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Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.

Traxis posted:

It looks like someone vomited fruity pebbles

It's a distraction. Every audience member has now lost their wallet.

NBC Lady - "Check out Djibouti!"

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

FuhrerHat posted:

"the last stand of the dodo was on Mauritius. i think portugal had something to do with that, too"
-bbc

i think this will be the highlight of the olympics for me

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Russian commentators said the buildings symbolising Brazil getting built up were made of reinforced cardboard which Brazil produces in abundance.

Just how much rainforest went into the eco show?

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
^ won't be at all suprised if all the green confetti from the tree rings is seen floating in the bay in a few days

Xelkelvos posted:

Just steal some from the gang members you take down. It's just like a video game.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of the Favelas
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Water
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Rio, Brazil

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

SelenicMartian posted:

Russian commentators said the buildings symbolising Brazil getting built up were made of reinforced cardboard which Brazil produces in abundance.

Just how much rainforest went into the eco show?

All of it, the rain forest there now is just a matte painting.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I loved the Opening Ceremony's use of 'Goon Bags' (aussies will know it) - essentially wine bags

EDIT: Even the 'exclusive' broadcast channel here is up with it:



Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Aug 6, 2016

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Okay now we have many brown butts.

Good opening now.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

I can't believe that cost $4 million. The elastic ropes at the start were cool but for the most part it was mostly empty stadium space, a light show, unchoreographed samba and YouTube videos. Even the part with the model walking through the middle was a waste, it was like having a large white canvas and drawing something really small in the middle.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Bean posted:

I dunno, I liked it.

It was fine. London and Beijing were overachieving.

It's only a shame it wasn't intentionally frugal out of respect for the poor, and not because all the money got siphoned.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Viruswithshoes posted:

I can't believe that cost $4 million. The elastic ropes at the start were cool but for the most part it was mostly empty stadium space, a light show, unchoreographed samba and YouTube videos. Even the part with the model walking through the middle was a waste, it was like having a large white canvas and drawing something really small in the middle.

Good Projectors and DMX lighting was most of the budget. We all know the dancers weren't paid.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Still laughing at the old white man who is being feted like the richest of kings, who lives in a 5 star hotel a stones throw from some of the worst slums in the world, a man who has made bribery into a lifelong career, telling people not to be greedy:classiclol:

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Rio Olympics: NBC slated for opening ceremony time lag

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36995591

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Viruswithshoes posted:

Rio Olympics: NBC slated for opening ceremony time lag

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36995591

quote:

"It's a cultural ceremony that requires deep levels of understanding, with numerous camera angles and our commentary laid over it.

lol are americans that stupid??

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
You need deep levels of understanding to appreciate the Parade of Cell-Phones, and the loving Up of Speeches Read Off A Raggedy Piece of Paper.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Biplane posted:

Still laughing at the old white man who is being feted like the richest of kings, who lives in a 5 star hotel a stones throw from some of the worst slums in the world, a man who has made bribery into a lifelong career, telling people not to be greedy:classiclol:

HAHA yeah especially when he said 'Sex...Olympics' in his struggle to do the english version of his speach. Prior to that him saying "Our differences are challenging and unite us'. I would thing reversing that to similar: "our challenges (dealing with this shithole) unite us"

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Bill NYSE posted:

ALLAHU ACKBAR



Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



ISIS will just let the games play out and destroy itself, then maybe claim they were materminds. Any and all terrorists will be robbed of their explodey bits at the airport for the police to use for their own gains.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Humphreys posted:

I loved the Opening Ceremony's use of 'Goon Bags' (aussies will know it) - essentially wine bags

EDIT: Even the 'exclusive' broadcast channel here is up with it:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune

:australia:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Rule 1: Never wear clothes you care about the end colour of.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

they're rowing right now

the water does not look polluted

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


At the main flame lighting I thought the music was building up to 'Copperhead Road'

EDIT: Play both at the same time and it syncs

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
About the cleaning of the bay and what happened to the woman who tried to make it happen

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-unsolved-murder-in-rio/

she got shot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Humphreys posted:

I loved the Opening Ceremony's use of 'Goon Bags'

please do not talk about my chemical toilet collection

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Lol watching rowing " they just need to make sure their oars don't get stuck until they get to the cleaner water" she was talking about waves not poo and couches

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Elias_Maluco posted:

About the cleaning of the bay and what happened to the woman who tried to make it happen

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-unsolved-murder-in-rio/

she got shot

It's like they want to keep the water lovely.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Cycling is on and this NBC Sports app cuts out all the announcers. It's fantastic.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


So many waves for rowing, rowers getting splashed with poo water and struggling to go the distance

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
So, whats happened so far, besides NBC being terrible?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Are there other cities in Brazil that are poo-water zika central, or is just Rio?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pyroi posted:

So, whats happened so far, besides NBC being terrible?

male crying

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Pyroi posted:

So, whats happened so far, besides NBC being terrible?

an insanely rich and corrupt old man begged the world to safeguard the environment and respect other nations and not be greedy

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
What's the incubation period for these water viruses? 48 hours? I'll check back on this thread then, this is really boring and uneventful now.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
The cobblestones have claimed their first victim in the road race. The blood thirst must be quenched.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Is this the race that goes by where that 'Holo-rifle' guy was photoed?

Wrecked Angle
May 12, 2012

"JURASSIC PARK!"

Alan Smithee posted:

please do not talk about my chemical toilet collection

What's to talk about? I thought they split up after releasing that failed album after The Black Parade.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

It's rugby sevens soon and it's too early in the afternoon to get super drunk watching it and that's terrible

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Raged posted:

The cobblestones have claimed their first victim in the road race. The blood thirst must be quenched.

gently caress I have it live (I think) and haven't seen a crash yet. I saw some nasty cobblestones the leaders made it through and giddily clapped like a retard thinking I wound see the bunch collapse at, yet nope! I must have been busy in a lovely online game.

Buckets posted:

Is this the race that goes by where that 'Holo-rifle' guy was photoed?

Who is this person? I might stay up later if it's some local legend/mythical creature/active gunman on the loose.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I will give NBC this. The aTV app (and I imagine iOS and android apps as well) giving me the option to watch ALL events live is really nice. I've been flipping between the NBC app and BBC iPlayer all morning.

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Hey gently caress you China!!!

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