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Let's strip political power from the presidency and make the position into a dedicated hitter
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I've been a veteran for awhile now, and I sincerely appreciate the sentiment when people say 'thank you for your service." The problem is, I have no idea how to respond to that without being awkward as gently caress.. The best I can usually muster is, "Thank you for paying for my masters degree" or just a polite, "oh, thank you."
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Aug 4, 2016 15:37
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if you are fat you probably eat like 20 snacks a day and dont realize it it's time to stop
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Aug 4, 2016 15:45
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NVJ posted:lol at skeleton filter 
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Aug 4, 2016 15:47
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kaschei posted:Let's strip political power from the presidency and make the position into a dedicated hitter maybe a dedicated hitler?
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Aug 4, 2016 15:49
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Uh, he is a world class athlete and regularly shoots four or five hole in ones in a single round of golf, for instance. I don't know where you get your information from but you're obviously a victim of foreign propaganda. I still really don't get how North Koreans can see pictures of him, know what he looks like, and still believe things like this
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Aug 4, 2016 15:49
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loquacius posted:I still really don't get how North Koreans can see pictures of him, know what he looks like, and still believe things like this I dont' think they believe it because they want to
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Aug 4, 2016 16:02
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loquacius posted:I still really don't get how North Koreans can see pictures of him, know what he looks like, and still believe things like this North Korea is an ardent supporter of Health At Every Size.
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Aug 4, 2016 16:03
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H.H posted:quote: Finally a good opinion i can get behind woot woot! Good post, anonymous goon whoever you are. Also ,the veteran thing no that isn't me. I"m a veteran myself why would I post that, I want my free poo poo. Though I do mostly agree with the sentiment. There hasn't been a genuine threat to democracy in a large scale capacity since WWII.
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Aug 4, 2016 16:20
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I'm a very popular poster in <insert forum name here>
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Aug 4, 2016 16:39
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Mr. 47 posted:I've been a veteran for awhile now, and I sincerely appreciate the sentiment when people say 'thank you for your service." The problem is, I have no idea how to respond to that without being awkward as gently caress.. The best I can usually muster is, "Thank you for paying for my masters degree" or just a polite, "oh, thank you." Tell them "service this"and then grab your crotch
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Aug 4, 2016 16:54
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loquacius posted:I think the idea of "all world conflicts should be decided via cage matches between world leaders or their appointed champions" is kind of interesting, but it's not a stable equilibrium because if you lose a duel but think you'd win a traditional war there is absolutely nothing stopping you from just invading rather than abiding by the duel conditions we need to do robot jox
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Aug 4, 2016 17:15
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SmokaDustbowl posted:we need to do robot jox 
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Aug 4, 2016 20:55
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Mr. 47 posted:I've been a veteran for awhile now, and I sincerely appreciate the sentiment when people say 'thank you for your service." The problem is, I have no idea how to respond to that without being awkward as gently caress.. The best I can usually muster is, "Thank you for paying for my masters degree" or just a polite, "oh, thank you." "you're welcome  "
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Aug 4, 2016 21:17
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Mr. 47 posted:I've been a veteran for awhile now, and I sincerely appreciate the sentiment when people say 'thank you for your service." The problem is, I have no idea how to respond to that without being awkward as gently caress.. The best I can usually muster is, "Thank you for paying for my masters degree" or just a polite, "oh, thank you." On a trip to Arlington National Cemetery this year we happened to get to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier just as a group of Honor Flight WWII vets were arriving. There were like 50+ of these old guys, most of them in wheelchairs, wearing these yellow shirts and their black combat baseball caps with "USS Yorktown" or "3rd ID" and such on them. I told my students, "These are the men who helped to destroy Hitler, it is entirely appropriate to thank them." So we all went over and started talking to them. I went up to one of them and said, "Thank you for fighting for us." He looked up at me with these wise old eyes that have seen poo poo I can never imagine, and he said, "It was a privilege, young man. It was the greatest honor of my life." That's what you say.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:57
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Thats what you say if you helped stop Hitler. Not if you got shipped off to protect oil interests or install a government based on false pretenses. But yeah if you helped stop Hitler definitely
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Aug 5, 2016 02:51
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turbomoose posted:I'm a very popular poster in <insert forum name here> Hah remember when girl sweatshirt anonymously confessed to being a dude and loved tricking everyone into thinking he was a chick, but then got busted paying some girl for selfies he tried to pass off as himself?
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Aug 5, 2016 04:45
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I think we should actively start blaming WW2 vets for creating the baby boomer generation. Our children's children are still gonna be cleaning up their loving mess. Sure they stopped Hitler, but at what cost?
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Aug 5, 2016 05:18
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H.H posted:I don't really love my girlfriend. Haha holy poo poo, its not even about not being in love with her. You seem to LOATHE this person. Get out now. Talk to your friends about it and work out a moving out plan for yourself so you can sever ties quickly and properly. Look at it this way, she doesnt honestly care for you at all and cares only for her own gratification.
