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Don Tacorleone posted:Please, thread Personally, I'm going to volunteer to be a Eunuch in Trump's slavic harem.
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When I was like 15 I was obsessed with this nerdy weaboo girl in some of my classes. I was a virgin and had never had a serious girlfriend so I thought she was the most amazing thing ever. She was dating this dude who looked like a bird and had the worst acne I had ever seen. He also drove a car that was white but had some crazy zig-zag lines painted on it and people called it the Nickolodeon Car. he always cheated on her and I thought the way to win her heart was to talk to all the different people I could over MSN Messenger until someone told me about a time they saw him cheating. I printed off something like 50 pages of MSN conversations and went to her house to try and persuade her. She cried and hugged me but then she kept loving him for like 2 more years.
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Aug 4, 2016 06:22
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It always sucks when one person remains loyal even when it's clearly a lost cause and there's no respect in the relationship (whether it's m/f, f/m, m/m, f/f, whatever.)
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Tequila Sunrise posted:When I was like 15 I was obsessed with this nerdy weaboo girl in some of my classes. I was a virgin and had never had a serious girlfriend so I thought she was the most amazing thing ever. She was dating this dude who looked like a bird and had the worst acne I had ever seen. He also drove a car that was white but had some crazy zig-zag lines painted on it and people called it the Nickolodeon Car. he always cheated on her and I thought the way to win her heart was to talk to all the different people I could over MSN Messenger until someone told me about a time they saw him cheating. Nice self ownage
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Grand Prize Winner posted:I'm there to get drunk I had a co worker at my last job that pretended to have lupus so he could pick up women at a lupus sufferer's support group. Apparently this is a disease that almost universally only afflicts women in their 20s. He had no shame about this whatsoever. "It's great. They know the guys that hit on them in bars aren't going to stick around and mommy them when they have a flare up and are stuck in bed for two weeks. But they're still lonely, and I "understand" what they're going through and would never do something like that! Best sex I've ever gotten."
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Xequecal posted:I had a co worker at my last job that pretended to have lupus so he could pick up women at a lupus sufferer's support group. Post location and meeting times of support group, please. I'm not going to pick up chicks, I'm just going to white knight for them against all the self-absorbed jerks that won't appreciate them and will just use them and throw them away.
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Aug 4, 2016 08:57
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Its better to sob into the mammoth breasts of an incredibly overweight man. Its the only way i can sleep at night.
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:This is presently exploding in the local comedy community. If there's one cosmic truth social media has taught me, it's that 90% of the world's meltdown prone nice guys (and gals) work as stand up comedians. This reminded me of how any time a comedian says a stupid joke on Twitter or whatever it just takes like one person saying the joke sucks and they have a multi hour meltdown. It's amazing to see unfold and it always comes from ones with reputations of "You...you're all too weak to take a joke!!! Grow thicker skin! The sacred right of humor has been ruined by MilllllLLLEEENNNIIIAAAALLLSSSS (the person is invariably like 31 also)!!!!!"
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Moridin920 posted:if you're still in a position where the capital class is extracting wealth from your labor then you're still a bitch imo and you shouldn't poo poo on laborers bc you're just labor class in nicer clothes at the end of the day can poo poo on laborers if I work for the government?
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Rutibex posted:can poo poo on laborers if I work for the government? Only if you're in the Inner Party. If you're some random Winston Smith, you're just a step above the rest of the Proles.
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Neo Rasa posted:If there's one cosmic truth social media has taught me, it's that 90% of the world's meltdown prone nice guys (and gals) work as stand up comedians. This reminded me of how any time a comedian says a stupid joke on Twitter or whatever it just takes like one person saying the joke sucks and they have a multi hour meltdown. It's amazing to see unfold and it always comes from ones with reputations of "You...you're all too weak to take a joke!!! Grow thicker skin! The sacred right of humor has been ruined by MilllllLLLEEENNNIIIAAAALLLSSSS (the person is invariably like 31 also)!!!!!" Ive never seen this happen, are you okay?
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Aug 4, 2016 15:21
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Carmant posted:Ive never seen this happen, are you okay? Buster wolf.
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Neo Rasa posted:If there's one cosmic truth social media has taught me, it's that 90% of the world's meltdown prone nice guys (and gals) work as stand up comedians. This reminded me of how any time a comedian says a stupid joke on Twitter or whatever it just takes like one person saying the joke sucks and they have a multi hour meltdown. It's amazing to see unfold and it always comes from ones with reputations of "You...you're all too weak to take a joke!!! Grow thicker skin! The sacred right of humor has been ruined by MilllllLLLEEENNNIIIAAAALLLSSSS (the person is invariably like 31 also)!!!!!" idk the crazy rear end meltdowns ive seen have all been journalists like, lovely buzfeed 'journalists' not actual journalists
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Aug 4, 2016 16:42
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Actually it turns out everyone on Twitter is human waste who overwhelmingly cares only for what other people think of them. That's uh, why they're on Twitter.
