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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Star Citizen: useless cockney gently caress

edit: cockney catte tax

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Aug 4, 2016

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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Lazrin posted:

no, its me... talking in 3rd person, just like bob dole.

no other account

Why would you lie like this? On the Internet? I trusted you stimsis

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I mean Lazrin, sorry

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Lazrin posted:

how many times has he woefully over-promised and under-delivered?

Is Derek blue balling you on Citizen porn?

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

Come to think of it, those are some very apropos lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFtGfyruroU

I'm more a 'La vie en rose' boy myself.

Edith Piaf posted:

No, nothing at all,
No, I regret nothing
Not the good things they did to me
Nor the bad -- may as well be the same to me!

No, nothing at all,
No, I regret nothing.
It's bought and paid for, wiped away, forgotten,
I don't give a drat about the past!

With my memories
I've lit up the fire
Of my troubles, my pleasures,
I don't need them any more!

Wiped away the romances
And all their instabilities
Swept away for eternity
I restart at zero

No, nothing at all,
No, I regret nothing
Not the good things they did to me
Nor the bad -- may as well be the same to me!

No, nothing at all,
No, I regret nothing
Because my life, because my joys
Today, I begin with you

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Hey, where's the goon with all the big fluffy cattes? Wanna see them kitties.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Tippis posted:

What I'm saying is, why does it have to be one or the other.

"Having your cake and eating it too" takes on a whole new meaning

:yikes:



TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Beefeater posted:

Dr Smart had it with 2 M's on Twitter. Regardless, one M brings up obituaries too.

Oh well. I was just curious what other kinds of silly poo poo she "starred" in under that name.
its a throwaway stage name for some really old tickle porn circa 03/04, you're not going to find a huge stash of things with her in it

my "guess" is that she's used at least several different names depending on what kind of modeling or acting or job she was doing

Koil
Jun 24, 2005

two weeks
Chris spotted fleeing the country

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4w4ywg/look_who_i_caught_boarding_my_flight_to_maui/

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4w4zqr/hypocrite_derek_smart_has_his_own_pornographic/

Danforth
Jul 11, 2008

Lazrin posted:

how many times has he woefully over-promised and under-delivered?

every time.

as usually, he has nothing. but he must keep up appearances because it's war. see: donald trump

Dear Derek,

It seems I've underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the people who would enjoy seeing me tear your little world apart just that much more. Its a shame really that you ignored all my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a few brain cells left in that battlecruiser circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counterproductive this whole thing was and could have quit a long time ago. This little blog of yours has failed on every level. I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these ridiculous blogs fail like the insane tickle fantasies they were. The reality of internet blogs is finally being perceived for what it is and the only people left are those who were lucky, smart, or both. Now being exposed to so much gameplay and fidelity for what, over a loving year now? Have you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The FUD tit is gone, and you're completely incapable of surviving without your coke machine. You think these failed forums had stupid business models? How about yours?

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!


The original photo is in the reddit thread, but figured it probably won't be for much longer... The blur job on his kid was me, btw.

edit: Just realized CR and family aren't in the line with those dirty, dirty coach passengers. Thanks backers!

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


Will crobber be up coding all night in Maui too?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Chris always looks shifty as gently caress

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006




how dare that person dox Chris Roberts and his kid

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Palisader posted:

Didn't Lando already say no gamescom reveal? And citizens immediately ignored him, of course. Amazing.

I have "argued" with a few people who basically say "they always say no new info and then BAM! they surprise us with new info!!!"

:effort:

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

The bag's stuffed with $100 bills.

Koil
Jun 24, 2005

two weeks

HycoCam posted:


The original photo is in the reddit thread, but figured it probably won't be for much longer... The blur job on his kid was me, btw.

edit: Just realized CR and family aren't in the line with those dirty, dirty coach passengers. Thanks backers!
Thanks for blurring out the kid. Nice catch on the priority line, the backers will never know

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

peter gabriel posted:

Chris always looks shifty as gently caress

There's a saying about ducks that comes to mind.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

ewe2 posted:

gently caress it, Imma doxx myself:



* LYRICS <---- LYRICS
* I'm sorry Lee Marvin :911:
* Parp
* Country songs are just glorious reggaefied.
* You know, a man gets to thinkin' on the road. Why aren't there more hobo rock stars?

Sorry to bump, but I wasn't happy with this mix. Don't have good headphones at the moment and I'm managing with a cross between Apple ipod earbuds and some generic ones so it's going between mad treble and mad bass and nothing sane in the middle :( It wouldn't let me sleep so let me make amends with this remix:



So it seems maybe je regrette les choses

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Daztek posted:

how dare that person dox Chris Roberts and his kid

This is everyday life for big celebrities. Anyone who says this is doxxing or breaking someone's privacy hasn't yet realized just how well known Chris Roberts is. Hollywood stars are accustomed to this kind of stuff. I really doubt Chris minds that much.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

HycoCam posted:


The original photo is in the reddit thread, but figured it probably won't be for much longer... The blur job on his kid was me, btw.

edit: Just realized CR and family aren't in the line with those dirty, dirty coach passengers. Thanks backers!

1st class queue.

Pointy
Feb 12, 2003

hello old friend
Last night I played Rebel Galaxy which is a $20 space sim (currently free on PS+). It was funny the whole time I was thinking that this game is 500% better than SC will ever be, they actually have mining and combat, etc. In a $20 game built by a small team.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Can the goon detectives verify that that is indeed Chris Roberts appearing in the picture

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

AP posted:

1st class queue.

Did you think he was going to fly anything else on backer money?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

peter gabriel posted:

Chris always looks shifty as gently caress

the look of a man who cannot believe he's getting away with something, like he's just slipped a whole frozen chicken into his trousers and is halfway across the asda car park checking that a security guard hasn't followed him.

Lazrin
Apr 13, 2016

THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016
:laffo:

maui is out of the country?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

kikkelivelho posted:

Can the goon detectives verify that that is indeed Chris Roberts appearing in the picture




face blindness is crazy as gently caress

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Lazrin posted:

maui is out of the country?

It's outside lots of countries, you seem fine with the word fleeing, why is that?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Lazrin posted:

maui is out of the country?

You're mistaking Chris for someone with enough wherewithal to stand at the right gate. He's too busy looking shifty while fleeing, after all.

e:f;b

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Maybe one of their studios is located on Maui?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Chris: I must flee IN FIRST CLASS!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





No lie I kind of want a Sandi mousemat.

I want to have to explain why I have a Sandi mousemat to people.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Relax, he's just putting backer dollars to work.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

kikkelivelho posted:

Maybe one of their studios is located on Maui?

Must be that's the third Hawaiian trip since the kickstarter I believe.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
caught up with the thread. I'm sad.

Lol Chris really didn't like the fact he was spotted.

"Now remember Chris, when this whole shitstorm implodes... we will find you"
Remember...


Something something Eightaces middle eastern guys...

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Beet Wagon posted:

No lie I kind of want a Sandi mousemat.

I want to have to explain why I have a Sandi mousemat to people.

Like one of those anime boob pads?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

BattleMaster posted:

Like one of those anime boob pads?

But if it's a Sandi mat, surely it would just be two deflated wrinkly balloons stapled in place?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Lazrin posted:

how do you know i'm not married to a cheap porn model either?

You, cheap? Noooo!

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Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

…also, weren't there two kids in the campaign video that showed off the dedicated Roberts family? If so, where's the other one? Sold off to Ben?

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