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There was nothing awkward about me boning my cousin at all. It was hot and kind of sweet at the same time. A+++++ would bang again.
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Everyone my age fucks their cousins. loving your cousin is the coolest. You ain't nobody, if you don't gently caress your cousin.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 02:48 |
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If loving your cousin is cool, consider me Jerry Lee Lewis
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 02:50 |
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One time my cousin tried to pounce on my totally huge bone but I am a proud gentilesir so I crawled out of the room pretending to be a cat.
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china bot posted:If loving your cousin is cool, consider me Jerry Lee Lewis My man!
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 03:25 |
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lol im totally not racist BUT hitler had the right idea
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 03:28 |
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quote:I have squirrel traps in my backyard. When I get one, I bring it into my garage, tape it down to my workbench, and attach a little picture of a girl's face to it. Then I cut off all of its limbs with my hatchet and masturbate onto it as it dies. quote:Blah blah blah I don't care about people and had no reaction to family members dying, pets dying, and I'm a badass because 9/11 doesn't matter to me. I never did and still (mostly) don't. I was raised in a house where I was consistently reprimanded for not displaying appropriate emotional responses to situations. I'm the ultimate predator. Stone cold sociopath revealing myself anonymously. Yawn.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 06:29 |
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quote:Heeeeey, it's that guy from a couple threads ago who makes dildos. I've got some free time now, so if there's still interest, I can make a new account and a thread in Ask/Tell. quote:I spend 500+ dollars a month on cam girls. Mostly one girl going by the name of Tara Parker. I thought she really liked me and had a lot of the same interests and overall was a nice innocent southern girl who hasn't been with many guys and doesn't believe in casual sex. This made her incredibly attractive to me. Recently though I found out she filmed herself loving her male roommate and I can't stop crying about it. I can't even bring myself to jerk off to it even though I spent 20 dollars to download it.
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quote:This is the heroin goon thx for the advice but I'm not from the states, where I live I won't be able to apply for our equivalent of an expunged record until 2021, even then the process takes years. I had a good chance of beating my most recent charge in court so I gave that a shot, but as a result the process dragged on and I was convicted only a year ago. Therefore both the previous and the current conviction is only eligible to be cleared after the aforementioned year. quote:I've been following these threads for years and I've wanted to think of something to say that wasn't just a block of text that could be summarized as "I'm a dumb loving sadbrain goon" and I guess I have something more than that.
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dildo guy, people have done parachute accounts for A/Ts in the past and nothing has come of it so i bet you're good
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If and when you decide to make that thread, don't forget to post here using the new account and link it.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 06:57 |
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Camgirl guy, her entire job is to find ways to separate people like you from your money. Get a Tinder account and don't piss $500 away each month.
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thats the saddest confession yet lol
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 07:51 |
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Seriously, go out and get laid. I've gotten laid. If I can do it, you can too!
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Bargearse posted:Camgirl guy, her entire job is to find ways to separate people like you from your money. Get a Tinder account and don't piss $500 away each month. I'm pretty sure the type of guy that falls for a camwhore is going to have a hard time finding anyone on tinder. I just can't wrap my head around expecting someone who fucks themselves on camera for a living would be "innocent" or whatever, or would ever want to meet their obsessive customers. e: i think tinder would just get him addicted to the many prostitutes that use that to find customers. I'm not sure if that's a step up or not. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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I'm just your plain ol' innocent Southern girl. I don't believe in sex without a deep emotional connection. *double fists self in front of 100s of strangers*
