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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Doltos posted:

I wouldn't wear a do crime hoodie thats a sure way to tip off the feds

I can, I'm a white male, I can get away with everything

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TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
poo poo came to post something like a fart and see febreeze has already got it covered.

Oh well, I decided to rename all 32 teams as well.

We are at the very edge of real football my friends,

AFC East

New England Cheaters
Miami Refugees
New York Fats
Buffalo Wings

AFC North

Pittsburgh Yinzers
Baltimore Colts
Cincinatti Chilis
Cleveland Browns

AFC South

Indianapolis Corn
Jacksonville Rednecks
Tennessee Whiskeys
Houston Oil Spills

AFC West

Denver Hippies
Kansas City BBQs
San Diego Homeless
Oakland Jackets

NFC East

Dallas Whites
Washington Redcoats
Philadelphia Whiners
New York Rats

NFC North

Minnesota Princes
Chicago Bullets
Detroit Dumpster Fires
Green Bay Gays

NFC South

Atlanta Vicks
Carolina Bathrooms
Tampa Bay Strippers
New Orleans Hurricanes

NFC West

San Fransisco Property Values
Los Angeles Traffic
Arizona Olds
Seattle Supersonics

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

TeeMerk posted:

poo poo came to post something like a fart and see febreeze has already got it covered.

Oh well, I decided to rename all 32 teams as well.

We are at the very edge of real football my friends,

AFC East

New England Cheaters
Miami Refugees
New York Fats
Buffalo Wings

AFC North

Pittsburgh Yinzers
Baltimore Colts
Cincinatti Chilis
Cleveland Browns

AFC South

Indianapolis Corn
Jacksonville Rednecks
Tennessee Whiskeys
Houston Oil Spills

AFC West

Denver Hippies
Kansas City BBQs
San Diego Homeless
Oakland Jackets

NFC East

Dallas Whites
Washington Redcoats
Philadelphia Whiners
New York Rats

NFC North

Minnesota Princes
Chicago Bullets
Detroit Dumpster Fires
Green Bay Gays

NFC South

Atlanta Vicks
Carolina Bathrooms
Tampa Bay Strippers
New Orleans Hurricanes

NFC West

San Fransisco Property Values
Los Angeles Traffic
Arizona Olds
Seattle Supersonics

quoting for posterity have fun yall

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Fwd:FWD:Fwd :Fwd:Fwd:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I'd buy an Indianapolis Corn T-shirt.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
New York Fats
New York Rats

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

TeeMerk posted:

poo poo came to post something like a fart and see febreeze has already got it covered.

Oh well, I decided to rename all 32 teams as well.

We are at the very edge of real football my friends,

AFC East

New England Cheaters
Miami Refugees
New York Fats
Buffalo Wings

AFC North

Pittsburgh Yinzers
Baltimore Colts
Cincinatti Chilis
Cleveland Browns

AFC South

Indianapolis Corn
Jacksonville Rednecks
Tennessee Whiskeys
Houston Oil Spills

AFC West

Denver Hippies
Kansas City BBQs
San Diego Homeless
Oakland Jackets

NFC East

Dallas Whites
Washington Redcoats
Philadelphia Whiners
New York Rats

NFC North

Minnesota Princes
Chicago Bullets
Detroit Dumpster Fires
Green Bay Gays

NFC South

Atlanta Vicks
Carolina Bathrooms
Tampa Bay Strippers
New Orleans Hurricanes

NFC West

San Fransisco Property Values
Los Angeles Traffic
Arizona Olds
Seattle Supersonics

Febreeze please design a logo for all of these. The Arizona Olds sounds hilarious!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jokes on you because San Francisco property values, unlike the San Francisco 49ers, are trending up!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
But like the niners the property values will eventually collapse

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Hahaha get it? Because they flee their oppressive governments in some bullshkt attempt to be happy with life

Stupid Browns don't understand it's only for me

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Lol at San Diego Homeless

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Doltos posted:

Febreeze please design a logo for all of these. The Arizona Olds sounds hilarious!

