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I am a super popular poster but wanted to make sure all them fuckers knew that Nia Jax is really hot and so is Lena Dunham. Doubled down!

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I have very little sympathy and no admiration for any veterans who volunteered for any armed conflict after World War II.

There were no nebulous "freedoms" at stake in any of these conflicts. They were just petty squabbles between heads of state that could have been solved by the two parties being locked in a room and beating the poo poo out of each other. The only "sacrifice" any of these "brave men and women" made were their lives in order to get benefits that the rest of the civilized world gives to all of its citizens without forcing them to spend several years being a contract killer for the government.

Every time I see people participate in the disgusting military worship that goes on in this country, be it politicians extolling the values of veterans for votes and money, letting them have various discounts, letting them skip lines and other little special privileges, or cooing over their families who are mooching off of them, I internally roll my eyes and want to tell them what I'm telling you now. Along with pointing out that North Korea, one of our biggest enemies, does the same thing with its military, albeit to a more extreme degree. But to do so would be an act of treason and, of course, I would get the usual bullshit "herp derp people died so you could say that you ungrateful rear end in a top hat OOO RAH SEMPER FI!" argument.

Humayun Khan died in vain and probably didn't give a poo poo about you or protecting your "freedoms" when he enlisted.

H.H posted:

robocop's are dumb and

Hedrigall posted:

Am i having a stroke or is this some new internet slang?

cock hero flux posted:

I think it's a word filter but I don't know what for

cuckservative

Groovelord Neato posted:

i was with that guy until he got to north korea which was especially funny cuz we wouldn't have south korea without a war after ww2. owned history noob.

H.H posted:

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I am a super popular poster but wanted to make sure all them fuckers knew that Nia Jax is really hot and so is Lena Dunham. Doubled down!

Riptor posted:

I agree, eat a log of pure calories. For example, baklava

H.H posted:

I have very little sympathy and no admiration for any veterans who volunteered for any armed conflict after World War II.

There were no nebulous "freedoms" at stake in any of these conflicts. They were just petty squabbles between heads of state that could have been solved by the two parties being locked in a room and beating the poo poo out of each other. The only "sacrifice" any of these "brave men and women" made were their lives in order to get benefits that the rest of the civilized world gives to all of its citizens without forcing them to spend several years being a contract killer for the government.

H.H posted:

are troops

Poodge posted:

God that child sounds legitimately terrifying.

Zzulu posted:

I am one of the original Nazis. I was there when the party formed. I was the chief explorer of unorthodox science

I escaped underground when Germany fell to the Russians. Now I have created a utopia for myself deep beneath the crust of the earth, populated with sentient automatons and creatures of the deep. And it's ENTIRELY FREE OF JEWS

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I don't really love my girlfriend.

We've moved in together, and we'll rob ably get married eventually. All my friends really like her, although I kind of hate most of her friends. She surrounds herself with these people who are so awkward and obnoxious, I suspect that they're autistic.

She's selfish and lazy. She's burned through at least two jobs because she just decided to stop showing up. She's selfish, demanding my full attention at all times, and expecting me to be at her beck and call. She nags me constantly, and won't let me enjoy anything that doesn't directly involve her. She's demanded that I put my rides signal life on hold for her, so that she can be the focus of my attention for now.

She makes sex a chore, and then bitches that we don't do it more often. And she knows I want kids but she keeps hinting that she doesn't. Or she'll change her mind and say that she actually wants to adopt, or that she doesn't want kids at all.

I'm deeply unhappy and I've lost control of my life, but I don't know how to get it back., because this relationship is so intertwined with other aspects of my life.

slut confession pt. 2 posted:

me again!! i don't owe a payday loan service anymore; i'm just 3 months overdue on rent!! hahahahaha

i thought i lost my keys last night and cried till some nice girl let me into my apt complex

a homeless former crack addict wants to gently caress me but he won't

tomorrow some Big Dick Chad that all my friends call the "italian stallion" is going to bang me sober and it'll be great. i'm about to take on a job as some guy's exec assistant/bang maid. y'all pussies are whining about yr resumes while i bulk mine up getting hosed by someone more ~alpha~ than you and i'm crying

U.S. Barryl posted:

Haha don't skip breakfast or you might die. Gimme a break.

chitoryu12 posted:

Skipping breakfast is a lovely idea for losing weight because you feel hungrier when you get to lunch, which makes you more likely to scarf down a ton of food and undo any progress skipping breakfast may have made.

In general, any "intermittent fasting" plan is awful because the majority of people don't have the willpower to handle feeling awful all the time from not eating, so they alternate their fasting with binging that either makes them gain weight or keeps them from doing more than wavering between two norms.

Zorodius posted:

why would being attracted to trans women be any different from being attracted to other women, morally speaking? We all fetishize the object of our attraction to some extent.

Rakosi posted:

Actually i find skipping meals over a long period kinda shrinks my stomach or something so i feel fuller quicker when i do eat

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i keep crying constantly lol you guys must be so jealous of my fabulous life, taking dicks for money (albeit not enough to pay my rent)

Solice Kirsk posted:

I have a bunch of friends that are veterans and every single one of them thinks it's hilarious when people thank them for their service. Well, except for one time when a ww2 marine thanked one of them. He said that actually meant something.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I have a bunch of friends that are veterans and every single one of them thinks it's hilarious when people thank them for their service. Well, except for one time when a ww2 marine thanked one of them. He said that actually meant something.

loquacius posted:

I think the idea of "all world conflicts should be decided via cage matches between world leaders or their appointed champions" is kind of interesting,

loquacius posted:

I think the idea of "all world conflicts should be decided via cage matches between world leaders or their appointed champions" is kind of interesting, but it's not a stable equilibrium because if you lose a duel but think you'd win a traditional war there is absolutely nothing stopping you from just invading rather than abiding by the duel conditions

Plus all it would take is for North Korea to somehow engineer themselves the best cage-fighter ever born and there goes the world order

e: Comedy option, Kim Jong Un does it himself and is undefeated across all countries

Murphy Brownback posted:

it would mean any leader that is remotely old or old of shape in any way will never get elected and we'd leave our fates in the hands of roided up giants.

Jose posted:

he has gout on account of eating huge amounts of cheese so would be poo poo in a fight