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Linux Pirate posted:Here's another. What? Is this America? I thougth this was America!
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I just realized this same guy has shared three fake Jaden Smith stories in the past 24 hours, each with a different comment.   
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OctoberBlues posted:I just realized this same guy has shared three fake Jaden Smith stories in the past 24 hours, each with a different comment. 
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OctoberBlues posted:I just realized this same guy has shared three fake Jaden Smith stories in the past 24 hours, each with a different comment. how can death be real if these tweets aren't real ??
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Aug 8, 2016 16:26
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OctoberBlues posted:Poor Will for losing a gay kid... 
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armchairyoda posted:poo poo gets stuck in them, you dirty-spooning savage. not if you wash and oil them you germphobe freak?
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Aug 8, 2016 16:55
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Wooden spoons are fine, you just have to toss them and get new ones if they start to crack or chip or whatever (because yeah then it traps stuff and it's not really cleanable at that point bc of the crevasses formed). Same with wooden cutting boards.
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Moridin920 posted:Wooden spoons are fine, you just have to toss them and get new ones if they start to crack or chip or whatever (because yeah then it traps stuff and it's not really cleanable at that point bc of the crevasses formed). Same with wooden cutting boards. Or you could just not be a pussy, because who loving cares. Every surface in your house is covered by an invisible layer of feces that you built up fart by fart.
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notZaar posted:Or you could just not be a pussy, because who loving cares. Every surface in your house is covered by an invisible layer of feces that you built up fart by fart. It doesn't really matter for your home cooking but there's a lot of little things like that which could be 'who cares' on their own but add up to a sanitary efficient kitchen in a more professional setting. if you brought your cracked rear end wooden spoon onto my line I'd tell you to get that poo poo off my station but otherwise whatever. no one uses wood cutting boards in a restaurant kitchen either. at least I've never seen it. do you not clean your home periodically? some lemon pledge on those surfaces dog?
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I live in filth, because I am filth. I cleaned my apartment once since I moved in July 2014.
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Moridin920 posted:It doesn't really matter for your home cooking but there's a lot of little things like that which could be 'who cares' on their own but add up to a sanitary efficient kitchen in a more professional setting. if you brought your cracked rear end wooden spoon onto my line I'd tell you to get that poo poo off my station but otherwise whatever. waaaaaait a sec moridin is a chef??? i take it all back. we cool.
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Aug 8, 2016 17:11
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Moridin920 posted:no one uses wood cutting boards in a restaurant kitchen either. at least I've never seen it. How's McDonalds? Have you graduated from Hamburger University yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcloL_NH_EE Just giving you poo poo, I ain't serious.
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psychokitty posted:waaaaaait a sec moridin is a chef??? in the interest of full disclosure, I'm not anymore. but yeah, started as a dishwasher and ended on hot line. Zahgaegun posted:How's McDonalds? Have you graduated from Hamburger University yet? I'm sure a lot of it is also the fact that taking care of wood stuff is more work than most restaurants are going to care about or pay for as opposed to germs; like yeah... you could oil the cutting board every time it goes through the commercial dish washer (multiple times a day) or you could just buy a plastic one.
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Moridin920 posted:in the interest of full disclosure, I'm not anymore. but yeah, started as a dishwasher and ended on hot line. full disclosure: i was pantry chef for about 3 weeks before i lost my poo poo entirely and almost ended up needing to be hospitalized for um... reasons
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The guy just posted again, he's having quite a meltdown over this
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wait is that true? did baby smith kill his are self?
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Baby smith is alive and well, which makes this all the funnier
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Baby Will Smith Jr. is dead, long live Baby Will Smith Jr.! Huzzah! Huzzah!
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The wooden spoon thing is almost certainly about kids getting splinters in the mouth and throat and yet somehow not dying, right? Source: I love chewing the poo poo out of popsicle sticks.
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the wooden spoon thing is about getting your rear end beaten with a wooden spoon
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:The wooden spoon thing is almost certainly about kids getting splinters in the mouth and throat and yet somehow not dying, right? it's always been explained to me as once there are hairline cracks and stuff in wooden kitchen things (caused by any number of things, but especially if they get wet and are just allowed to air dry) bacteria and food bits can get into those. Then you can't really clean them properly because of that and there will always be some gross poo poo deep in there when you go to stir your soup later that week or whatever. It's more about bacteria than it is actual food bits though, and again it's really whatever when you're talking about home cooking in low volumes. Like maybe if you have a compromised immune system or something you should consider not using wooden spoons but eh.
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Jesus Christ the places this thread goes. Rip to Jaden. Sucks Will lost a gay boy.
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Remember this?Zahgaegun posted:My relatives collect children like it's a hobby. I've lost track of how many are hers and how many are foster kids. Oops. Lol.
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Aug 8, 2016 22:49
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Zahgaegun posted:Remember this? Lol
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Zahgaegun posted:Remember this? I welcome the Giant Meteor to Kill Us All.
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thanks homes
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Zahgaegun posted:Remember this? lmao this is perfect
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Zahgaegun posted:Remember this? 
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Aug 9, 2016 01:44
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Last one reminds me of that film where the hipster goes into the woods for an adventure then dies. It's hilarious
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Aug 9, 2016 01:59
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i loving love adventures
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Aug 9, 2016 02:06
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About me: Wanderer, Adventurer, Star Child, Lover of nature. *Has never lived outside state she was born in and goes to the local lake every few weekends in the summer*
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Aug 9, 2016 02:10
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I pay for my adventures ...... with jobs
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Zahgaegun posted:Remember this? That poor kid is going to stumble across this facebook post someday, and all of a sudden everything in their life is going to make horrible, horrible sense to them. 
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Adventures are supposed to net you obscene wealth at the cost of great uncertainty and personal risk. Kids these days. SMDH I bet they don't even know a barrow from a crypt.
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Command Ant posted:That poor kid is going to stumble across this facebook post someday, and all of a sudden everything in their life is going to make horrible, horrible sense to them. You realize most pregnancies are accidental, right? Not everyone is devastated by the thought of not having been an angelic mindbaby, conceived within the conjoined souls of their parents before time immemorial.
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KomodoWagon posted:You realize most pregnancies are accidental, right? Not everyone is devastated by the thought of not having been an angelic mindbaby, conceived within the conjoined souls of their parents before time immemorial. sounds like someone was an accident
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(The someone is you)
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Dad drunk. So what
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