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http://breaking911.com/just-person-dies-kansas-water-park/ Secondhand story from my Facebook: "So we were Schlitterbahn today and the little boy that rides the verdict tallest waterslide in the world that the we were at this morning got his head decapitated and a little girl lost her eye by 8 years old" "Okay so apparently 12 year old boy not strapped in correctly on the side at the bottom fliptop his neck hit the guardrail decapitated then something off his body apparently took out a girl's eye that's about all I know the girls I was all bloody and hosed up"
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wheres the video
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that's awful and in this heat, too
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This is why I never ride waterslides or rollercoasters or leave my basement.
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He'll never be the head of a major waterslide corporation.
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is the waterslide ok
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Tequila Sunrise posted:http://breaking911.com/just-person-dies-kansas-water-park/ Why are you facebook friends with a bunch of mentally retarded people?
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Once I wiped out awkwardly on that fake surfing thing shlitterbahn has, and because of the way I fell the water jets shot approximately 4 gallons of water straight up my nose.
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Tequila Sunrise posted:http://breaking911.com/just-person-dies-kansas-water-park/ Whoever wrote that better be an ESL student because otherwise they have no excuse
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In other news, Action Park has offered to buy the waterslide
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Aug 8, 2016 01:54
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"kid got his head tore clean off by a water slide then part of his body poked this lil girls eyeball out and I was all like daaaayyyuuummmnn!!!!"
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Ohhhh it was a lawmaker's boy, get ready for some heavy back breaking regulations, bitches!
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Foo Diddley posted:In other news, Action Park has offered to buy the waterslide I would make a trip solely for action park if it still existed. I watched the documentary and all the people who were interviewed and had gone as kids made it seem like it owned.
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Also: Jesus, that's sad.
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Aug 8, 2016 01:58
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If he was a fat kid I don't care
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guess he'll never give head to the head of a major head corporation
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F5ing worldstar waiting for the video
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come play at schlitterbahn bahn bahn bahn
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Nathilus posted:I would make a trip solely for action park if it still existed. I watched the documentary and all the people who were interviewed and had gone as kids made it seem like it owned. It came back 2 years ago: http://www.actionpark.com/
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Aug 8, 2016 02:05
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Shoulda been you. Wrong kid died.
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shiksa posted:Fuckin metal
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ElectricSheep posted:guess he'll never give head to the head of a major head corporation His Dad's a Republican representative, so that's basically all he does
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This is pretty tragic and I really feel for not just his family but also any witnesses and the minimum wage ride operator who is probably going crazy over the thought that they might have killed a child On the other hand though shiksa posted:Fuckin metal
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Aug 8, 2016 02:07
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I guess you can say he... Lost his head! 
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its all fun and games til somebody loses an eye
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Whoever wrote that better be an ESL student because otherwise they have no excuse Nope, just Kansas.
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Dreddout posted:I guess you can say he... yeah thats what decapitate means idiot
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Just lol if you've never intentionally convinced your own body that it might die by subjecting it to extremes the likes of which its biology was never intended to handle. I actually sort of hate most rides but I've convinced myself that only by testing the limits of my comfort zone will I become stronger.
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Foo Diddley posted:In other news, Action Park has offered to buy the waterslide lol Also  
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Pick posted:Just lol if you've never intentionally convinced your own body that it might die by subjecting it to extremes the likes of which its biology was never intended to handle. That's what david carradine thought too
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Volume posted:That's what david carradine thought too I always think it would be kind of cool to be instantly killed on a ride because then the settlement can be distributed among my friends and they can have happy lives and then I don't have to loving listen to people talk about game of thrones
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Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and his head gets cut off jesus
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and his head gets cut off jesus It's really sad. Terrible.
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"Decapitated by waterslide" is one of the cooler stories you could leave your family to tell so good on that kid very thoughtful
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