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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Glass Joe posted:

are you saying Crocodile Dundee was a lie?

Australia needs something like that right now, an 80's cartoonish character who would whip those scamps into shape, carl winslows ghost comes back with phantom ghost limo boomerangs as backup.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
How many robberies were reported in London? Not shithole unreliable places like Russia. This seems like a weekend in chi town

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
After what Germany did to them (them being Brazil) in the World Cup those 2 players should be purposely near each other for their entire Olympic run :a2m:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Colostomy Bag posted:

Hopefully they have spare team blazers.


This needs to be a BRingo square if it isn't already. "Stolen Olympic Apparel spotted on favela gang members during other muggings/shootouts with police"

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Root Bear posted:

This needs to be a BRingo square if it isn't already. "Stolen Olympic Apparel spotted on favela gang members during other muggings/shootouts with police"

Wish it would be the Ralph Lauren poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Colostomy Bag posted:

Wish it would be the Ralph Lauren poo poo.

Even the muggers won't touch that poo poo.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



"That was not a good landing. OHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHG" they summed up that gymnast breaking his leg perfectly.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Humphreys posted:

Even the muggers won't touch that poo poo.

At least they have taste.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.timesofisrael.com/lebanese-olympic-team-demands-israelis-be-removed-from-shared-bus/

Lebanese team refuses to rid bus with THE JEWS!

Imagine the shitstorm if it was blacks or gays. But nope, its just Jews. This is an outrage imo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Prorat posted:

http://www.timesofisrael.com/lebanese-olympic-team-demands-israelis-be-removed-from-shared-bus/

Lebanese team refuses to rid bus with THE JEWS!

Imagine the shitstorm if it was blacks or gays. But nope, its just Jews. This is an outrage imo.

:downsbravo:
Wow, how aren't they getting ejected?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
SO that guy who snapped his leg got dropped out of the ambulance,

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2016/08/06/injured-gymnast-put-stretcher-then-dropped/88354478/

https://twitter.com/arrietadavid1/status/762028715844960256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
How the hell are Venus and Serena Williams still performing at the level they are? It's nuts, especially for Venus. I know Venus got upset in round one, but still.. holy poo poo. Those ladies went to their first Olympics in 2000, and here they are, still competing at the Olympic level, in 2016. We may very well see Serena back in 2020. Hell, we might see Venus back in 2020.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Not that dudes best day ever.

quote:

As details of his career history emerged, his plight became even more heartbreaking. Leading French gymnastics correspondent Anouk Corge of national sports daily L’Equipe told USA TODAY Sports that Ait Said had suffered the same injury in the build-up to the London Olympics four years ago.

“It was two months before London and it was the same thing, except to his other leg,” Corge said. “It was on a vault, he landed, and the leg broke in the same way. It was terrible then and for it to happen again is traumatic.”

Thinking maybe that dude needs to find something unrelated to gymnastics to do with the rest of his weak-boned life.

The Locator fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Aug 7, 2016

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

this is what you get for having olympics in a hell hole

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

He keeps taking "break a leg" literally.

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil

Humphreys posted:

:downsbravo:
Wow, how aren't they getting ejected?

Because it's the Olympics and the media is still trying to pretend we don't all hate the poo poo out of each other.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

One of these two got Russia its first gold and I'm not sure which one

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
It's okay guys, we've found footage of the gymnast who broke his leg;

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

I had very hearty laugh at that video. Next he will probably wake up with the wrong leg amputated and a kidney missing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Holy poo poo I expected Fiji to completely dominate Australia in the Rugby.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Centripetal Horse posted:

How the hell are Venus and Serena Williams still performing at the level they are? It's nuts, especially for Venus. I know Venus got upset in round one, but still.. holy poo poo. Those ladies went to their first Olympics in 2000, and here they are, still competing at the Olympic level, in 2016. We may very well see Serena back in 2020. Hell, we might see Venus back in 2020.

A poo poo ton of performance enhancing drugs and a sport that makes the NFL's drug testing policy look air tight.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I'm surprised at the lack of hypodermic needles found in the feet of the beach volley ball players.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Hopefully they have spare team blazers.

If it's anything like half the weightlifting coaches, they'll just wear hospital scrubs.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/oly...ocid=spartanntp

Kayaker capsized after hitting an underwater couch.

Edit: posted last page, but heres an article.

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Aug 7, 2016

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Their Olympic Gold dreams ruined by a couch lol.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Centripetal Horse posted:

How the hell are Venus and Serena Williams still performing at the level they are? It's nuts, especially for Venus. I know Venus got upset in round one, but still.. holy poo poo. Those ladies went to their first Olympics in 2000, and here they are, still competing at the Olympic level, in 2016. We may very well see Serena back in 2020. Hell, we might see Venus back in 2020.

Drugs

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Read watership downs.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Vim Fuego posted:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/oly...ocid=spartanntp

Kayaker capsized after hitting an underwater couch.

Edit: posted last page, but heres an article.

He of course had his head underwater and his mouth is open in that photo :rip:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Vim Fuego posted:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/oly...ocid=spartanntp

Kayaker capsized after hitting an underwater couch.

Edit: posted last page, but heres an article.

jesus christ lmao

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011

Colostomy Bag posted:

Hopefully they have spare team blazers.

I think they were stolen last week

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Trast posted:

A poo poo ton of performance enhancing drugs and a sport that makes the NFL's drug testing policy look air tight.


Even if that were anything more than speculation, that wouldn't explain it. In a free-for-all Wild West PED situation, every single one of their competitors would also be on drugs; that's axiomatic. Therefore, Venus and Serena (especially Serena) still stand out even among drug-enganced super-athletes.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Centripetal Horse posted:

Even if that were anything more than speculation, that wouldn't explain it. In a free-for-all Wild West PED situation, every single one of their competitors would also be on drugs; that's axiomatic. Therefore, Venus and Serena (especially Serena) still stand out even among drug-enganced super-athletes.

not all the tennis players are doing it to the extremes the Williams sisters do or even at all. Some of them value their long term health. They also receive special treatment and lowered scrutiny due to their star status

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Centripetal Horse posted:

Even if that were anything more than speculation, that wouldn't explain it. In a free-for-all Wild West PED situation, every single one of their competitors would also be on drugs; that's axiomatic. Therefore, Venus and Serena (especially Serena) still stand out even among drug-enganced super-athletes.

Better and more expensive drugs, plus more people on drug related retainer. See Lance "never caught" Armstrong.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the olympic peddling competition was very good

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich


cnn keeping it classy, very respectable news org imho

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
uh, it was not a good thing for that man to break his leg, but "injury horror"?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
It pays to bring home the gold for Vietnam.

quote:

Vietnamese state media said that Vinh would receive $131,000 from the state on his return - the average annual income in Vietnam is around $2,760.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-07/vietnam-wins-first-ever-olympic-gold-medal/7698692

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/oly...ocid=spartanntp

Kayaker capsized after hitting an underwater couch.

Edit: posted last page, but heres an article.

lmfao

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
These Brazillians are pretty bad at the augmented darts

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