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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Yoshifan823 posted:

I forgot to do this a while ago, but can I get my gangtag fixed?

Done, should be fixed next time an admin goes through the request queue.

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

i would like a lying crooked hillary tag please

I like that you asked politely, but how have you advanced status quo maintenance with timid incrementalism the glorious people's revolution so as to warrant such commendation, comrade?

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Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Done, should be fixed next time an admin goes through the request queue.


I like that you asked politely, but how have you advanced status quo maintenance with timid incrementalism the glorious people's revolution so as to warrant such commendation, comrade?

I donate $10 monthly to the DLC

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

I donate $10 monthly to the DLC

Wait, there's dlc for this election? What more can there possibly be

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Wait, there's dlc for this election? What more can there possibly be

It's mostly background-development miniarcs for some of the earlier side characters. Finding Rand Paul left me shrugging my shoulders, but Into the Green Mountains was fantastic.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

I'm looking forward to whatever book obama writes after he leaves office. that's kinda like dlc

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Zas posted:

I'm looking forward to whatever book obama writes after he leaves office. that's kinda like dlc

A tell all memoir by No Fucks Obama would be amazing.

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Wait, there's dlc for this election? What more can there possibly be

telltale made a new adventure game based on the trials and tribulations of a muslim mexican living in Trump's America

YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF LIEBERAL MEDIA PROPAGANDA

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/760271447185055745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Hail Satan!

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Hillary is now +1 in Utah

*kisses fingers* Benissimo!

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Edmund Lava posted:

Hillary is now +1 in Utah

*kisses fingers* Benissimo!

So if Mitt endorses Hillary at this point, UT goes blue right?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mitt romney is a sad little bastard but i'm pretty sure he'd never ever ever endorse hillary. i've been wrong before.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Edmund Lava posted:

Hillary is now +1 in Utah

*kisses fingers* Benissimo!

This was an old poll that a UT local affilitate mis reported as new btw.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

Mirthless posted:

So if Mitt endorses Hillary at this point, UT goes blue right?

Mitt is a lot more likely to endorse Gary Johnson at this point. He's said that he's considering it.

That would effectively be the same thing, a strong 3rd party leading to a Hillary plurality win in Utah is still a win.

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx

Edmund Lava posted:

5% for Harambe. 5% of Dems think that Hillary is connected to The devil. I smell a new member of our Democratic Party coalition.

All hail our simian Satan! :abuela:

LYING CROOKED HARAMBE

Jonked
Feb 15, 2005

Northjayhawk posted:

Mitt is a lot more likely to endorse Gary Johnson at this point. He's said that he's considering it.

That would effectively be the same thing, a strong 3rd party leading to a Hillary plurality win in Utah is still a win.
Virginia and Utah gives Trump no realistic map to victory as far as I can tell... Not even the "5 coin flips" magical sweep of swing states.

Wait, nevermind, he could still win if he won all five.

Jonked has issued a correction as of 18:47 on Aug 2, 2016

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump's gonna get fuckin wrecked, part VII:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/760562525620596736

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

:shepface:

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
that's a hell of a lot of money to only win the popular vote by 3-4%

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

comes along bort posted:

that's a hell of a lot of money to only win the popular vote by 3-4%

swing voters are the biggest morons in the world and we spend vast fortunes trying to hold their goldfish minds long enough for them to push a button

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Hillary4uandme

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


2 for 1 :toxx:

Hillary Wins.

Johnson doesn't win a state (so it's officially recorded here. I made this toxx elsewhere, but reposting for exposure).

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I hope abuela leaves me something in the will

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

comes along bort posted:

that's a hell of a lot of money to only win the popular vote by 3-4%

It's gonna be 4-7% but point taken

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Literally The Worst posted:

I hope abuela leaves me something in the will

She's already giving you a generation of SCOTUS liberal rulings.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

DemeaninDemon posted:

She's already giving you a generation of SCOTUS liberal rulings.

Republicans should be making GBS threads themselves at the prospect of Hillary proposing a candidate more liberal than Garland. If that happens then they'll have to double down on the toddler tantrum for at least another 4-8 years

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Ivor Biggun posted:

Republicans should be making GBS threads themselves at the prospect of Hillary proposing a candidate more liberal than Garland. If that happens then they'll have to double down on the toddler tantrum for at least another 4-8 years

Trump's gonna lose them the Senate so they can cry and stomp all they want but it won't do gently caress all.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Ivor Biggun posted:

Republicans should be making GBS threads themselves at the prospect of Hillary proposing a candidate more liberal than Garland. If that happens then they'll have to double down on the toddler tantrum for at least another 4-8 years

I will not be surprised that once election night passes, one of two things happen if Hillary wins:

1. Senate scrambles to confirm Garland
2. Obama withdraws the nomination

I can see Obama dangling it over the GOP as it approaches too.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

iospace posted:

I will not be surprised that once election night passes, one of two things happen if Hillary wins:

1. Senate scrambles to confirm Garland
2. Obama withdraws the nomination

I can see Obama dangling it over the GOP as it approaches too.

Obama won't withdraw the nomination, and I really doubt Clinton would either should he not get confirmed before she's sworn in since it confirm that picking him was purely about politics and not about putting forward a serious candidate.

That being said, RBG is 83 and Kennedy is 80 so Clinton will more than likely be replacing both of them in her first term, and Breyer who is 77 in her second with maybe Thomas who is 68 also being replaced.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


I still want to see President Obama withdraw the Garland nomination, only for Secretary Clinton to nominate Barack.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nth Doctor posted:

I still want to see President Obama withdraw the Garland nomination, only for Secretary Clinton to nominate Barack.

Cruel Austere Michelle wont permit it.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Michelle is right, gently caress DC & gently caress the lizard people

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

zoux posted:

Cruel Austere Michelle wont permit it.

Nominate her too

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Nominate the dog imo

Nothing in the rules that says a dog can't be a Supreme Court justice

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
yeah but they're just going to bring a steak to get the swing vote

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

e_angst posted:

I'm also fairly confident in Hillary's ability to unleash the hounds of hell on Trump. The Clinton opposition research team is the best in the game. We're going to find out so many new terrible things about Trump, he may have to leave the country when the election is over.

First posted this back in May. It's barely August and Trump is more unfavorable than at any other point in his entire life. Also, it doesn't look like things are gonna change direction any time soon.

At this point Trump is probably getting phone calls like in The Ring, only he picks up to hear the ghostly voice utter "ninety-six days..."

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer


Looking pretty good :bernin:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I'm the lily white Arizona and Georgia

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Hello thread!



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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

fits my needs posted:



Looking pretty good :bernin:

If it wasn't for Kansas, we'd be looking at an outside shot at all the blue being linked from sea to shining sea. And Florida too.

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