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Chomp8645 posted:I see two main strategies for short dudes. Become rich, problem solved.
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radiatinglines posted:I think the ultimate nice guy music would be slow instrumental rock with orchestral backing a la explosions in the sky Hey There Delilah or that 1234 song by the Plain White T's.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:47
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Mike Posner seems like a Nice Guy.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:48
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Become rich, problem solved. Nah like look at all the tech worker weirdos who got a ton of money but are still too broken to have relationships-- they end up obsessed with women sponging on them while loving Chad "Alimony" Thundercock every night they're stuck in the office.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:50
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm gonna play the Attack on Titan soundtrack in my house in front of guests and feign ignorance as to it's origin. I'm just saying, if you keep your loving mouth shut, you could conceivably play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oV6cVVXCqQ But good loving luck playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk6Z6eQWF4U
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Aug 5, 2016 19:50
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Chomp8645 posted:I see two main strategies for short dudes. I'm 5' 7" and the women I've dated have all been my height plus or minus an inch or two. You're not doomed if you're short, except that you might have to work a little harder at the other stuff depending on who you're going after (hygiene, being a cool dude, etc.)
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Aug 5, 2016 19:51
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mind the walrus posted:Nah like look at all the tech worker weirdos who got a ton of money but are still too broken to have relationships-- they end up obsessed with women sponging on them while loving Chad "Alimony" Thundercock every night they're stuck in the office. That's because, besides being horribly broken human beings, they live in communities that are like 70% male Don't do that
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Aug 5, 2016 19:52
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Actually it was an important moment in my life when I overheard the girl at our college who wore a cape saying "I love power metal" and I was like, poo poo, that's it, no more power metal. Every once in a while I'll sneak a track by Helloween and remember the innocent days of garbage music 
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Aug 5, 2016 19:54
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mind the walrus posted:The Smiths are the best nice guy music to grow up loving because once you listen to them and are kind-of disgusted by how whiny they are you know that you've grown up. I love The Smiths, but Morrissey is only tolerable when you realize (or imagine) his whining is a big inside joke. Nobody can be THAT pathetic, right? Also, I listen to all kinds of weird poo poo, and my wife is indifferent or dislikes a lot of it. It turns out that liking the same music isn't the bedrock of solid relationships.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:57
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...and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:59
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Leon Einstein posted:I love The Smiths, but Morrissey is only tolerable when you realize (or imagine) his whining is a big inside joke. Nobody can be THAT pathetic, right? i heard he's got powder kegs between his legs
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Aug 5, 2016 19:59
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Add It Up by the Violent Femmes is a Nice Guy/incel anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7y9yChV478
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Aug 5, 2016 20:05
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Pththya-lyi posted:Add It Up by the Violent Femmes is a Nice Guy/incel anthem: This is a great song tho
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Aug 5, 2016 20:08
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Leon Einstein posted:I love The Smiths, but Morrissey is only tolerable when you realize (or imagine) his whining is a big inside joke. Nobody can be THAT pathetic, right? Yeah, media preferences are like the stupidest thing that people think makes them compatible. But it's a surprisingly common attitude. "We both like Dr Who, we're meant to be!!!!*" *I guarantee at least 4,000 terrible relationships started on exactly this premise
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Aug 5, 2016 20:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHbVvTuuV4
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Aug 5, 2016 20:11
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Pick posted:Actually it was an important moment in my life when I overheard the girl at our college who wore a cape saying "I love power metal" and I was like, poo poo, that's it, no more power metal. Walls of Jericho is shame-free listening
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Aug 5, 2016 20:11
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More posts about nice guys, less posts about music that I couldn't give less of a gently caress about.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:13
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i like that posted:Social market value ^ (remember when doing ^ to talk to posters was bannable) It's not ^ it's when people future quote replies
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Aug 5, 2016 20:16
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WampaLord posted:More posts about nice guys, less posts about music that I couldn't give less of a gently caress about. Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:17
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WampaLord posted:More posts about nice guys, less posts about music that I couldn't give less of a gently caress about. go gently caress yourself edit: that's not a song title
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Aug 5, 2016 20:18
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anyone remember Dashboard Confessional? As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs And sit alone and wonder How you're making out But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone Making out.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:25
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It's really fantastic that I don't feel the dread of seeing a text from an unknown number that says "File attached" every other day
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Aug 5, 2016 20:28
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'Ween' is one of the most used words by white men on OkCupid, or at least was a couple of years ago: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/sep/28/seven-secrets-of-dating-from-the-experts-at-okcupid They really do seem like the fat neckbeard kinda band.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:32
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radiatinglines posted:This is a great song tho Yeah, but that doesn't mean it doesn't capture these guys' mindsets as well
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Aug 5, 2016 20:37
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A Strange Aeon posted:anyone remember Dashboard Confessional? Oh god you reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNxzdnZVIp0 
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Aug 5, 2016 20:39
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A Strange Aeon posted:anyone remember Dashboard Confessional? Are they the "her hair is everywhere" guys?
