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Bitter Mushroom posted:how does online poker work? you can't see their faces that might be why he was 5000 in debt
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Well first you dive into 50 g's in credit card debt and then you work to pay off the debt e: suck my dick you fuckman
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KomodoWagon posted:Well first you dive into 50 g's in credit card debt and then you work to pay off the debt It's even funnier because people literally do this with student loans. And even death doesn't stop you from owing those debts.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:09
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What are good protein snacks that will fill you up? Same with fiber snacks I guess, fruit has fiber but also sugar. Basically, what are like a half dozen healthy things to eat when I get hungry late at night? I do pita chips and hummus and yogurt and granola, those might be the healthiest snacks I eat.
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Inzombiac posted:Even though I'm very good with money, I'm very thankful that my dad taught me early to never have a credit card except one to auto-pay my bills. same. I never understood why anyone would even need a credit card (just use debit!) until I graduated high school. those cash back rewards though man
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Aug 3, 2016 19:15
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A Strange Aeon posted:What are good protein snacks that will fill you up? Same with fiber snacks I guess, fruit has fiber but also sugar. tuna, eggs, jerky, lean chicken a sandwich with half the bread off
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Aug 3, 2016 19:15
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A Strange Aeon posted:What are good protein snacks that will fill you up? Same with fiber snacks I guess, fruit has fiber but also sugar. hummus has tons of calories so not a good snack. eat lots of carrots/celery
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Aug 3, 2016 19:19
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Keeping a calorie log is really helpful. Even if you're not holding yourself to a strict standard or anything, just giving yourself a clear picture of where your calories come from is very enlightening.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:23
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Bitter Mushroom posted:how does online poker work? you can't see their faces You just play the odds more than trying to read people. Also become addicted to gambling.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:42
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Zorodius posted:Keeping a calorie log is really helpful. Even if you're not holding yourself to a strict standard or anything, just giving yourself a clear picture of where your calories come from is very enlightening. I agree, eat a log of pure calories. For example, baklava
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Aug 3, 2016 19:54
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Zorodius posted:Keeping a calorie log is really helpful. Even if you're not holding yourself to a strict standard or anything, just giving yourself a clear picture of where your calories come from is very enlightening. My Fitness Pal is excellent for this. You can scan the barcode of stuff you eat!!
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Aug 3, 2016 20:11
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any time i drink lots of red wine my poo poo is dark green the next day. idk why
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Aug 3, 2016 20:24
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Dear goon who's afraid he's schizophrenic because he says stuff and makes hand motions in response to what's going on in his head: you're not schizo. You might want to look up some of the signs and symptoms of autism and see if you meet any of the other criteria, though, and maybe look into having yourself checked out if you do. I have some autistic tendencies and occasionally my wife will notice me doing exactly what you're doing when I'm extremely stressed out or tired and 'snap' me out of it. It's a common trait for people with Autism or OCD to have.quote:any time i drink lots of red wine my poo poo is dark green the next day. idk why it's because of the sugars, probably. Red wine has a ton of sugar in it and that tends to make yo' poo poo all green. Popular Human fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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Aug 3, 2016 20:31
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Popular Human posted:Dear goon who's afraid he's schizophrenic because he says stuff and makes hand motions in response to what's going on in his head: you're not schizo. You might want to look up some of the signs and symptoms of autism and see if you meet any of the other criteria, though, and maybe look into having yourself checked out if you do. I have some autistic tendencies and occasionally my wife will notice me doing exactly what you're doing when I'm extremely stressed out or tired and 'snap' me out of it. It's a common trait for people with Autism or OCD to have. The same is true for Gatorade, but only blue Gatorade. One of life's greatest little mysteries, wouldn't you say?
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Aug 3, 2016 20:39
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Also UV Blue vodka.
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Aug 3, 2016 21:07
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yeah i used to have certain blue blueberry snacks that woudl turn poo poo neon green so that means the default color of poo poo is yellow
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Aug 3, 2016 21:19
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that doesn't sound healthy
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Aug 3, 2016 21:29
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Why shouldn't your poop reflect what you eat? Change some diapers and you'll learn quickly. Also on vacation when I was like 9 I ate a half pound of gas station licorice in one six hour drive and both my poop and vomit were blue-green Still better than red twizzlers though I guess this is my "it's me, I'm the guy who likes black licorice" confession
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Aug 3, 2016 22:09
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Jose posted:any time i drink lots of red wine my poo poo is dark green the next day. idk why It's your liver processing stuff. Green= liver, red= tears, black=stomach any other color seek medical attention except brown. oh and yellow means diarrhea.
