eyepatch. I am very disturbed now and probably already a demon so I think I'll have to get used to this.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 10:03 |
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H.H posted:
C'mon bruh, gimme something more.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 11:15 |
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Lmao anonymous confession of video game porn? Thats nothing to be ashamed of in the grand scheme of things.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 11:38 |
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Hedrigall posted:Why would a pedo rape their mother? It doesn't make sense welcome to iowa
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 11:39 |
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Givin her the ol' Iowa Chop.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 12:55 |
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Jastiger posted:Lena Dunham is hot. This must be some usage of the word "hot" with which I was previously unaware.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 13:01 |
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Hedrigall posted:Why would a pedo rape their mother? It doesn't make sense Duh. The mother is under 18.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 13:37 |
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quote:it finally happened: I'm so fat I can't masturbate because I can no longer reach my dick quote:I'm high-functioning autistic-- big loving shock here right? quote:not really a confession:
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:37 |
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H.H posted:it finally happened: I'm so fat I can't masturbate because I can no longer reach my dick Yo, Jastiger, I found your email.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:48 |
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That is probably the most crushing fate I can possibly imagine. Jesus I hadn't even considered that was possible. Can you at least gently caress your fat flaps?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:51 |
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gecafe probably couldn't reach his dick so he just hosed his rear end with a dildo until some of it fell out
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:52 |
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Was it one of these confessions (or just my personal life) where a fat dude couldn't reach his dick and he used to jack it by rubbing his thighs together to "massage" his buried junk.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:54 |
Dear Fat Guy: I wasn't quite that far gone, but I was once fat enough that I couldn't see my dick. For, like, 20 years. Then I lost weight, and seeing my dick again was one of the happiest moments of the journey. It was tough, but it was worth the effort. You can do it too! Don't give up.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:10 |
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Fat guy, do keto. Seriously. I've already lost almost 40lbs since April, and you still get to eat bacon, butter, and even chickencheese! Not kidding, do it. Easiest loving thing, zero exercise required.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:22 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yo, Jastiger, I found your email. Actually not mine but that is p funny. therattle posted:You should have made that anonymous What? No. Nia Jax is hot as hell, those hips are fire. Definitely my type right there and I'm not afraid to say it un-anonymously
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:28 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Fat guy, do keto. Seriously. I've already lost almost 40lbs since April, and you still get to eat bacon, butter, and even chickencheese! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:30 |
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runupon cracker posted:Dear Fat Guy: All like "hello old friend"
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:32 |
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And then con a bunch of goons into building an illegal nightmare house out of mangosteen.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:38 |
Or you could not completely change your diet and just cut back to be under your expenditure instead. Do this: 1. calculate your adjusted BMR 2. subtract between 500 (for 1 pound per week) and 1000 (for 2 pounds per week) from that to be your target daily intake 3. track your intake (on sparkpeople.com or myfitnesspal.com or similar) and don't go over your target 4. repeat step 3 until your doctor says "that's enough" or you don't feel like poo poo (physically) all the time A few other tips: - add more fiber to your diet, it will help with the hunger - don't get too excited about dropping 10 pounds your first week. It's going to slow down - add more fiber to your diet, it keeps your bowels workin right - when you DO go over, don't get too excited about gaining 5+ pounds the next day... it jumped up for the same reason it plummeted that first week - add more fiber to your diet, it helps keep your body sugars regulated - in general, don't beat yourself up over "failing" one day and end up quitting... tomorrow's another day, bro - you should consider adding more fiber to your diet - in general, try to eat "better" food if you can... no matter what poo poo you're eating now, you WILL lose weight if you keep under your target, but you'll also be getting fewer micronutrients. You don't want to end up getting sick because you're suddenly low on iron, so eating less junky food will help keep those micronutrients up. edit: loquacius posted:All like "hello old friend" It really was a lot like that. Tinestram fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:41 |
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runupon cracker posted:or you could not completely change your diet and just cut back to be under your expenditure instead I'm thinking that if dude is fat enough that he can't see his own junk, 'adding more fibre' WILL actually be pretty much changing his whole diet. Anyway, I agree with all of what you've said, so hey I like keto because it's pretty much caused me to cut out almost all sugars and carbs, which I really didn't need in the first place Having a lot of carbs regularly is what led to me (And a lot of people) feeling hungry. Now, if for whatever reason I skip a meal, I genuinely don't feel hungry. My body has become 'fat-adapted', and it's actually burning fat properly, instead of carbs slowing that process down. All I know is, I feel great, I'm nowhere near being at risk of getting diabetes, and have more energy.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:44 |
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also lift a weight a singular weight. just once. then post in the swole thread because you have now become swole
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:44 |
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Protein is really helpful for weight loss. If you eat sugar, you're hungry again in like an hour. If you eat the same calorie amount in protein, it takes much longer before you're hungry again. And you feel less like poo poo while eating a calorie deficit.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:52 |
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Zorodius posted:Protein is really helpful for weight loss. Does that make you get fat tho if you eat the same amount of protein as you do sugar? Like you get too many calories even if they are "good" calories?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:56 |
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Jastiger posted:Does that make you get fat tho if you eat the same amount of protein as you do sugar? Like you get too many calories even if they are "good" calories? Calories are calories, it's the poo poo that's around it that fucks you over (like sugar).
