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So I had a first date tonight that went well. She came back to my place but wouldn't go all the way. So lots of making out and dryhumping/boobtouching was had. The problem with this is my jeans are super rough and skinned the poo poo out of my dick. It is fairly painful and looks weird.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 07:46 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:45 |
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Yah, this didn't happen on a loving Sunday.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 07:49 |
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i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 07:49 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield You are the biggest lie in Giza.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 07:51 |
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VendaGoat posted:You are the biggest lie in Giza. im so high man I don't even understand at all
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 07:52 |
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my eyes hurt
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 08:26 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:So I had a first date tonight that went well. She came back to my place but wouldn't go all the way. So lots of making out That is no country for old men. The young In one another's arms, birds in the trees – Those dying generations – at their song, The salmon‐falls, the mackerel‐crowded seas, Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long Whatever is begotten, born, and dies. Caught in that sensual music all neglect Monuments of unageing intellect.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 08:52 |
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posting to keep the chain alive
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 08:54 |
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Iron Prince posted:posting to keep the chain alive a bit late pal
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 08:54 |
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dammit extra stout why did you post in the 26 minutes it took me to tab over and click repply
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 08:55 |
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Iron Prince posted:dammit extra stout why did you post in the 26 minutes it took me to tab over and click repply lmao
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 08:55 |
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i think everyone should die but mostly you op (and also me)
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 09:18 |
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i want to touch a boobs
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 09:23 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:So I had a first date tonight that went well. She came back to my place but wouldn't go all the way. So lots of making out and dryhumping/boobtouching was had. Try wearing underwear, poo poo dick
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 13:03 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 13:19 |
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dry hump your girlfriend then go out for ice cream
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 13:26 |
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you sure are cool, making such an edgy statement and all. "ooh look at me i don't burn with the desire to wipe out humanity including myself". fuckin' poser.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:05 |
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hell yea I got a chafed dick and berries. WORLD PEACE!
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:26 |
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This sounds like an exciting time in your life op, I wish you the best and hope for continued updates.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:29 |
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OctoberBlues posted:This sounds like an exciting time in your life op, I wish you the best and hope for continued updates. Update. It felt a little better this morning but still very senstive and raw. My dick is like a patchy 3 shades of red it looks super metal. Life is good and i hope everyone lives it to the fullest and does Not die SurfaceDetail fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Aug 8, 2016 |
# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:03 |
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this one of those incel threads again
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:04 |
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When good things happen to me I too temper down the whole universal resentment schtick for a day or two
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:05 |
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yeah anybody who actually thinks that needs to be exterminated
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:30 |
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What was his name
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:31 |
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lol what are you in middle school
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:34 |
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how much she charge?
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:37 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son, Enfield
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:42 |
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Wow, what a big man you are! Let me buy you some gum, I'll show you how to chew it.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:46 |
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down n out posted:hell yea I got a chafed dick and berries. WORLD PEACE!
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:47 |
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i date beautiful, gorgeous women
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:49 |
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social vegan posted:What was his name
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 18:52 |
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Quick update. It doesn't really hurt that much now it feels all tingly when I'm walking around and I'm excited to go home and try rubbing one out.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:00 |
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Also what is it with girls and first dates. Like first date is 2nd base only but 2nd date they're cool with giving up the anus. What changed in 3 days?
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:01 |
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Congrats op, hope you enjoy yourself
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:02 |
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VendaGoat posted:i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield VendaGoat posted:You are the biggest lie in Giza. VendaGoat posted:im so high man I don't even understand at all what the fuuuck is happening
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:03 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:Also what is it with girls and first dates. Presumably the compactness of their anus.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:03 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:what the fuuuck is happening VendaGoat has gone rampant a la Agent Smith in the Matrix
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:05 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:Also what is it with girls and first dates. 1st date is to make sure you're somewhat normal and not going to chop them into little bits while sobbing about men's rights 2nd date means you were vetted and your name has been googled and you're okay so it's pound town time
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:06 |
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That's a good point I don't really think about being axemurdered. But if they were willing to go to my apartment alone during the first date after drinks out in public there must be some level of trust. In any case puss was eventually crushed.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:10 |
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rape can be used in self defense in some states just a fyi op
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