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Robert Lord the super genius founder of cyborg dragon island. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3427893
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Niwrad posted:The guy who complained in E/N about his kids being taken away. He then revealed his 5 year old was wandering the town by herself and posted pictures of his trailer that looked like a trash heap and had cat poo poo just sitting on the floor. When called on it he complained about not having money and someone found a thread from a couple months earlier where he bought a $2000 gaming PC. Wayback Machine to the rescue! http://web.archive.org/web/20120108055443/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3453028&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1     And those were after they'd cleaned up. 
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Cleaned up how, exactly? I mean, what did he actually do? Because one might imagine a pretty crucial initiation of the whole "cleaning" process would be throwing out the, uh, paper towels? that are in that bowl he's focusing the camera on. Diapers, too
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Aug 4, 2016 14:40
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The cat sitting on the bed posing for the camera in the second to last image always makes me laugh.
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Aug 4, 2016 15:00
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im the box of ground beef in the last picture
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vols bitch posted:im the box of ground beef in the last picture At least it's right-side up. Boy would that have been embarassing otherwise!
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Someone mentioned "Solve the Mystery of the Internet Whore" which spawned  My personal favorite was called "The Storie(sic) About How My Grandfather Killed the Bears" 10-years-ago me was crying reading those dumbass stories. I highly doubt they hold up, but I remember someone compiled all the posts into a word doc. If I remember, I'll hunt it down when I get home from work.
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Aug 4, 2016 15:28
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Who was the goon who was visited by time travelers and given a personal scavenger hunt around the city, where at the end someone had done a performance art musical about his journey? Or did I just fever dream that all up?
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i really really hope that one is real
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That thread in Ask/Tell where some goon went to Germany and got really confused with the toilet design, specifically the 'poo poo shelf' which laid out your poo poo so you could take a good look before flushing. A bunch of people convinced him that in Europe you were supposed to sit straddling toilet and facing the cistern before taking a poo poo so it would bypass the shelf and go straight down the pipe. This discussion somehow went on for several pages.
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Convex posted:That thread in Ask/Tell where some goon went to Germany and got really confused with the toilet design, specifically the 'poo poo shelf' which laid out your poo poo so you could take a good look before flushing. A bunch of people convinced him that in Europe you were supposed to sit straddling toilet and facing the cistern before taking a poo poo so it would bypass the shelf and go straight down the pipe. This discussion somehow went on for several pages. I recall the solution was to lay out toilet paper beforehand to construct a sort of poo poo sled to send it down.
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Ah Jesus, I was one of the people who paid to make that duckshirt's avatar at the time. He kept getting it changed back and really hated it.
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Aug 4, 2016 21:07
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i like a hot dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA
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NoneMoreNegative posted:BBAB was like the ur-meme, I can't think of any earlier 'weird but commonplace photo goes completely nuts online' I printed loads of those out for my dad. He thought they were hilarious. Wonder if they're still out there somewhere.
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Aug 4, 2016 21:56
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What is BBAB?
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This is also one of my favorite SA creations! What was the context again -- wasn't it a "make this emoticon realistc" GBS thread? I just remember everyone flipped their poo poo when the video was posted, and there were a lot of great contributions already. E: is that the original music? I thought it was "Thus Spake Zarathustra" for some reason. Rabbit Hill has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Aug 4, 2016 |
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Aug 4, 2016 22:09
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Celluloid Sam posted:i like a hot dog Who doesn't!
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Rabbit Hill posted:This is also one of my favorite SA creations! What was the context again -- wasn't it a "make this emoticon realistc" GBS thread? I just remember everyone flipped their poo poo when the video was posted, and there were a lot of great contributions already. Yep, something like that. I've got a folder on at home with all the wallpaper sized images of the 3d emoticons, I'll try to post them up tonight. E: Found the original thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2969549 All the images are dead though  Also that was 8 years ago, sheesh.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:33
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various cheeses posted:What is BBAB? 
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i thought this photo of me as a child faded into oblivion
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Aug 4, 2016 22:37
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Mr. 47 posted:I know that I've heard it before, but please remind me. What was the real story there? If I remember correctly, some goonette with a mustache loudly went A2M while everyone around the tent listened on in horror.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:38
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Wait...the stupid Chuck Norris thing is SA's fault??!?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts
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Wintermutant posted:If I remember correctly, some goonette with a mustache loudly went A2M while everyone around the tent listened on in horror. theres a group photo of a gooncamp somewhere on the internet but waffleimages prob ate it
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_brushtail_possum
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TenementFunster posted:zoomzip and his neon genesis evangelion remix owns Whatever happened to zoomzip? I have a bunch of MP3s of his and always wonder if he went on to normal fame. Wintermutant posted:If I remember correctly, some goonette with a mustache loudly went A2M while everyone around the tent listened on in horror. There is a smile memorializing it: 
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Aug 4, 2016 22:51
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various cheeses posted:What is BBAB? If only there were some resource available to answer questions like this... https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=509
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Aug 4, 2016 22:52
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there was a music mashup thread once like 8 years ago and the best entrant was some mfer that put the lyrics of smells like teen spirit to the music of poisons talk dirty to me and it worked
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What is the origin of 'The Diarrhea of Anne Frank'? A fellow goon told me about it but once but I can't seem to find the source.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:55
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If only there were some resource available to answer questions like this... 
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Rabbit Hill posted:This is also one of my favorite SA creations! What was the context again -- wasn't it a "make this emoticon realistc" GBS thread? I just remember everyone flipped their poo poo when the video was posted, and there were a lot of great contributions already. It's from the soundtrack of the movie Koyannisqaatsi or whoever you spell it.
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CloFan posted:Yep, something like that. I've got a folder on at home with all the wallpaper sized images of the 3d emoticons, I'll try to post them up tonight. Here's all I have... I feel like there are more out there, though. http://imgur.com/a/Uebpc
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Also I have the entire Bruiser saga in PDF format: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8LIRL4ntFT6WGdYY0lwT3lmS2M/view?usp=sharing
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I remember this being "a thing" but don't recall why/story?
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The Wizard of Poz posted:I remember this being "a thing" but don't recall why/story? someone had one in their attic and couldn't figure out what it was and people were like it's obviously a common brush tail possum and it ended up being a somewhat forced meme where anyone who asked what something was would be told it was a common brush tail possum, duh.
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Me and a couple other goons completed an entry in The Something Awful Youtube Wishlist in response to a   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G922zL__8Nw
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Nick Rivers posted:
This is fantastic.
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Bedevere posted:Wait...the stupid Chuck Norris thing is SA's fault??!?! And they were better as Vin Diesel facts. 
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My personal favorite was the thread Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher. I also seem to remember a thread on GBS in late 2012/early 2013 where some goon ate dog food and filmed it for SA? I don't remember if it was a mod challenge, but I do recall the thread being very funny and really strange. Rupert Buttermilk posted:I remember The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, which was pretty drat good, even if it was a Let's Play. Chewbot did a fantastic job all around. Holy poo poo, I remember reading this on a completely different, now-dead forum nine or ten years ago.
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