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if i were really high up in the army i would probably hate it a lot less too
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I have to sign back in from 2 weeks of leave today and it makes me feel terrible. I had a nightmare that I signed in and immediately got put on staff duty.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:41
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Aug 5, 2016 18:35
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gently caress you got mine
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Aug 5, 2016 19:05
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Soulex posted:gently caress you got mine
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Aug 5, 2016 19:54
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Soulex posted:gently caress you got mine Says it all
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Aug 5, 2016 22:12
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Guys, what the duck is Grog and why are these people so excited drinking it?
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Aug 6, 2016 00:47
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Also, bow ties on ASUs are ugly. Learn how to half Windsor, fools
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Aug 6, 2016 00:50
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J.A.B.C. posted:Guys, what the duck is Grog and why are these people so excited drinking it? lol I almost forgot about grog. Did they rebuild that place finally? It burned down when I was in OSUT
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Aug 6, 2016 01:12
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J.A.B.C. posted:Guys, what the duck is Grog and why are these people so excited drinking it? It's free booze and it's free booze. Usually too sweet for my taste.
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Aug 6, 2016 01:27
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Oh god the commanders are reciting unit history with liquor in their hands what hell have I stumbled into? And then its just thrown in a bowl and the csm is drinking it.
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Aug 6, 2016 01:41
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J.A.B.C. posted:Oh god the commanders are reciting unit history with liquor in their hands what hell have I stumbled into? lmfao if you don't have a DD or the ability to walk home or cab money, just lmfao at the last function they had various groups perform skits. some were actually, for real funny. But, of course, to make it MORE WACKY, the MC threw changes into the skits and hosed up their music. Hahahaha, what's funnier than a skit with hosed up cues?!
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mlmp08 posted:Hahahaha, what's funnier than a skit with hosed up cues?! a bunch of retards in the army doing it
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Mike-o posted:a bunch of retards in the army doing it One of the captains had a few too many, forgot his line. "We made two historic jumps! One onto the Yalu River." "..." This has been amazing so far.
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Aug 6, 2016 02:42
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Getting drunk at Army functions is always great IMO. Usually no one fucks with you, and sometimes cool poo poo happens. Like I walked out of a party wearing a lieutenant's dress uniform. A South African Lieutenant.
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Aug 6, 2016 23:04
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our 1st sgt at the only military ball I attended put all E-1/E-2 that could drink on his tab. The bartenders didn't know how to differentiate rank and they didn't card us. 1st sgt probably broke the following morning. Army Strong gooah
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Aug 6, 2016 23:15
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Offering to pay for a bunch of people's drinks at a military ball? Might as well just go buy a car at Army Base Auto if you're gonna be that stupid.
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Aug 6, 2016 23:23
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well it was an infantry unit, and national guard to boot. It's not like the average I.Q was hitting triple digits in that place.
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Aug 6, 2016 23:26
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Only time I got drunk at a Army function was when I pulled color guard for a memorial ceremony on Bragg. My Lt. Let us drink on his tab.
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Aug 6, 2016 23:45
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When I was on Embassy Duty, me and the Gunny from MSG were the last ones to leave a reception at the Ambassador's residence. We basically drank all the beer we could in two hours.
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I like how at Army functions the last door prize they hand out is the DUI to a senior leader after you've already gone home as soon as it was reasonable to do so.
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I just helped my girlfriend out with some homework where she had to learn about Microsoft Access. The homework involved setting up forms to make tables that had data like names and phone numbers and addresses, etc. My first thought was that that would've been handy to know when I was the paper bitch in my platoons updating PII in excel when access is so much easier once you know how to use it.
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Aug 7, 2016 20:59
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one of the first classes i took at my school was a microsoft office class and access was one of the portions of it. i didn't even know what access was beforehand but yeah i can definitely see how it would benefit platoons. still a pain in the dick to learn though but that might be because i was ridiculously uninterested at the time.
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Aug 7, 2016 21:32
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While I was on leave, apparently a bunch of people in my shop failed an APFT so now PT is mandatory for us again. Thanks, dickheads.
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Aranan posted:While I was on leave, apparently a bunch of people in my shop failed an APFT so now PT is mandatory for us again. Thanks, dickheads. what is PT lol if you're still in
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serves you right
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Aug 8, 2016 02:49
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 WHEN I WAS IN THE INFANTRY we just called mandatory PT "PT"i'm dumb and gay for having enlisted as an 11b but i'm out now so fygm smdftb
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Mike-o posted:
Same
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GITUP OVER THAT WALL, SOLDIER
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Pesticide20 posted:I just helped my girlfriend out with some homework where she had to learn about Microsoft Access. The homework involved setting up forms to make tables that had data like names and phone numbers and addresses, etc. My first thought was that that would've been handy to know when I was the paper bitch in my platoons updating PII in excel when access is so much easier once you know how to use it. I bet you can't do matrix operations or program macros in Access  I do all of my unit roster paperwork in Matlaband by unit roster paperwork I mean big boy homework assignments in university which I go to for free because I am out gently caress you troopers
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Aranan posted:While I was on leave, apparently a bunch of people in my shop failed an APFT so now PT is mandatory for us again. Thanks, dickheads. You have a choice? All but one unit I've been in makes a loving stink if I am not at PT for pretty much any reason. My only sick call in two years? loving shammer! Run on that busted ankle like a real soldier hooah!
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My shop is split up working night shift, swing shift, and a few on days. Worked fine for a year where we'd just work out on our own after work whenever that was and take the apft when required. Then four people failed (one guy failed 2 separate events and got a 12! on one event) so here we are. Stupid people like this are why we get treated like kids. They don't even know how good we have it where I'm at. I kniw, I know. gently caress me 'cause I'm still in.
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Aranan posted:Then four people failed (one guy failed 2 separate events and got a 12! on one event) so here we are. Stupid people like this are why we get treated like kids. They don't even know how good we have it where I'm at. That's some dedication right there.
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Aranan posted:
Wow.
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I was grading a dude when I was still in, and he heard me count the minimum number and stood up. For PU and SU. Command was PISSED. He was like "what? I passed."
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Change the PT test to P/F and watch the entire army burn down.
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Soulex posted:I was grading a dude when I was still in, and he heard me count the minimum number and stood up. For PU and SU. Command was PISSED. He was like "what? I passed." Reminds me of when my CSM had a loving meltdown when we had a week long NCOPD. We had a not for record APFT and half of us just did the bare minimum and got up. I was the unlucky one that CSM caught when I got up at at 57 sit ups. After he found out I only did 45 push up and my reasoning was "It wasn't for record CSM" he freaked out. About being unprofessional, how NCOs had to always give it 100%, lack of discipline, and all this other poo poo. Then I got chewed out by my E7 1SG and PSG all goddamn day for not even barely 200 on that APFT
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All I do during my day is watch old video's of army basic training and then comment on youtube video's about how they have it so easy because back in my day
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