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Aug 3, 2016 22:20
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the green beer that they use for st. patricks day makes you pee bright blue, like wiper fluid color. very mysterious
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Aug 3, 2016 22:26
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A Strange Aeon posted:What are good protein snacks that will fill you up? Same with fiber snacks I guess, fruit has fiber but also sugar. Granola can be really bad in terms of sugar and calories. If you're on low fat yoghurts they won't fill you up either and they're gross. Have some turkey roll ups, seeds and nuts, veggies with homemade black bean dip. You could make some protein balls if you can be bothered. Anyway, less diet advice, more trainwrecks please.
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Aug 3, 2016 22:47
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SEX BURRITO posted:Granola can be really bad in terms of sugar and calories. If you're on low fat yoghurts they won't fill you up either and they're gross. welp I guess I'll never be healthy because granola and yogurt is all I eat for breakfast these days 
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Aug 3, 2016 22:52
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Skip breakfast. Intermittent fasting is cool.
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Aug 3, 2016 22:57
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Eating healthy is easy, btw. Just make a small change every week. 1st week no more soda, 2nd week no more chips etc. It lets you ease into the change. I've lost 25 lbs this year just by not eating lovely.
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Aug 3, 2016 23:26
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SciFiDownBeat posted:welp I guess I'll never be healthy because granola and yogurt is all I eat for breakfast these days Could have been eating Cheetos this whole time
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Aug 3, 2016 23:32
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Also don't freak out about there being ~sugar~ in fruit. It's healthy and helps fill you up. I like pairing apple slices with a bit of cheese or bananas with peanut butter so there's some protein and fat too
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Aug 3, 2016 23:37
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pizza for breakfast
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Aug 3, 2016 23:45
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Lol when did this thread become the weight loss and fitness thread
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Aug 4, 2016 00:18
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i just raid my neighbor's bird feeder for nutrients
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Aug 4, 2016 00:28
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Ruzihm posted:Skip breakfast. Intermittent fasting is cool. That's prolly the worst thing you can do if you want to lose weight buddy.
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Aug 4, 2016 00:41
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dog buttz posted:Could have been eating Cheetos this whole time 
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thatfatkid posted:That's prolly the worst thing you can do if you want to lose weight buddy. Important tip from something awful goon thatfatkid  Intermittent fasting is fine. Figure out your macros with a keto calculator, meet them daily, boom... Weight is safely lost.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Intermittent fasting is fine. Figure out your macros with a keto calculator, meet them daily, boom... Weight is safely lost.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Important tip from something awful goon thatfatkid Jokes on you i'm not actually fat  Skipping breakfast is an awful idea, sorry buddy.
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Aug 4, 2016 01:40
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Up next: fat goon & the ketones
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"keto?" well it has a hippie pussy liberal name but it might be worth looking into but skipping breakfast? buddy, that's just unamerican
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Aug 4, 2016 01:50
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People somehow make "eat less food" complicated
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Aug 4, 2016 02:58
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Haha don't skip breakfast or you might die. Gimme a break.
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quote:SJW's are dumb and do more harm for their cause than good I believe. I agree with the things they rage out about, but if they wanna actually make changes in the world, they gotta get over themselves and go about fighting the opposition in a more tactful way. If anything, I think they create more opposition or at least more devil's advocates. I have been a member on this site since 04 and have seen that attitude around here and other places of the internet for a long time, but it's really picking up steam lately, and I feel like I can't read any forums on here anymore without conversations breaking down into rants on sexism and racism. Lots of threads in games getting shut down. I understand that it is a massive problem in the world and society, but it's just weird how often it comes up around here anymore when it's not even being talked about. Its almost like a weird compulsion to have to mention it, like people gotta show how compassionate and progressive thinking they are like they'll get a medal for it or something. I'm not some MRA or crazy right winger, like I said, I agree with these things. It's also just off putting to see pages turn into witch hunt rallying too. So much anger and hatred, but that is the kind of stuff that this movement is supposed to be fighting. I dunno, I don't have a better solution really, but when I read about it on the internet, to me it just looks like do-nothing nerds getting high and mighty about something they may or may not really care that much about to gain recognition from their faceless internet peers on a dead messageboard. But that goes for places other than SA too. I just see the same anger in this side as the bigots that they claim to be up against. Go out and make someone smile and try your best to be a positive example, that will make the world a better place faster than calling people on Twitter racists. quote:I'm bi, which is pretty normal. I lean more towards women than men, and when I do like other men they're twinks and cds. But what I really like are transsexuals.
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What's bi goon's stance on dickbirthing
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