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Let's see, I watched a few episodes last night, all from Season 6. Beginning with Dragons Teeth and eventually passing out during Fair Haven. Fair Haven seemed pretty loving dumb and weird
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Sten Freak posted:We watched the polygamist dandruff refugees with doofus husbands episode last night. Pretty weak. I did like the big ol truth smackdown the lady puts on Kira at the end right before they leave DS9 (we are farmers and could have fed your planet but you're sending us to trigon2 or whatever) but the space flute dude, twitchy beta dudes, jacked up universal translator and all - sometimes I wish the federation was a little less accommodating to annoying species. The Bajorans not only told them to no to immigrating but blew up the one craft that came toward their planet. That's the episode that convinced me that Bajorans are assholes. The lady's speech at the end is the best part.
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Aug 5, 2016 15:48
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criscodisco posted:Here's a secret: I was just looking for a reaction Well played, goon sir
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Fair Haven seemed pretty loving dumb and weird Accurate perception
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Aug 5, 2016 17:12
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Nothing good happens in Star Trek where the Irish are involved. See: that TNG season 2 episode, every episode featuring O'Brien, also the later ep in VOY where they revisit Fair Haven (slight distinction: O'Brien episodes are good TV generally, their plots just involve terrible things happening to a space-Irishman)
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Aug 5, 2016 17:13
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cheerfullydrab posted:That's the episode that convinced me that Bajorans are assholes. The lady's speech at the end is the best part. The aliens were pretty big assholes too. The wanted to live on a previously war torn and barley functioning planet with a interim government that almost just had a civil war. They offer nothing but... "Hey we can farm" but have never done so on that planet. Their culture is very different than the indigenous one. The reason they give for wanting to plant themselves on this planet is because "it's the promised land!" which always ends well for the natives as history has shown. Oh and the Feds were already willing to give them an ENTIRE planet to colonize but the dandruff gals wanted the first one they saw. gently caress their entitled rear end. Bajorans were right on that one.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:24
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No no no no no. The Scrreea were led by prophecy you understand. They were absolutely entitled to that land its just that the BJ's are racist as gently caress and like North Korea, prefer to suffer a famine in total ethnic purity. The Bajorans were never right. Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Gul Dukat did nothing wrong. What about Kai Winn?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:What about Kai Winn? Adami could be forgiven for butting heads with cakehole and falling for Dukat's colbra dicks. The rest of her crimes on on her though. But in fairness who among us would not plot to kill Bareil after a few years of listening to his slow n' low drawling sermons that double as pickup lines?
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Aug 5, 2016 18:38
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I know the lowest common denominator joke for Star Trek is making fun of the technobabble, but jesus christ voyager. At least half the time the actors look like they were told to improvise. "Can we instantly resolve this bullshit?" "Sure.....if......we.........take an inverse .......symmetrical warp field and channel it to.........the EPS conduits"
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Aug 5, 2016 18:43
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In the future, all complex theoretical science and its applications to the field of engineering will be solved by the "Yes, and..." method.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:45
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don't forget an anecdote by a wacky alien crew member
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Aug 5, 2016 19:09
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I'm not sure if this is worse than the above
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Aug 5, 2016 19:15
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Baronjutter posted:I'm not sure if this is worse than the above They misspelled pedophile as xenophile.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:34
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Baronjutter posted:I'm not sure if this is worse than the above Ive been seeing ads for a ST game app on my tablet which is well rated. Thats not the same game right?
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Sten Freak posted:Ive been seeing ads for a ST game app on my tablet which is well rated. Thats not the same game right? No, the picture is of Star Trek Online, a PC game. I just wish I could find an app that made my tablet look like LCARS, but none of them are free and I refuse to pay for an app that'll probably make my tablet slow and a pain to use. I also with I could find some Trek mp3 sounds that I could use on my phone as ringtones and message alerts, but I'm too lazy to bother looking. My current ring is "mullato butts", but I'm getting bored with it and also I feel weird every time it rings loudly at the mostly black Kroger I shop at.
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Aug 5, 2016 21:25
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Sten Freak posted:Ive been seeing ads for a ST game app on my tablet which is well rated. Thats not the same game right? No that is a Stellaris faction mod. An actual good game.