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Aug 4, 2016 16:48
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"Comedians" do suck though. Hanging out with them means listening to them try to "out-funny" each other, and if you tell an amusing story they'll ask you if they can use it in their next "gig". (Gig means enough failure comedians convinced some poor bar owner to host an open mic, but since comedians are broke as poo poo because they aren't funny, they don't buy that many drinks and then after a couple time the owner says 'No More.') I dated a girl who was friends with a shitload of amateur comics. I would not recommend being friends with most amateur comics.
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hmm, maybe your comedians suck, but mine had some really profound things to say about men and women, and how they are not the same thing. did you know women love shoes? just love em
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Aug 4, 2016 18:11
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group x does a, group y does b. what's up with that???
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Pick posted:hmm, maybe your comedians suck, but mine had some really profound things to say about men and women, and how they are not the same thing. did you know women love shoes? just love em Men are better at shoes you sexist idiot. Women just buy tons of cheap crap from the mall.
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Aug 4, 2016 18:29
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Comedy's weird because you never know what's gonna be funny or fall flat until you actually say it. The weirdness comes out when someone says something semi-offensive , they could go "yeah? so what?" and weirdly, mostly it's dropped. But a lot of times people try to "Win" to coddle their dogshit ego go on weird apologetic sprees that somehow insights more hatred, or they just go on a doubling-down hateful diatribe.
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Neo Rasa posted:If there's one cosmic truth social media has taught me, it's that 90% of the world's meltdown prone nice guys (and gals) work as stand up comedians. This reminded me of how any time a comedian says a stupid joke on Twitter or whatever it just takes like one person saying the joke sucks and they have a multi hour meltdown. It's amazing to see unfold and it always comes from ones with reputations of "You...you're all too weak to take a joke!!! Grow thicker skin! The sacred right of humor has been ruined by MilllllLLLEEENNNIIIAAAALLLSSSS (the person is invariably like 31 also)!!!!!" you seem really upset about comedy
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I noticed a lot of people will see something happen two or three times, and then describe it as if it's a pattern that they've seen like, once a week this year
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Stinky_Pete posted:I noticed a lot of people will see something happen two or three times, and then describe it as if it's a pattern that they've seen like, once a week this year Everybody does this to some extent.
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Whats the deal with comedians?
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JakeP posted:Whats the deal with comedians? when I die I'm gonna punch Jerry Seinfeld in the throat in hell
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notZaar posted:Everybody does this to some extent. 
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JakeP posted:Whats the deal with comedians?
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What's the deal with being incel? In-Cell? Hey in-cels, you're not in an actual jail cell - you can walk around, see a pretty girl, ask her out on a date, learn a thing or two. Icels. You know, those 'involuntarily celibate' freakshows that shoot up a college dorm 'cause a porno told'em to? Yes, I understand that a system for legalized prostitution would have certain social merits, and yet~ No, I don't think I'll be able to go to the fundraiser... and to answer your next question no I don't know any women.
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What's up thread, borrowed from pyf- 
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Here's a treasure trove of all the angry loser nerds you could ever want https://www.instagram.com/byefelipe/?hl=en
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Ratjaculation posted:What's up thread, borrowed from pyf- We see this a lot. Probably one of the reasons it's difficult to establish trust.
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Front page on r/theredpill, gilded for being such good posting work https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4w5sbi/the_lies_women_tell_nice_guys/ Lies Women Tell Nice Guys Summary: This thread discusses the things women say to deceive and manipulate nice guys, who are usually in the friend zone. Body: So looking back at my nice guy days, I recall some things women have told me that in retrospect were attempts to project an innocent/prudish persona while keeping things at the "friendship" level. I also realize these statements are somewhat different from poo poo tests in that she uses poo poo tests to determine alpha or beta status, whereas here she already assumed I was beta through my behavior (likely from failing earlier poo poo tests). So I think women say different things to a man depending on whether he's alpha or beta, and it appears the core message women tell nice guys is: "I'm desirable, I'm getting the sex I want. I just need you to provide the attention and favors that my sex partners won't." I figure these statements should be brought to the light for blue pill men who seek answers. So I'm going to list all the things I've heard and the translation to the best of my ability. Feel free to chime in with your own interpretation or other lies you've heard. I will update the OP as new information comes in, so consider this a community project of sorts. Examples: Her: "You're such a nice guy." Translation: "I've already assumed you're a beta who I can use for attention and favors. I also don't want anything from you beyond 'friendship' because I'm not attracted to you." Her: "I really value our 'friendship'." or "Your 'friendship' means so much to me." Translation: "I really like using you for attention and