Half of them are food related, I've actually basically done several of these already



















The Wings logo is still a personal favorite of mine

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I guess I did the Minnesota Princes already.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

What if Jay Cutler was traded back to the Broncos?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Febreeze do a comic about the shield logo in the middle of the field turning into the blob and eating an UDFA before the HOF game

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Febreeze posted:

Half of them are food related, I've actually basically done several of these already



















The Wings logo is still a personal favorite of mine

I don't see no Green Bay Gays here

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Do a comic about Goodell finishing a ton of deals to pay owners and arbitrarily suspending players, then forgetting to actually have a playable field for a football game.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Andrew Luck so ugly, he made the paint concrete.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Silly Burrito posted:

Andrew Luck so ugly, he made the paint concrete.

Andrew "Medusa" Luck

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Medusa was gorgeous though

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Metapod posted:

Medusa was gorgeous though

How would you know since you couldn't look at her?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Metapod posted:

Medusa was gorgeous though

Gentlemen what we have here is a man who wants to gently caress a pile of snakes

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

effectual posted:

How would you know since you couldn't look at her?

I heard everyone who checked her out got hard. :downsrim:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chichevache posted:

I heard everyone who checked her out got hard. :downsrim:

:golfclap:

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Hockles posted:

Andrew "Medusa" Luck

Goddamnit I should be watching lovely football not making lovely photoshops.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chichevache posted:

I heard everyone who checked her out got hard. :downsrim:

Bravo. :)



Comic Idea: suicide squad homage with NFL players who've been suspended a lot. Maybe the last panel is Goodell taking 1 game off their year suspension, after they've done something that left them nigh-crippled or super jaded about returning to the NFL (maybe they had to play for the browns? Or Tomsula stole the official nfl ball and they can't start the season without it and have to hunt him down and he turns out to be the hobo that likes JFF?).

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chichevache posted:

I heard everyone who checked her out got hard. :downsrim:

Lmao

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Pops Mgee posted:

Goddamnit I should be watching lovely football not making lovely photoshops.


If you can make the "hair' wiggle, that's prime avatar material there.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

effectual posted:

How would you know since you couldn't look at her?

In the original myth Medusa was a beautiful woman who stopped men in their tracks if they just looked at her. Think about that one.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Darth Brooks posted:

In the original myth Medusa was a beautiful woman who stopped men in their tracks if they just looked at her. Think about that one.

So a mythological version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc_HZb33ZUs

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
2 potential ideas

1. Goodell sees Favre saying he's going to play the first series in the HoF game and says to himself "but that would be.... fun?!", gets an angry look on his face then says into a walkie talkie "you know what to do, boys.". Come up with the rest.

2. Aaron Rodgers pretends to laugh and smile and smile when Favre says he's going to play the first series but comes back at midnight and starts sabotaging the field to make it uninhabitable for the game. Maybe have him scream "It is not my job to get Favre ready" or something.

And i'm leaving again

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I like the second one.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chromatic posted:


2. Aaron Rodgers pretends to laugh and smile and smile when Favre says he's going to play the first series but comes back at midnight and starts sabotaging the field to make it uninhabitable for the game

You have good ideas you should share more of them in the future

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Febreeze complaining about the Hall of Fame game being stupid/awful/terrible including showing off his past comics involving the awful game and wishing it would just stop happening, and the final panel being depressed as the game is cancelled.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Febreeze posted:

You have good ideas you should share more of them in the future

Make sure that in the first panel when he is pretending to laugh and smile that he is hover handing Oliver.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
FARTHOUSE 6: The Draw Play Ghost Guest Writers

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
You should repost that heroin addict comic, but in the panel where he goes to inject, a Too Much Mustard Revis knocks it out, complete with a hup, and then the next panel is just the screen shot of the cancelled HoF game.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I'm sure Febreeze and I can shame TB into guest starring in that comic.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Great White Hope posted:

Febreeze complaining about the Hall of Fame game being stupid/awful/terrible including showing off his past comics involving the awful game and wishing it would just stop happening, and the final panel being depressed as the game is cancelled.

I like this one.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
RG3 is the starter which means I had to make a new row

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