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Aug 5, 2016 20:43
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:'Ween' is one of the most used words by white men on OkCupid, or at least was a couple of years ago: I don't like horror movies.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:44
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...beets.
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Aug 5, 2016 21:35
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Goon Love is the Beet Love
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Aug 5, 2016 21:40
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Whence nice guys and beets chance to meet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voVY3-Xe8KY
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Aug 5, 2016 21:58
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Weezer's "Pinkerton" was the perfect album for high school sad sack-nice guys who can't get laid. Rivers Cuomo wrote most of the songs while high on painkillers! Tracks included: - Whining about getting hurt by girls - Japanese culture - Lesbians??? 
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Aug 5, 2016 22:04
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Girls will gently caress short guys if they're ripped.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:35
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dog buttz posted:Girls will gently caress short guys if they're ripped. Or funny, or charming, or weird, or any other reason as long as the short guy has bigger fish to fry than being self concious about his height. Some women will still really really care about height but seriously, as a towering giant, I wouldn't want such shallowness to suckle on my penis anyway so why should short people care. I'm surrounded by friends who are short but also very charming and funny and they get laid all the drat time. Makes a brother feel inadequate about his stable relationship.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:45
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Lkke seriously just get bigger fish to fry than waiting forever on no drat woman. Ever since I got my life goals prioritized my lonely lonely incel life not only disappeared but also I dont even remember it anymore.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:47
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Many incel guys dont view life as a learning experience. Who is good at flirting at first? Nobody. First time you try to hunt for pussy youre probably gonna send a dick pic or say 'hey wanna gently caress' while looking all cramped up from anxiety to some random girl. Then the incels never make the connection to think "Hmmm, this didnt work, how can I narrow my technique down from 'nothing' and 'send dick pic' and develop something a little more personal and charming in between those two things?" Instead its all about sexual marketplace or whatever.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:52
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They basically apply videogame logic to reality and relationships. Unsuprisingly this doesn't end well
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Aug 5, 2016 22:53
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Instead its all about sexual marketplace or whatever. The fact that they so commonly speak specifically about the "market value" of a person's sex appeal makes me think they are libertarians in which case they are terrible people who don't deserve sex anyway.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:55
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Spatial posted:They basically apply videogame logic to reality and relationships. Unsuprisingly this doesn't end well Its sad, and weird. Because as soon as one of those guys actually get to have sex, all these stupid rules about chad thundercock just ceases to mean anything. But that is also stupid, because our society should NOT place such value on losing virginity. Masculinity is waaaay to strictly defined about these things and then you get weirdo incels as a by product of that and nobody is happy.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:56
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Spatial posted:They basically apply videogame logic to reality and relationships. Unsuprisingly this doesn't end well "That
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Chomp8645 posted:The fact that they so commonly speak specifically about the "market value" of a person's sex appeal makes me think they are libertarians in which case they are terrible people who don't deserve sex anyway. honestly using accusations of libertarian leanings to "just world" other people is pretty funny
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