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If something is worth doing, it is worth doing with great madness in your heart
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Aug 5, 2016 10:04
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Crane Fist posted:If something is worth doing, it is worth doing with great madness in your heart God-dammit, you're right! I'm gonna get right to work on that coffee table book I've always wanted to make about comparing the farts of different races.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:33
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Tarranon posted:Did you people that didn't get it honestly think Teodor was paying one hundred and fifty dollars for oregano? Walk me thru it I always suspected it was a weed deal but didn't want to believe that Teodor was the kind of guy who would actually buy drugs from a 13-year-old.
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Tarranon posted:Did you people that didn't get it honestly think Teodor was paying one hundred and fifty dollars for oregano? Walk me thru it
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dordreff posted:I always suspected it was a weed deal but didn't want to believe that Teodor was the kind of guy who would actually buy drugs from a 13-year-old. Why not? They can get good product.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:55
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Uhh, did you forget about the Japan Man arc? Why the gently caress wouldn't T buy it from Lil' Nephew?
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Aug 5, 2016 22:32
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If anything, Li'l Nephew is contributing to Teodor's degeneracy.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:37
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JethroMcB posted:I don't think I pieced it together until I hit up Urban Dictionary to find out what a "lid" was. I remember reading that strip, openly lamenting the price of half an ounce these days, then doing the alt-text.
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Aug 9, 2016 18:48
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I'm always amazed when the search engine fails me, but I'm looking for the one where Todd hears the perfect thing to say, ever. I believe the phrase 'quimarillo' was germane.
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Aug 10, 2016 01:08
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Adult Illiteracy posted:I'm always amazed when the search engine fails me, but I'm looking for the one where Todd hears the perfect thing to say, ever. I believe the phrase 'quimarillo' was germane. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10172007
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Adult Illiteracy posted:I'm always amazed when the search engine fails me, but I'm looking for the one where Todd hears the perfect thing to say, ever. I believe the phrase 'quimarillo' was germane. You mean ohnorobot? I kinda think later comics didn't get transcribed, or archived, or whatever it is that let ohnorobot work. Past a certain point it just falls on its face, but I've never bothered to find out where the cutoff is. Like, for that comic, "quimarello" gets you a link, but "the perfect thing to say, ever" doesn't.
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Aug 10, 2016 01:45
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I just searched "the perfect thing to say" and got a link to the comic, although it didn't show any text on the search page.
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Aug 10, 2016 01:52
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Yeah, you're right. I add the "ever", zippo.
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Aug 10, 2016 02:11
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I just doublechecked and "the perfect thing to say ever" gets nothing, but "the perfect thing to say, ever" does get the strip. 
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Aug 10, 2016 02:18
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well obviously punctuation is important
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Aug 10, 2016 14:43
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Dammit, the few months after that link are primo Achewood. There went a half-hour. You seminal turd! You piss fountain! I hope you boil in a bucket of gypsy poo poo!
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Aug 10, 2016 16:46
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Did Mr. Wizard ever boil poo poo?
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High Lord Elbow posted:Dammit, the few months after that link are primo Achewood. There went a half-hour. You seminal turd! You piss fountain! I hope you boil in a bucket of gypsy poo poo! Only a few clicks away from hot tub brawls!
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Aug 10, 2016 18:17
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Anyone have a link to the comic about Beef and Ray as kids with Beef's mom's boyfriend who has the lovely dog? I remember it has a primo Ray quote but I can't remember enough of it to search via ohnorobot
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Aug 10, 2016 22:00
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If went very closely like "if you clean up after soandso's dogs on the basis of him not wanting to, that's where your troubles start".
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Aug 10, 2016 22:06
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Why we goin' to Olive Garden! It my birthday?
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mr. stefan posted:Anyone have a link to the comic about Beef and Ray as kids with Beef's mom's boyfriend who has the lovely dog? I remember it has a primo Ray quote but I can't remember enough of it to search via ohnorobot He was a regular-fat Italian dude, and he smoked in the house
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Aug 10, 2016 23:33
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Excellent. (The quote I was looking for was "I'm careful in life to make sure power is actual," incidentally.)
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Aug 11, 2016 00:45
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Aug 12, 2016 08:45
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Alt text: "One of the most endearing things about Ray is that he's always mixing up Scientific vs. Design Thinking methodologies."
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Aug 12, 2016 08:49
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I love the chart they came up with after an afternoon of watching French dudes 
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Aug 12, 2016 11:57
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Didn't know Onstad thought we french dudes were so inscrutable.
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Aug 12, 2016 12:21
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I would play the hell out of some French mini-golf.
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Aug 12, 2016 12:38
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In my experience French people already dig mini-golf, so the market is probably sewn up already. Sorry Ray. They do it like this: 
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Aug 12, 2016 12:41
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quote:Would a horny person on acid identify with this?
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Mr. Flunchy posted:In my experience French people already dig mini-golf, so the market is probably sewn up already. Sorry Ray. Just throw in some titties and a tad more humiliation and that is pretty much perfect.
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Aug 12, 2016 13:25
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Just Offscreen posted:Just throw in some titties and a tad more humiliation and that is pretty much perfect. An incrustable, horny person on acid would indeed identify with this.
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Aug 12, 2016 14:29
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I laughed out loud at "...hit the ball through some tits? But sadder?" Thank you achewood.
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Aug 12, 2016 16:26
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https://twitter.com/achewood/status/764178720466751488
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Saoshyant posted:An incrustable, horny person on acid would indeed identify with this. I need to know immediately how I can become incrustable
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I need to know immediately how I can become incrustable It's easy, just get some of these 
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Aug 12, 2016 21:56
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Well, that was a good typo.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:01
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I need to know immediately how I can become incrustable I find that washing with soap and water does the trick.
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I think the reviews of "rear end in Your Pants" is my single favorite Achewood ever.
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