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10 dollars well spent? At least get creative and post a mirrored version or change the size or whatever. Lazy motherfucker.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:19
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hachi machi what is that picture!!!!! ive never seen such a thing
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Aug 5, 2016 19:21
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That goon secret Santa where one goon sent someone a dreamcast filled with worms.
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Aug 5, 2016 21:01
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DrManiac posted:That goon secret Santa where one goon sent someone a dreamcast filled with worms. madeupchris he also sent a bag of literal garbage to a reddit secret Santa lol
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Aug 5, 2016 21:02
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Not really a saga but I miss Taco the Wonder Dog and his music. I was at Goon Camp IV (I think?) and I had fun playing dodgeball and drinking in the woods with fellow dorks, but I never went to any of the other ones and it sounds like things got out of hand/downhill by the time  happened. I think the camp organizer (Cayton?) and the guy who owned the property got into a feud eventually.
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Aug 5, 2016 21:14
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The Noahs Ark burger. It was from one of those "make your own meal" websites that goons use to make the worst and funniest junk, and then this guy actually orders a burger with two of every single animal on the menu and films it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQqdf2hlek edit: And Mermaid Shelly, because that thread was really good and she stuck around for a few other dressup threads back then.
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Aug 5, 2016 22:47
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Bedevere posted:Nice...glad I read at work... Good thing I work at the rear end in a top hat Factory
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Aug 5, 2016 22:57
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Does anyone have a link to that thread about the weird T-shirt store that used generic templates and keywords to generate really bizarre designs? I laughed harder at that then almost anything I've read on the internet - and I want to see if any of the goons who ordered shirts from there got their merch.
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Aug 5, 2016 23:23
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Popular Human posted:Does anyone have a link to that thread about the weird T-shirt store that used generic templates and keywords to generate really bizarre designs? I laughed harder at that then almost anything I've read on the internet - and I want to see if any of the goons who ordered shirts from there got their merch. omg I remember this it was described as an automatic dadaist machine
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Aug 5, 2016 23:23
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Popular Human posted:Does anyone have a link to that thread about the weird T-shirt store that used generic templates and keywords to generate really bizarre designs? I laughed harder at that then almost anything I've read on the internet - and I want to see if any of the goons who ordered shirts from there got their merch. You're thinking of idakoos.com my guy   
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Aug 5, 2016 23:33
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Tim Burns Effect posted:You're thinking of idakoos.com my guy Is that where the babies vs liquid boron shirt came from? I spent a few minutes but can't even find a picture of it anymore.
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Aug 6, 2016 00:36
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Thanks for the reminder! I found the thread, but it needs archives, so I guess I'm SOL for now. I'd thought it was goldmined. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3513425&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Aug 6, 2016 00:47
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All this talk of Let's Play/CYOA reminds me of my favorite... TIE FIGHTER! As I recall, the setup was that he didn't actually have the game or the disks didn't work, so he MS-Painted it from memory, and it was glorious.
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Aug 6, 2016 05:18
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BisexualBritni and the anal gang bang and this gem that came from it. ANAL GANGBANG!!!!!!
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Aug 6, 2016 05:43
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anyone remember that thread from a few years ago where some goon built a 3D printer back when it was ~BRAND NEW TECHNOLOGY~ and looked to SA for ideas of what to print and it ultimately culminated in a barnacle jim dildo Edit: found it  
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Aug 6, 2016 05:46
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Jay Stile and Lowtax. 2 niggas takin over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk
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Aug 6, 2016 20:01
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Bedevere posted:Nice...glad I read at work... Maybe you should get back to work? 
