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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007



One day to go until this shitshow begins!

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

tater_salad posted:

I do live near Canada and cbc may actually be part of my cable package, sadly none of my tvs will do Ota digital unless I put them outside maybe

NBC will make your cable company block CBC during the olympics

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Despite the CBC being shite, and Canadian created TV content being pretty mediocre in general, we do have some of the best Olympic Games coverage in the world. All the flash, spectacle, and production of the american networks, without constantly cutting away from the actual sports so a gimp-eyed Bob Costas can do an hour long look into running shoes through the ages.

Yeah once upon a time I really liked watching the olympics because I could watch on canada channel, then ^^^ started happening and where I lived was too far from the border to actually get OTA reception. I think the last one I really watched was Turin 06.

And somehow NBC manages to get worse every outing. They spread out coverage over all their cable channels and main NBC is wall to wall "interest" stories about athlete's sob stories or other dumb bullshit. So you have to subscribe to a full cable package to see real sports. I don't understand who still watches their awful programming or how they manage to make back the billions of dollars they spend on being terrible.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Viruswithshoes posted:

One day to go until this shitshow begins!

that toilet is clearly functional

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

goatface posted:

That picture looks like he's slapped an idiot filter over it.

Turn on your monitor.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Viruswithshoes posted:



One day to go until this shitshow begins!

pulitzer prize worthy?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Nonsense posted:

pulitzer prize worthy?

That toilet-pool appears to be installed correctly. I'd expect greater verisimilitude if it is to garner awards.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

HahahahHahHaahahaha

https://twitter.com/brazil2016rio/status/761317147821875200

Only the first few seconds are worth watching, but drat that guy can run fast with the torch!

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

It's like a beautiful dream I don't want to wake up from

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Viruswithshoes posted:

HahahahHahHaahahaha

https://twitter.com/brazil2016rio/status/761317147821875200

Only the first few seconds are worth watching, but drat that guy can run fast with the torch!

This is the same video as "there was a shooting near the torch relay" so

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Is there a link to that? :suspense:.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3694151&perpage=40

Ended up being 23 deaths. Thanks though--I totally forgot about it. I owe the winner a book!

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hoots-dead.html


Well there we go russians may be banned for doping but their diplomates are on their way to shooting gold.

mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man who has said too much

Viruswithshoes posted:

HahahahHahHaahahaha

https://twitter.com/brazil2016rio/status/761317147821875200

Only the first few seconds are worth watching, but drat that guy can run fast with the torch!

New Olympic track and field event: Olympic Torch Robbery Dash, steal the torch, get as far as you can before you get tackled by the cops, longest distance wins.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pleads posted:

This is the same video as "there was a shooting near the torch relay" so

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Is the torch gone Chinatown?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Probably not. They have spares.

Money? Its gone guys.

TimeWaster
Nov 1, 2011

mikemil828 posted:

New Olympic track and field event: Olympic Torch Robbery Dash, steal the torch, get as far as you can before you get tackled by the cops, longest distance wins.

Unfortunately this guy was DSQ'd for wearing unsanctioned footwear.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Every time I see a new post in this thread I have to check to see if Rio has plumbed new depths of failure, and I am rarely disappointed. :f5:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Viruswithshoes posted:

HahahahHahHaahahaha

https://twitter.com/brazil2016rio/status/761317147821875200

Only the first few seconds are worth watching, but drat that guy can run fast with the torch!

Vertical video? Now Rio's gone too far

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Have we had any tarp sightings yet?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I think the opening ceremonies will go well, nothing technically astounding like a broadway show, but rio's obviously put on live events before for soccer games and such and they can handle a parade of people.

My guess is there will be the lighting of the torch in some non-spectacular way, like [BRAZIL SOCCER STAR] runs up a staircase and lights it, followed be [BRAZIL MUSIC SENSATION] sings some song, followed by a horde of people in Carnival style outfits doing a number or two then the usual parade of countries begins.

So p much an easy show to put together that captures the Rio spirit, and nothing technically difficult to organize (like Beijing's opening ceremonies)

You wont remember anything about it, unless [ISIS/LOCAL FAVELA TERRIBLENESS] arrives

there will prob be a few stands full of flares that have to be evacuated, but nothing tragic

Why on earth do I think these things will go well?

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


The Croc posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hoots-dead.html


Well there we go russians may be banned for doping but their diplomates are on their way to shooting gold.