favors without having to reciprocate in kind (at least not in the way you would like). I'm also framing the nature of our relationship so you don't attempt to escalate it into something more." Her: "You're such a good friend." or "You're like a brother to me." Translation: "I know you're attracted to me, but I'm not attracted to you, and I want to keep you at the friendship/servant level so don't try to escalate it into something more." Her: "That guy is such a jerk. I hate him." Translation: "I'm secretly attracted to that guy, and likely having sex with him, but I want you to think I'm only interested in nice guys like you by pretending to hate jerks like him. That way you'll stay around longer as my servant." Her: "Why can't I find a nice guy like you?" or "Why can't all men be more like you?" Translation: "Why can't I find a nice guy like you that I am attracted to?" or The guy I met only a few hours ago pumped and dumped me, and I wish I could find a man as hot as him but attentive like you." or "I'm pretending to flatter you with hopes of something beyond friendship so you'll stay around longer and do my bidding." Her: "You and I as a couple? I don't know. I value our 'friendship'. Let's take things slow. Let's not rush anything. Maybe someday." Translation: "I'm not attracted to you in that way, but I don't want to lose the attention and favors you're giving me, so I'm pretending to be interested in something more while continuing to use you." or "You seem nice, but I'm currently having good sex with other men and I don't want to give that up for you, but I'll throw you a bone to keep you in service to me." Her: "My last boyfriend abused me (or I was sexually assaulted in my past), so I'm cautious about getting intimate with men." Translation: "I wasn't really abused, I'm just not attracted to you and I'm preventing you from escalating the friendship and triggering 'old wounds'. Hopefully you'll stay and help me 'heal' while I take advantage of you in the process. By the way, did you notice I have a Tinder account and go to the club every other week?" (Watch her actions, not her words). Her: "You wouldn't want a girl like me. I wouldn't be good for you." Translation: "You're relationship-oriented and clingy. And I'm more promiscuous and want no-strings attached sex that I'm already getting elsewhere. Hopefully you'll stay and 'fix me' while I take advantage of you in the process." (Here she is being truthful about you not wanting a girl like her, but she doesn't want to lose her attention and favors). Her: "Just be yourself and you'll meet the right girl someday." Translation: "I'm not interested in you romantically and I hope you don't meet the right girl soon, because I want to continue using you for attention and favors. Stay just as you are: wrapped around my finger." Her: "I have an STD." Translation: "I don't really have an STD, but I want you to stop having a sexual interest in me and just be my servant." Her: "You're only pretending to be nice just to get into my pants." Translation: "I'm shaming you for using our 'friendship' to get sex, to hide the fact that I'm using our 'friendship' to get attention and favors from you. I'm also preventing you from escalating the friendship by shaming you for wanting only sex from me. Go back to being my servant." Her: "I'm not a slut." Translation: "I'm a slut, just when you're not around." Her: "Being nice to me doesn't make you entitled to my body." or "Women are not vending machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out." Translation: "I want you to think I'm a prudish good girl who's highly selective of only the most refined gentlemen, when in reality I'm only interested in big muscles, steamy conversation, and riding the cock carousel. I'm also shaming you for using our 'friendship' to get sex, to hide the fact that I'm using our 'friendship' to get attention and favors from you." Her: "Why are you avoiding me? Why don't we talk like we used to? I thought you were my friend." Translation: "I'm sure the lack of sex and affection from me is taking its toll on you, but you're slacking in your obligation to give me attention and favors, and I'm shaming you for it." Her: "Don't date that girl. She's not good enough for you." Translation: "That girl who's giving you the sex and affection that I refuse is taking away my attention and favors. I'm pretending to look out for your best interests as a 'friend' when I'm really only concerned about mine." Her: "Nice guys don't finish last. I'm dating/married to a nice guy!" Translation: "I'm post-wall and Chad no longer wants me, so I've settled for a nice guy who I would have otherwise friendzoned."
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all of this makes being a woman sound really lovely. like really just a constant stream of bullshit that eventually drives you insane
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SciFiDownBeat posted:all of this makes being a woman sound really lovely. like really just a constant stream of bullshit that eventually drives you insane Its almost as bad as being a man tbh
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SciFiDownBeat posted:all of this makes being a woman sound really lovely. like really just a constant stream of bullshit that eventually drives you insane We are the 'niggers of the world' 
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darkhand posted:drat whores never invite me anyWHERE How are you around them if they never invite you anywhere
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Carmant posted:How are you around them if they never invite you anywhere that's the hard part
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"I'm post-wall and Chad no longer wants me, so I've settled for a nice guy who I would have otherwise friendzoned." I can figure out what most of this blather means, but what the gently caress does the bolded part translate to in normal person?
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If you think that women are like the creatures described in that list, you definitely won't get a good one, considering your starting position is "women are liars and cannot be trusted." Also the "I wish I had a guy like you" line is 99% used by girls to essentially ask a guy out, and how men have learned to interpret this as a negative is beyond me.
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