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Aug 6, 2016 20:14
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the way he segues the last "I AM SO ANGRY" into playing the next metal song is by far the most entertaining thing I've listened to in ages. 10/10 i would have tuned into this radio show
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Aug 7, 2016 01:57
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when this guy signed up yesterday to shill his stand up comedy today for votes for some contest
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Aug 7, 2016 01:57
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XakEp posted:BisexualBritni and the anal gang bang and this gem that came from it. I beg your pardon. I'm afraid I don't know that thread.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:29
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CloFan posted:Also I have the entire Bruiser saga in PDF format: This guy was either living in a Farrelly brothers movie, or he wrote a 120 page fanfic about a self insert Mary Sue garbageman. Everyone reacts too perfectly to every situation, they all talk like they are going off scripts, and he lost all believably when he gave speech worthy of an 80s teen movie to a guy he was fighting with. "Look rear end in a top hat...you need to realize that the true mark of a man is not what he does for a living, or what he drives, or how much money his parents make. You've been given everything to you on a silver platter like it was your goddamned birthright. Everything I have everything my parents have we've all had to work our asses off. At the end of my work day I have a beer look at myself covered head to toe in grime, and you know what? I feel good! Good because I earned my keep." I wanted to believe, but poo poo like this, and his super smooth lady killer moves kept me rolling my eyes.
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Aug 7, 2016 06:15
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when casio came back today and hopefully is going to be arrested for being a pedophile again because he is really creepy
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Aug 7, 2016 06:16
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Bruiser's latest feat was convincing a bunch of brokebrains he was a lesbian helicopter pilot married to another woman, and then began posting a hilarious military erotic fiction his lesbian persona "found" in a garage sale. I wouldn't believe anything the guy says on this forum but I do know this: the dude is funny as hell
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Aug 7, 2016 06:24
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various cheeses posted:Bruiser's latest feat was convincing a bunch of brokebrains he was a lesbian helicopter pilot married to another woman, and then began posting a hilarious military erotic fiction his lesbian persona "found" in a garage sale. bruisers legit one of the best posters
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Aug 7, 2016 06:25
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Mr. 47 posted:I beg your pardon. I'm afraid I don't know that thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1451018 http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1314
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Aug 7, 2016 06:31
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50 Foot Ant was another great poster. Really good interesting writing about all these momentous events he was at, including several warzones and some jet-crashing into pedestrians during a military demonstration. Turns out it was all bullshit. If i remember right once he was outed his defense was "Uh well i actually was in the military and the stories i wrote were pretty cool, right guys?"
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Aug 7, 2016 06:38
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various cheeses posted:Bruiser's latest feat was convincing a bunch of brokebrains he was a lesbian helicopter pilot married to another woman, and then began posting a hilarious military erotic fiction his lesbian persona "found" in a garage sale. Yeah, reading it as fiction his stories are pretty entertaining. It'd make a good Farrelly brothers style movie.
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Aug 7, 2016 06:41
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Celluloid Sam posted:bruisers legit one of the best posters Yeah well so are you
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Aug 7, 2016 06:45
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various cheeses posted:Yeah well so are you youre far too kind
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Aug 7, 2016 06:46
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Your regdate is 1969, that's gotta count for something
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Aug 7, 2016 06:54
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I remember Big Peeler's stupid celeb threads.
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Aug 7, 2016 07:28
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for a while Arfjason followed Meat Recital around and did performance art with every post he made like he would put arfjason's posts in a bag of doritos and eat them or make videos like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_VhPpfF0
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Aug 7, 2016 07:44
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Tequila Sunrise posted:50 Foot Ant was another great poster. To be fair they were entertaining. I remember one about his son that got with a pregnant chick and said his superior saiyan sperm would make the kid his. The pre-E/N days had some great bullshit stories.
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Aug 7, 2016 08:29
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Nanomashoes posted:for a while Arfjason followed Meat Recital around and did performance art with every post he made holy poo poo
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Aug 7, 2016 10:02
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Nanomashoes posted:for a while Arfjason followed Meat Recital around and did performance art with every post he made
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Aug 7, 2016 16:56
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symbolic posted:gently caress i love Arf one time he wrote a bot that made him steam message me "faggit" every 5 minutes if I was online and man it made me really upset he's seriously one of the most brilliant trolls I've ever seen
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Aug 7, 2016 16:58
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windows98 story is too new to be a classic, but it is a great example of a goon flying too close to the sun and getting righteously owned.
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Aug 7, 2016 17:02
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Hell Yeah posted:windows98 story is too new to be a classic, but it is a great example of a goon flying too close to the sun and getting righteously owned. Please elaborate, I have to know more.
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Hell Yeah posted:windows98 story is too new to be a classic, but it is a great example of a goon flying too close to the sun and getting righteously owned. him gushing like a cined regular about some movie "as it was meant to be viewed" really sealed the deal
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