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Cthulu Carl posted:Brazil v. Iraq 0-0 Final.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:28
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Kind of like the previous fad amongst Olympic athletes with Kinesio Tape. This is like the dipshits that were paying 20-30 bucks for a power bracelet
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Aug 8, 2016 05:49
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sudont posted:I was actually curious earlier and looked up the US gymnasts ages: Crash74 posted:This is like the dipshits that were paying 20-30 bucks for a power bracelet
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Aug 8, 2016 05:53
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Hate to break it to you, but that Simone Biles chick is going to win all the women's gymnastics events this year. She is an absolute monster.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:59
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Love all these elite athletes loaded to the gills with performance enhancing drugs using voodoo as a backup.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:59
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1redflag posted:Hate to break it to you, but that Simone Biles chick is going to win all the women's gymnastics events this year. She is an absolute monster.
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Aug 8, 2016 06:02
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Crash74 posted:This is like the dipshits that were paying 20-30 bucks for a power bracelet Sir, are you disparaging the proven healing abilities of hologram-resonant power?
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Aug 8, 2016 06:30
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1redflag posted:Hate to break it to you, but that Simone Biles chick is going to win all the women's gymnastics events this year. She is an absolute monster. She's 4'8", so she can pull off moves the others can't. Girl really flies.
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Aug 8, 2016 06:36
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at that height she's legally a midget. good inspiration for little people everywhere
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Aug 8, 2016 06:43
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Greek official suffers $11,000 theft The crime wave engulfing the Olympics has claimed another victim with a top Greek official reportedly having $11,000 of electronics equipment stolen from a plush Rio hotel. The Daily Mail reported that Stratos Safioleas, a public relations bid specialist, suffered the loss of camera and computer equipment stolen while he was having a meal in the Marriott Hotel next to the Olympic Park. The hotel reportedly refused to show him CCTV, so Safioleas called the police. As a result, the Daily Mail said the hotel would no longer deal with him, so he has hired a lawyer to take legal action against them. http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/82914903/australian-rowing-coaches-robbed-at-knifepoint-as-rio-crime-targets-olympics Includes the Australians knife story too, everyone is getting robbed.
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Aug 8, 2016 06:43
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Does that mean she can compete the Paralymics as well. Be the first athlete to win a gold in both the regular and special olympics.
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Aug 8, 2016 06:45
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Lime Tonics posted:The hotel reportedly refused to show him CCTV Can't imagine why
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Aug 8, 2016 06:46
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At what point are people just going to sell their equipment, pocket the money and declare it stolen with their insurance?
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Aug 8, 2016 06:48
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Does that mean she can compete the Paralymics as well. Be the first athlete to win a gold in both the regular and special olympics. Good question. She's in a position to sweep the medals. She's that good. Mary Lou Retton is also 4'8".
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Aug 8, 2016 06:51
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Wtf even is a official greek public relations bid specialist ? Sounds like an expansive olympics-enabler useless idiot who deserves to get his poo poo stolen.
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Aug 8, 2016 06:52
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Chick that got hosed on the bike that is "fine" got 3 small fractures on her spine. http://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/17241822/2016-rio-olympics-dutch-cyclist-annemiek-van-vleuten-fractures-spine-horrendous-crash
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Aug 8, 2016 07:21
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is there a google doc or something that has a list of all the crimes done towards athletes and other olympic people in rio so far? i know that two aussie athletes got mugged at knifepoint but that's it, unless you're counting pre-opening ceremonies stuffSLICK GOKU BABY posted:Chick that got hosed on the bike that is "fine" got 3 small fractures on her spine. http://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/17241822/2016-rio-olympics-dutch-cyclist-annemiek-van-vleuten-fractures-spine-horrendous-crash
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Aug 8, 2016 07:32
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Cthulu Carl posted:Brazil v. Iraq 0-0 Final. 
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Aug 8, 2016 10:23
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shadow puppet of a posted:Thank god someone has giffed this in direct defiance of the IOC. I hope they can find refuge from the orbital laser hunter-seekers that have surely been dispatched to kill them for the transgression. that's just the traditional Romansh greeting
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Aug 8, 2016 10:42
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Chick that got hosed on the bike that is "fine" got 3 small fractures on her spine. http://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/17241822/2016-rio-olympics-dutch-cyclist-annemiek-van-vleuten-fractures-spine-horrendous-crash According to local dutch news she's awake and doing relatively well. She congratulated the other Dutch girl for winning the race, so it looks like she's doing ok.
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Aug 8, 2016 11:15
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 Wasn't there a dance number in the movie Showgirls that ended with this pose? Can we bring back the classy US Gymnastics team AKA the 1996 team?
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Aug 8, 2016 14:59
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Photex posted:Wasn't there a dance number in the movie Showgirls that ended with this pose? Can we bring back the classy US Gymnastics team AKA the 1996 team? You can probably just say you don't like black people and skip all the innuendo
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Aug 8, 2016 15:27
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ElGroucho posted:You can probably just say you don't like black people and skip all the innuendo lmao
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Aug 8, 2016 15:28
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ElGroucho posted:You can probably just say you don't like black people and skip all the innuendo Dominquie Dawes was on the team in 96 sir.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:42
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You guys are weird
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Aug 8, 2016 15:47
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ElGroucho posted:You can probably just say you don't like black people and skip all the innuendo This isn't the Tinder thread.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:47
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Humphreys posted:It's still a thing: Pretty sure she's just working on getting a
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Aug 8, 2016 16:00
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Are there any videos of the scathing BBC commentary during the opening ceremony? I managed to miss all the fun.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:01
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Dude who got his $40k of camera gear stolen found a guy wearing his vest and credentials getting into an event behind him: https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/olympic-photographer-had-40-000-215311874.html Apparently event security, despite taking forever, has been heightened to level: Sieve.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:02
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can michael phelps get some kind of super virus or something? I'm already tired of hearing about him after 3 hours today. That or give every sport 10 chances to win medals so you have plenty of people "doing the impossible" when some dressage horse or weight lifter pulls down 8 gold medals
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Aug 8, 2016 16:07
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The hell does a horse need with 8 gold medals?
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Aug 8, 2016 16:40
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we should give all the cycling medals to the bicylces,
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Aug 8, 2016 16:42
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It can melt them down and have some really extravagant, soft horseshoes (horseslippers?) made.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:42
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B!G_$W@NG@ posted:Dude who got his $40k of camera gear stolen found a guy wearing his vest and credentials getting into an event behind him: https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/olympic-photographer-had-40-000-215311874.html Wow
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Aug 8, 2016 16:48
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One of the Spanish water polo players just got ejected from the game because his face was bleeding, I'm not sure how it happened. Let's hope Rio understands chlorine otherwise all the water polo teams will be dead of HIV or something.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:53
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They threw out like half the Spanish team and one of their coaches and the U.S. still couldn't win.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:56
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B!G_$W@NG@ posted:They threw out like half the Spanish team and one of their coaches and the U.S. still couldn't win. The Spanish team aren't going to win either with whatever has gotten into their blood from the water.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:58
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Bean posted:One of the Spanish water polo players just got ejected from the game because his face was bleeding, I'm not sure how it happened. Let's hope Rio understands chlorine otherwise all the water polo teams will be dead of HIV or something. Water polo is a brutal bloodsport
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Aug 8, 2016 16:59
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im watching rowing and keeping my eyes peeled for poop
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