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quote:I have been with my girl for about three years now. The backstory is normal, and not particularly relevant. Wefre in our early thirties, itfs not our first time round the ring, etc. I love her dearly and would honestly love for things to work and to spend the rest of our lives together. Unfortunately, her myriad medical/physical issues have begun to accelerate at a rate that has me sincerely wondering how many of them are actually psychological. She is seeing every sort of specialist you can imagine for each and every issue, to the point where she has an appointment a day (and as many as two) each day of the week. Shefs had surgeries as well. Nothing seems to be helping and on a dark, inner level I know this is not going to get any better/easier as we push 40 and start getting old. This has understandably worn both of us out; she is snapping at me over trivial stuff, and I am beginning to tune out and be unable to offer the amount of support she wants when a health issue comes up - often several times daily for several different issues. This doesnft count her family crises which are many and also require a lot of emotional support. Our sex life has faded to near-nothingness, in most part due to the health problems. The truth is, I am exhaustedc I feel twenty years older than I am, and my friends and family are beginning to notice and express concern. I donft have energy for much other than work anymore, and have to push myself to maintain hobbies and social stuff/friends. All I want to do with my spare time is drink and zone out, which is bad and scares me a bit. Shefs noticed that too and understandably isnft happy about it. quote:I love watching the news these days. Everything is breaking down into the natural state. Racism, War, Genocide, Hate and strife. The internet is bringing about true knowledge to the world, or at least a place where poo poo is being put up for critical examination and I can't help but be ready to go. Vote Trump, push the mexicans back to mexico where they can get slaughtered by their own kind in drug wars. Bomb the middle east into steaming pile of poo poo because the zionist jews need to keep their lovely little tribe together. Cops can keep shooting the blacks that have been fed a line about being oppressed when really they are just degenerate poor shits with an IQ lower than human baseline. The Chinese can keep killing each other and poisoning the environment until the Japanese get another emperor boner and wipe them out. Europe is already breaking down what with trash islamics and africans running around murdering and raping a complacent public. Africa is,was and will continue to be a cesspool of human misery. Who the gently caress knows whats going to happen elsewhere but I'm tired of living a civilized life. I hope and pray for the day it all loving ends and I can find that other right winger who wants to hunt nu-male hipsters and we can shoot and kill and eat anyone and have a harem of slaves or whatever my instincts tell me because holy poo poo this whole 9-5, mortgage, kids die poo poo looks like a long and slow suicide. Better to go out with a belt of ears a .308 rifle blazing away and a screaming gently caress slave behind me. I know I wont last long at all but at least I don't have to listen to some bernie-fag limp dicked poo poo head tell me that black-lives-matter and hide my emotions another day. I hope and pray for the day I have any excuse to kill one of these poo poo heads and brag about it on tv. e: deleted Unicode characters in 2nd quote that didn't parse correctly. H.H fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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i hate to break it to that goon but violence has gone down year after year and we're living in possibly the most peaceful and safe time in human history
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"I want to see the world burn" guy: The world is actually a nice place, and most people are pretty good. The world's not "falling apart" either, and we're moving closer to a peaceful society. Go outside instead of watching the news and sitting on the computer all day.
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Goon with rich hypochondriac girlfriend, is it even possible you'll live long enough to see any of her parents' money? I'm asking because your fingers are so goddamn fat you can't type the letters E, R, or T without hitting the F key. If yes, wait it out and poison her as soon as her parents kick it. With her medical history and its apparent link to her mental state, police are gonna be investigating it as a natural death, possible suicide rather than a homicide.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i hate to break it to that goon but violence has gone down year after year and we're living in possibly the most peaceful and safe time in human history This is actually very much to the point. The only thing I can agree on with that rant is the "Chinese poisoning the environment" bit. If we can collectively manage to overcome the impending ecological disaster, there is no telling how far we can progress.
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H.H posted:Why do all the good girls ruin themselves instead of giving me a chance? This sounds like stage 3 of the five steps toward becoming a serial killer. I hope this guy gets help and/or laid soon.
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H.H posted:This is actually very much to the point. The only thing I can agree on with that rant is the "Chinese poisoning the environment" bit. We won't. We're already past the tipping point and there's no stopping climate change. It's pretty clear that the US government wants to let the ice caps melt. Portland, Maine is the closet port in the US to Europe. If the arctic melts, it would become one of the closet ports to Asia as well. Its a prime money making opportunity.
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quote:i'm the girl in love w/a sociopath slash possible-killer (pg 23) quote:I have worked for the last 4 years, and did at another hospital for 3 years, at an inpatient psych ("Behavioral health") hospital.
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You should bang the crazie
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Zzulu posted:You should become a serial rapist Please don't do this.
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H.H posted:me again!! i don't owe a payday loan service anymore; i'm just 3 months overdue on rent!! hahahahaha This has to be Nirvikalpa
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quote:i'm the girl in love w/a sociopath slash possible-killer (pg 23) Nobody responded because it's obviously fake. You're not good at creative writing. And no one wants your loving cat.