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Aug 5, 2016 07:50
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quote:I'm 25, I have a 23-year-old cousin who's pretty dang hot. If she ever offered, I'd say it's about 50/50 whether I'd have sex with her. The only reason I'd even hesitate is because if it ever came out it would cause some serious poo poo to go down family-wise. quote:I was visiting my parents last week, and my dad told me that he was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer. It's only stage 1 and his doctors have already proposed a couple different treatment plans, and my dad has been pretty healthy since dropping smoking 20+ years ago; he runs, lifts, plays tennis, and doesn't eat too horribly. But this is the first time I've had to acknowledge my parents' mortality and I'm kind of freaking out. He's also asked me not to tell anyone besides my wife, who is travelling until next week so I haven't told her because gently caress dropping that bomb over the phone, which only makes me freak out more. So here I am telling a bunch of goons that my dad has cancer because I just need to share this with anyone. He'll probably be fine but he's a cool dude and I'm not ready to lose him. But for the first time, it's really sunk in that someday, I will lose him. Sorry that this confession is neither sexy nor embarrassing.
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Aug 5, 2016 08:15
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quote:Okay so, me: 32-year-old female virgin, never been kissed, no friends to speak of, had trouble making them from the moment I got into college. Yes, I am gainfully employed, and I shower every day and buy new clothes every so often. I can also speak to large audiences in public as well as engage in small talk without wetting myself in terror. quote:whenever my roommate isn't home I like to spend a few minutes resting my ballsack on the handle of the door to his bedroom quote:My boyfriend masturbates to furry porn and it makes me sad.
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Aug 5, 2016 08:17
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quote:I used to be involved with a skinhead "gang" when I was younger (16-20ish). We never really acted on anything we said we believed, it was more of a fashion thing really and feeling like rebellious/edgy teenagers. Anyway when I was around 19 we were all drunk as hell and a friend started questioning my dedication, so I made him drive me to a tattoo parlor where I got a German eagle holding a swastika between my shoulder blades to show how hardcore I was I guess. It's not even good quality since the tattoo place that was willing to do it wasn't very reputable, and unfortunately is rather large. quote:Voidburger's voice makes me wet. I picture her when me and my girlfriend are having sex. She doesn't know. quote:Many moons ago, there was a post. It was a post about male "stagefright" at the urinal.
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Aug 5, 2016 08:21
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How did you miss the part about getting rrreeeeaaaalll fuckin beefy?
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Aug 5, 2016 08:59
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an anonymous confession to say you want to peg someone lol
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Aug 5, 2016 09:03
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in that lady virgin one i completely skipped the word "female" cuz i just assume anyone that far into their life that aint had sex is a guy
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Aug 5, 2016 09:47
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Goonspeed cousinfucker.  and then report back.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:26
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Dad cancer goon, my stepdad also had/has prostate cancer that was caught early and they put a bunch of radioactive pellets up there and it was very successful, he's basically fine now with little to no complications. I know prostate cancer is one of the bad ones you hear about but it isn't necessarily an immediate death sentence. Pegging goon just throw an ad up on craigslist, i'm sure you'd get flooded with emails by guys who are into it. also how fat are you
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Aug 5, 2016 12:25
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32 year old virgin: Chicks into gay porn isn't uncommon. A lady friend of mine went on and on about how hot she found it once. Nothing hot about it for me but hearing how turned on she got about it was fun to observe.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:29
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Cousin loving, I feel, is the most appropriate of incest. So stick your dick in your cousin you wuss. If it's good enough for George Castanza it's good enough for you.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:38
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Solice Kirsk posted:Cousin loving, I feel, is the most appropriate of incest. So stick your dick in your cousin you wuss. If it's good enough for George Castanza it's good enough for you. Lol
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Aug 5, 2016 12:43
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ive never watched einfeld so lol whats
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Aug 5, 2016 13:01
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I think that's the goon that tried to burn himself to death.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:04
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not my nigga einfeld whats this geroge castanza cousin poo poo
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Aug 5, 2016 13:09
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Oh, George wanted to gently caress his cousin to get his parents attention, but didn't expect the cousin to be into it. I think Jerry bought a van that episode too.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:16
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NVJ posted:not my nigga einfeld whats this geroge castanza cousin poo poo George wants to date his cousin because his parents are going to move out or something and he thinks that will make them stay. Something like that.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:17
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Please don't have sex with your cousin
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Aug 5, 2016 13:18
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CharlestonJew posted:Please don't have sex with your cousin What if you're royalty? Doesn't royalty have an exemption?
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Aug 5, 2016 13:22
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Tattoo goon, just find a place that will do a decent cover up job
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Aug 5, 2016 13:22
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wow ivenever been into sienfeld but if its that hosed up i might give it ago i just hate how jerry is almost laughing all the time, hes a bad actor
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As I understand it basically every female social reject has that gay porn thing going on, there's an entire genre of anime marketed at them Shy bladder goon: as a former shy-bladder goon, I've found that it doesn't really matter what you are thinking about, more that you are thinking about something other than how you can't pee and it's really embarrassing. It's an anxiety issue. Thinking about beefy pissbitches or about dudes beating you up or peeing on you or whatever is distracting and probably a decent placebo, which is why it worked, but it doesn't sound very confidence-inducing, which is probably why it stopped working. Try focusing on your breathing and thinking about something that makes you feel good about yourself. Solice Kirsk posted:Cousin loving, I feel, is the most appropriate of incest. this is kinda like saying skimming from the cash register at work is the most appropriate of thefts While technically true, that doesn't make it a good idea
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