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Aug 5, 2016 21:38
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Baronjutter posted:I'm not sure if this is worse than the above I don't understand how people are playing STO, it just hangs at loading for me no matter what I do.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:00
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Why cookie Rocket posted:I don't understand how people are playing STO, it just hangs at loading for me no matter what I do. That's not STO, but congrats on winning the game!
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Aug 5, 2016 22:04
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Oh, I also thought it was STO.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:06
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criscodisco posted:Oh, I also thought it was STO. A small upside to STO is you get a chance to genocide some talaxians.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:28
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Trast posted:A small upside to STO is you get a chance to genocide some talaxians. I can see the draw in that, but unless it has a dnc that turns it into one of those Japanese fingerbang simulators on a hairy young ensign, I'm not sold.
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*Ensign Taint has accidentally keistered the ships last dilithium crystal, you're our only hope to get it out!*
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Aug 5, 2016 22:40
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cheerfullydrab posted:That's the episode that convinced me that Bajorans are assholes. The lady's speech at the end is the best part. Gul Dukat did nothing wrong
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Aug 5, 2016 22:43
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Baronjutter posted:I'm not sure if this is worse than the above This is a good mod. I want to play as the Romulan Empire and actually get poo poo done.
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Aug 6, 2016 04:39
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i'm about ready to voyage into the final frontier
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Aug 6, 2016 05:33
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i'm about ready to voyage into the final frontier ST5? ... - .- -. -.. / -... .- -.-. -.-
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etalian posted:Gul Dukat did nothing wrong
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Burning_Monk posted:The aliens were pretty big assholes too. The wanted to live on a previously war torn and barley functioning planet with a interim government that almost just had a civil war. They offer nothing but... "Hey we can farm" but have never done so on that planet. Their culture is very different than the indigenous one. The reason they give for wanting to plant themselves on this planet is because "it's the promised land!" which always ends well for the natives as history has shown. You make the Skreas sound like Pakleds with bad skin. They just wanted to hang around and farm some area where nobody was living because Cardassians hosed it up so badly, that's it. Also Bajorans do not have poo poo to say when it comes to dumbass prophecies and religious beliefs.
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Seriously, if some strangers show up and say "hey your back yard is super lovely if we can plant a garden we'll fix it up and you can have some veggies" I'd take it in a heartbeat.
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criscodisco posted:Seriously, if some strangers show up and say "hey your back yard is super lovely if we can plant a garden we'll fix it up and you can have some veggies" I'd take it in a heartbeat. Wah wah our planet got robbed and destroyed by Cardassians come save us Federation people we need all the help we can get!* *dirty skrreeas not allowed to help us
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criscodisco posted:Seriously, if some strangers show up and say "hey your back yard is super lovely if we can plant a garden we'll fix it up and you can have some veggies" I'd take it in a heartbeat. Your pagh is weak. The backyard is sacred soil of the prophets.
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Sacred soil of a vole (that's a Swedish mole) infestation maybe.
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Free Market Mambo posted:Your pagh is weak. Best things about Vedek Bareil: #340 - Specifically did not believe in grabbing your ear without asking to feel your intangibles, thought it was stupid, said this to anybody who would listen.
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the prophets are a group of homeless people living in the woods bordering the backyard that huff paint all day but seem to know stuff
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cheerfullydrab posted:Best things about Vedek Bareil: See even if it hurt, I'd love to have my ear read. I've always wanted to have my palms read, too. I know it's hokum, but I like hokum sometimes.
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criscodisco posted:Sacred soil of a vole (that's a Swedish mole) infestation maybe.  Jävla. cheerfullydrab posted:Best things about Vedek Bareil: And that's why Winn murked him.
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Germstore posted:the prophets are a group of homeless people living in the woods bordering the backyard that huff paint all day but seem to know stuff I was thinking about the Prophets a while back and came to the conclusion that they are the ultimate evil in the universe. They manipulated Sisko's dad to make Benjamin and then manipulated events so he would end up on Bajor. This leads me to conclude that they caused the massacre at Wolf 359 to kill Ben's wife so he would be reassigned. They influenced the Cardassians so they would occupy Bajor leading the federation to eventually occupy Deep Space 9. The Prophets are literally responsible for decades of genocide and massacres. Dukat did nothing wrong.
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