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bradzilla posted:This has to be Nirvikalpa I doubt it, as far as I'm aware Nirvikalpa's thing is that she never gets laid, ever
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I just want you goons to know that none of you are wonderful people and I don't appreciate you at all H.H posted:George Costanza / dude with rich sick girlfriend I feel kind of bad that my first thought upon hearing "super rich girl from old-money family with tons of health problems" was "I wonder how much cousinfucking her family has done over the generations" but for real though look at your current happiness level and ask yourself how much being rich would really help you. If you end up married to her with access to all of her money and you get busted banging a sidepiece, which seems like a likely outcome to me, you probably won't get anything in the divorce. Imagine yourself spending all your free time drinking and zoning out for your whole life -- would drinking super expensive booze instead of Evan Williams really make that any more fulfilling? I wouldn't do this, and I love money. Just walk away, man. Help yourself to a couple of those mysterious $250,000 things (Rolls Royce???) and get out. Don't worry about her, she's a grown-rear end woman and if she has breakup troubles her family can just buy her three new houses or whatever. Groovelord Neato posted:i hate to break it to that goon but violence has gone down year after year and we're living in possibly the most peaceful and safe time in human history The two most consistent wrong opinions people have held since the beginning of time are "kids today are so much worse than they were when I was a kid" and "the world is falling apart and it's nothing like the Good Ol' Days" did you know thirty years ago we were in a Cold War with a nuclear superpower with an anathematic ideology to our own and a strong interest in wiping us out??? but it's way worse today because chinamen and jews and black people etc etc etc. Take your meds, grandpa. Red Suit posted:We won't. We're already past the tipping point and there's no stopping climate change. I don't understand the Portland theory because if the Arctic melts wouldn't it be underwater H.H posted:lady in love w crazy guy I mean, this isn't exactly a rare phenomenon, actual convicted serial killers have tons of fangirls (I think the Tsarnaev fans have calmed down by now but I had a chip on my shoulder about them for a while). I dunno if the suicidal tendencies you were alluding to in this post were embellished for attention purposes, but if they weren't, that's probably the reason you're attracted to a guy who cut your face open for no reason. Someone out there cares whether you're alive, even if the anonymous confession you wrote got lost in a huge flood of posts because it sounded made-up. etc etc loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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KomodoWagon posted:I doubt it, as far as I'm aware Nirvikalpa's thing is that she never gets laid, ever Yeah, plus there's not a single mention of broken garage doors in that confession. e: or troons
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@Rich gf goon marry that bitch, pump some kids into her and keep a few discretionary bitches on the side, or make friends and go out and do one night stands. travel for work and gently caress around
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Waroduce posted:@Rich gf goon seconded
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Waroduce posted:@Rich gf goon please dont do this to the transparently mentally ill woman
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 16:51 |
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google "somatization disorder." she has all the resources in the world and can probably be fixed
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KomodoWagon posted:If yes, wait it out and poison her as soon as her parents kick it. With her medical history and its apparent link to her mental state, police are gonna be investigating it as a natural death, possible suicide rather than a homicide. what a terrible thing to say. I certainly wasn't thinking that.
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Waroduce posted:@Rich gf goon Thirding this. Come on man this is what people have been doing since time began. Marry her quick and hope her health problems are real and she's not long for this world.
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Please do not marry a woman with severe physical and mental health problems with the express intention of cheating on or murdering her Aside from the obvious ethical issues &c &c, neither of these plans will work out for you I'm kind of at the people who say the cops will not suspect that the person who had hundreds of millions of dollars to gain from someone's death might have had something to do with killing her just because she had health issues, especially if your marriage is obviously unhappy to casual observers and/or you're cheating on her
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loquacius posted:Please do not marry a woman with severe physical and mental health problems with the express intention of cheating on or murdering her COunterpoint: It would probably work out for him really well.
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loquacius posted:Please do not marry a woman with severe physical and mental health problems with the express intention of cheating on or murdering her This. I also think it was really hosed up to put yakety sax over the 9/11 footage. What kind of hosed up place is this?
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