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:58 |
Jastiger posted:Does that make you get fat tho if you eat the same amount of protein as you do sugar? Like you get too many calories even if they are "good" calories? Yes, but you're less likely to overeat protein because of the aforementioned satiating effect.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:59 |
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Jastiger posted:Does that make you get fat tho if you eat the same amount of protein as you do sugar? Like you get too many calories even if they are "good" calories? yeah, the total calorie count is still what matters. Ultimately you could lose weight while eating nothing but cupcakes as long as their calorie value is less than what you burn (a guy actually did that). You just feel less hungry eating protein instead of sugar.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:03 |
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Yes, far more efficient to eat <x> and have it fill you for hours, versus eating <y> and wanting/needing to have more in 30 minutes or so.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:06 |
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runupon cracker posted:Dear Fat Guy: Dont forget to put an incline on your treadmill
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:10 |
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quote:I've always been really good at math, but I'm terrible at personal finances. I don't know why - maybe it's because my mom and dad weren't good with their money, or because I can't handle delayed gratification, I really don't know.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:38 |
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Well, get set up with Mint for one, that should help at least a little, but honestly the real answer here is that if 500-pound lardbeasts can post in YLLS you can post in Biz Fin. Swallow your pride and get it done.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:53 |
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quote:I've always been really good at math, but I'm terrible at personal finances. I don't know why - maybe it's because my mom and dad weren't good with their money, or because I can't handle delayed gratification, I really don't know. you could be a goddamn sheep, tying your own noose and buying some lovely property or you could be a rad dude with a motocycle who probably also smokes. I think you made the right choice
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:02 |
Rupert Buttermilk posted:Fat guy, do keto. Seriously. I've already lost almost 40lbs since April, and you still get to eat bacon, butter, and even chickencheese! this reminded me of that dude who also put his obese dog on keto and killed the gently caress out of it like a moron
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:09 |
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If someone out there actually thought Nessa's self taunt art was good then I'm a bit less hopeful for this world.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:11 |
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quote:- 6K credit cards (one is at 1900, the other is at 4100) Stop spending money that doesn't exist
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:15 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this reminded me of that dude who also put his obese dog on keto and killed the gently caress out of it like a moron This man is an idiot, and obviously a harmful one at that.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:18 |
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Even though I'm very good with money, I'm very thankful that my dad taught me early to never have a credit card except one to auto-pay my bills. There were a few times j could have gotten in a lot of trouble.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:32 |
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Mr. 47 posted:This must be some usage of the word "hot" with which I was previously unaware. Jastiger is severely mentally ill in a very specific way.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:49 |
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Just get a well-paying job, bad at money goon. I use my credit cards to fuel my online poker habit and have had over 50,000 in credit card debt twice in my life but it always balances out.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:49 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:Just get a well-paying job, bad at money goon. I use my credit cards to fuel my online poker habit and have had over 50,000 in credit card debt twice in my life but it always balances out. how does online poker work? you can't see their faces
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