This is hard core.

I assume all Russian diplomats are Putin's friends and thus ex-KGB/FSB.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The Croc posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hoots-dead.html


Well there we go russians may be banned for doping but their diplomates are on their way to shooting gold.

This guy lives in an action movie.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Crash74
May 11, 2009

angerbeet posted:

Have we had any tarp sightings yet?

Why do you need tarps when you can have raw sewage and favela murders?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The Croc posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hoots-dead.html


Well there we go russians may be banned for doping but their diplomates are on their way to shooting gold.

Video from the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1crhwQPKr7w

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSD8BPmKqf0

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Good, fresh new tarp is an actual valuable commodity. I don't think you'll expect to see much of it in areas not under the direct observation of armed guards.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/bruceecurb/status/761289078998532096

Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



Those cops in tan suits crack me up in every gif.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Pleads posted:

This is hard core.

I assume all Russian diplomats are Putin's friends and thus ex-KGB/FSB.

Nah, it's all a coverup. They just executed someone they didn't like with a very strong "don't gently caress with Russia" message.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


goatface posted:

Nah, it's all a coverup. They just executed someone they didn't like with a very strong "don't gently caress with Russia" message.

Ah yes, the long standing rivalry between the FSB and a favela kid named Leonardo Lopes Batista. He thumbed his nose at them for too long, on the other side of the planet, in a shack on the mountainside.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

huehuehuehue

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

shadow puppet of a posted:

Ah yes, the long standing rivalry between the FSB and a favela kid named Leonardo Lopes Batista. He thumbed his nose at them for too long, on the other side of the planet, in a shack on the mountainside.

They just imported a ukranian and painted them up in blackface. Oldest trick in the book.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Haha

Brazil held to 0-0 draw by South Africa in men's soccer

Brazil started its quest for an Olympic gold medal in men's soccer with a disappointing 0-0 draw against South Africa, a result that prompted loud jeers by some of the home fans.

http://journalstar.com/sports/brazil-held-to---draw-by-south-africa-in/article_9296f91f-75fb-50d0-afdf-2f3ccbaddf66.html

More tears for the garbage god.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lime Tonics posted:

Haha

Brazil held to 0-0 draw by South Africa in men's soccer

Brazil started its quest for an Olympic gold medal in men's soccer with a disappointing 0-0 draw against South Africa, a result that prompted loud jeers by some of the home fans.

http://journalstar.com/sports/brazil-held-to---draw-by-south-africa-in/article_9296f91f-75fb-50d0-afdf-2f3ccbaddf66.html

More tears for the garbage god.

No riots? Disappointing.

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lime Tonics posted:

http://qz.com/750600/nbc-is-airing-the-rio-olympics-opening-ceremony-on-a-tape-delay-but-theres-still-a-way-for-americans-to-watch-it-live/

With that out of the way, there are dozens of VPN services you can use. Two popular ones are TotalVPN and ExpressVPN. The instructions are pretty much the same no matter which service you decide to use:

Sign up for an account (some will require credit card information, others, like TotalVPN, do not).
Download the app to the device(s) you plan to watch on.
Open the app.
Connect to a server in the United Kingdom if you want to watch BBC’s stream. If you want to watch CBC’s stream, connect to a Canadian server. If you want to watch any other network’s stream, connect to a server in the country where the network is broadcast from.
Go to your stream of choice, and enjoy. You should be unblocked.

Other than that, just keep refreshing certain other sites streams to catch one.

Big thanks for this m8. My basic cable package doesn't even come with the games but I get nbc, really sleezy

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

I think this is where we have to get technical if we are going to score properly - the Danish team wasn't robbed, they were burgled. A robbery occurs when a person is confronted and there is force or the threat of force, whereas a burglary occurs when someone breaks into a locked domicile or vehicle and steals the contents. And theft means you left your poo poo unsecured and it was gone when you checked on it or something.

They're all different events with separate medals.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Pleads posted:

This is hard core.

I assume all Russian diplomats are Putin's friends and thus ex-KGB/FSB.

He's not a Russian; he's a Brazilian working at the Russian embassy.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
The only thing morehardcore than a russian is obviously a brazilorussian

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

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Radical 90s Wizard posted:

The only thing morehardcore than a russian is obviously a brazilorussian

Brazilobelorussian from the Jewish Autonomous Oblast is my min-maxed char in the NecromundaRiofavela 42,016 Codex

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