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LeJackal posted:This is humans being dumb. Swans and geese are like thirty pounds of hollow, brittle bones and feathers. Human are 100+ pound solid boned primates with gross anatomy designed for gripping and pulling. I presume that these deaths occurred in open water, where being heavy and solid is a bit of a liability. The lack of solid purchase can also be a problem with the whole gripping and pulling thing.
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lmao if a swan drowns you. if you get goosed by a loving goose tho, you're finished. no coming back from that.
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PYF Funny Pictures: Humans tear swans apart
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Munchables posted:PYF Funny Pictures: Humans tear swans apart Now those would be some funny pictires
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Aug 7, 2016 03:22
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We talkin about birds?
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Geese might be weak degenerate dinos with lovely hollow bones but they are not capable of feeling anything but pure hate and rage. They do not care if you use your superior primate strength to maim them, they will gladly die a excruciating death if they can get in even a single bite. It is their most sacred belief that any goose that dies with the razor sharp ridges of its beak dug deep into human flesh will get into Valhalla. If the earsplitting and ominous honk of the goose could be translated it would consist of a single phrase "Come at me, bro. I don't give a gently caress." repeated again and again. Also chickens are lazy welfare queens and sparrows are really racist. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 03:32 on Aug 7, 2016 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:CAMEL SPIDERS, AMIRITE GOONZ! Nope, Coconut Crabs!
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Aug 7, 2016 03:31
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Geese might be weak degenerate dinos with lovely hollow bones but they are not capable of feeling anything but pure hate and rage. They do not care if you use your superior primate strength to maim them, they will gladly die a excruciating death if they can get in even a single bite. It is their most sacred belief that any goose that dies with the razor sharp ridges of its beak dug deep into human flesh will get into Valhalla. If the earsplitting and ominous honk of the goose could be translated it would consist of a single phrase "Come at me, bro. I don't give a gently caress." repeated again and again. Plus geese have teeth on their tongues.  That's just wrong.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:34
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LeJackal posted:This is humans being dumb. Swans and geese are like thirty pounds of hollow, brittle bones and feathers. Human are 100+ pound solid boned primates with gross anatomy designed for gripping and pulling. The problem is nobody wants to be the guy at the park that murdered a goose. http://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/368542088897372161
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Snapchat A Titty posted:
Their penises have a weird corkscrew shape and are basically spring-loaded
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So, Scrooge wasn't using a pogo stick? He was just bouncing around on his dick?
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Johnny Aztec posted:So, Scrooge wasn't using a pogo stick? He was just bouncing around on his dick?
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ive never seen a goose murder nobody but they poo poo all over the commons in my hometown and ruin my runs when i visit my folks so nuts to them.
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Munchables posted:PYF Funny Pictures: Humans tear swans apart PYF Funny Pictures: Swans are gently caress I got dicks
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Data Graham posted:PYF Funny Pictures: Swans are gently caress I got dicks Suck my swan, you duckman.
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So err... what's this gently caress I got dicks thing now all of a sudden?
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Karate Bastard posted:So err... what's this gently caress I got dicks thing now all of a sudden? You just now got dicks?
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Aug 7, 2016 08:55
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Post some pictures once in a while, idiots
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How old is Cena in that picture? Cause dude looks exactly the same as circa 2016 Cena. Was he grown in a vat or something?
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Aug 7, 2016 09:39
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The Undertaker looks like Chris Hansen crossed with John Waters.
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Aug 7, 2016 10:21
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Cm punk looks like one of the west Memphis three
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Data Graham posted:PYF Funny Pictures: Swans are gently caress I got dicks I didn't understand what that guy was saying but it does seem like something swans would say
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Swans are pretty chill in my experience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsgC9fuWWM0
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Phlegmish posted:I didn't understand what that guy was saying but it does seem like something swans would say Pretty sure it was autocorrect loving with "loving dicks" but you know
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Aug 7, 2016 12:53
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Brock Lesnar looks like he's trying to do that Clark Kent/Superman thing. You're not fooling anyone, Brock!
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Swans are a bigger problem than geese in the UK because the Queen owns them all so if you punch one in self defense it's called "treason" and "unethical" and "please stop punching the swan it's dead now" which is so unfair.
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Roro posted:Swans are a bigger problem than geese in the UK because the Queen owns them all so if you punch one in self defense it's called "treason" and "unethical" and "please stop punching the swan it's dead now" which is so unfair. A man I knew once shot a golden eagle which, as you know, is a protected species. So he went before the magistrate and explained, "no, you see, I was shooting at a pheasant, and the eagle flew into my line of fire." And the magistrate said, "oh I suppose that's understandable. Out of curiosity, what did you do with the eagle?" The man responded, "I ate it." The magistrate was taken aback, "Good Lord. Again, just for the sake of curiosity, what did it taste like?" The man responded, "Rather like swan."
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Roro posted:Swans are a bigger problem than geese in the UK because the Queen owns them all so if you punch one in self defense it's called "treason" and "unethical" and "please stop punching the swan it's dead now" which is so unfair. 
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Picnic Princess posted:We talkin about birds?
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FreudianSlippers posted:Geese might be weak degenerate dinos with lovely hollow bones but they are not capable of feeling anything but pure hate and rage. They do not care if you use your superior primate strength to maim them, they will gladly die a excruciating death if they can get in even a single bite. It is their most sacred belief that any goose that dies with the razor sharp ridges of its beak dug deep into human flesh will get into Fowlhalla. If the earsplitting and ominous honk of the goose could be translated it would consist of a single phrase "Come at me, bro. I don't give a gently caress." repeated again and again. Ftfy
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 The Canada Goose is loving hardcore.  It just straight up hates people.  It loves hurting people so much that it'll wait.  Doesn't matter who you are.  Or where you are.  Or, gently caress it, if you're even human.  They just love a fight.  Other birds, gently caress it.  Just loving drown them.  Even when they get their asses kicked.  They run away to fight another day. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:efb; god dammit Just kick the drat thing.
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It will break your arm
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they break your arm and then the Queen eats them
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Who What Now posted:Just kick the drat thing.  http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/goose-attack-leaves-ottawa-cyclist-shaken-and-scarred-1.2686751
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Roro posted:Swans are a bigger problem than geese in the UK because the Queen owns them all so if you punch one in self defense it's called "treason" and "unethical" and "please stop punching the swan it's dead now" which is so unfair. Canadian Geese and swans seem to be sworn enemies...    
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