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Cheen: Apr 17, 2005

Gortarius posted:

I came across some book excerpts that cboy wrote for B2:

Orc Death 3 by Elgarth Hellblood

"Lackaday, lackaday," the king gasped mournfully as he gulped a potion, rejuvenating his wounds and gashes. His whole body ached from repeated blows from a glowing orc nunchuck. The king sighed as he looked out the window of his castle, gazing upon the once-fertile fields of his fief, a land of mystical peasants and pleading paupers.

The orcs had ransacked the king's precious goblets and crackers, so soon he himself would become a pauper, supplicating himself before warlocks and squires for nuggets and boons. But the time of reckoning drew nigh, even for the elfs.

Wow this humor doesn't hold up 4 years later

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Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

notZaar posted:

That's the joke from the game we are talking about.

to be fair the phrase "This game is canon." will never not be funny.

# ? Aug 9, 2016 00:04

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Groovelord Neato posted:

to be fair the phrase "This game is canon." will never not be funny.

This post is canon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n785svhwonM

# ? Aug 9, 2016 00:08

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Gortarius posted:

I came across some book excerpts that cboy wrote for B2:

Orc Death 3 by Elgarth Hellblood

"Lackaday, lackaday," the king gasped mournfully as he gulped a potion, rejuvenating his wounds and gashes. His whole body ached from repeated blows from a glowing orc nunchuck. The king sighed as he looked out the window of his castle, gazing upon the once-fertile fields of his fief, a land of mystical peasants and pleading paupers.

The orcs had ransacked the king's precious goblets and crackers, so soon he himself would become a pauper, supplicating himself before warlocks and squires for nuggets and boons. But the time of reckoning drew nigh, even for the elfs.

Why didn't he use a tincture or a potion instead? This story is bizarre!

# ? Aug 9, 2016 05:17

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

I kickstarted this

This alone, no other

I am very excited

# ? Aug 9, 2016 06:21

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Super actually excited

# ? Aug 9, 2016 06:25

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Your excite will be reward.

# ? Aug 9, 2016 06:28

Ryaomon: Mar 19, 2007; Ask me about being a racist piece of shit with a racist gimmick

Cheen posted:

Wow this humor doesn't hold up 4 years later

dude hasn't posted one funny or informative thing in the entire thread

# ? Aug 9, 2016 06:53

GoodluckJonathan: Oct 31, 2003

Pure garbage.

# ? Aug 9, 2016 20:34

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

we're fast approaching the 3 month anniversary of the last Kickstarter update before they went dark which promised to stop the cycle of posting a few times and then going dark for 3 months

definitely worth backing for this type of intense drama

# ? Aug 10, 2016 02:07

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Is an acquaintance you keep forgetting to stay in touch with really something you can call drama.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 02:32

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

This game is never coming out, is it

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:48

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

The game is truly the story of how a guy stole $120,000 from suckers.

I mean, as along as he posts an update every once in awhile he can still technically say the game might come out and he doesn't have to give the money back, right? It's brilliant.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:53

Friend Commuter: Nov 3, 2009; SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.; Smellrose

Convex posted:

This game is never coming out, is it

Nail Rat posted:

The game is truly the story of how a guy stole $120,000 from suckers.

I mean, as along as he posts an update every once in awhile he can still technically say the game might come out and he doesn't have to give the money back, right? It's brilliant.

Is it 11/11/2023 yet? No? Well then. :colbert:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:01

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

This is still more of a game than no man's sky is and that's out

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:06

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

What if Space Jam 2 comes out before then and makes the first game non canon? What then??

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:29

BattleHamster: Mar 18, 2009

the TOG boys only crime is that they dreamed too big

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:52

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Despite showing demos of the Game at various events and livestreaming pixel arts, I believe with my full soul that the Game does not exist.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 16:02

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

This game are sick

# ? Aug 10, 2016 16:06

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

sinking belle posted:

This game are sick

# ? Aug 10, 2016 16:24

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Time to move this and the NMS thread to the Derek Smart sub-forum of destroyed dreams

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:23

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

can NO goon project be a success??!? :rowdytrout:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:35

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Imagine four goon projects on the edge of a cliff.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:38

100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Nail Rat posted:

Imagine four goon projects on the edge of a cliff.

push all four over the edge

# ? Aug 10, 2016 18:06

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

Doctor Schnabel posted:

can NO goon project be a success??!?

4chan, the yogscast

# ? Aug 10, 2016 18:14

Icept: Jul 11, 2001

So when they succeed, they are horrible monstrosities...

# ? Aug 10, 2016 18:23

Random Hajile: Aug 25, 2003

Icept posted:

So when they succeed, they are horrible monstrosities...

You're not wrong.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:08

Prop Wash: Jun 12, 2010

Random Hajile posted:

You're not wrong.

man, speaking of humor that just does not hold up

# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:30

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Prop Wash posted:

man, speaking of humor that just does not hold up

That's why Barkley 2 won't have jokes.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:50

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

were joke's outlawed, too

# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:53

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

this is what would happen if I kickstarted a game

# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:55

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

nopantsjack posted:

this is what would happen if I kickstarted a game

Nothing good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pym0DJ9VzxU

# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:06

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Nothing good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pym0DJ9VzxU

i wish MDE got the money for that lol

# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:07

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Will Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2 be on the Nintendo NX?

# ? Aug 11, 2016 03:44

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

BillmasterCozb posted:

Will Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2 be on the Nintendo NX?

It is exclusive to the Virtual Boy

It's how Iwata would have wanted it

# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:08

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Convex posted:

What if Space Jam 2 comes out before then and makes the first game non canon? What then??

It's still canon, you just need to... adjust.

Time is a slippery beast that snaps you on the butt with a towel with little provocation.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:11

Norris Duncan: Aug 27, 2007

Of course it's taking forever to come out, have you seen the part where Frankie is drawing dialogue animations for every NPC with dialogue? Everything they've said they want to put into the game sounds great, and if the finished product is anything like what they've been talking about then it will be pretty amazing.

At least so far we know the animation's look amazing, and the different kinds of guns look like they'd be fun to play with so far. TOG has some really good ideas and I'm willing to wait if it means the game is going to be good.

# ? Aug 12, 2016 11:36

BiggerJ: May 21, 2007; What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Convex posted:

What if Space Jam 2 comes out before then and makes the first game non canon? What then??

Space Jam 2 takes place in the same alternate timeline as the sequel to the original Barkley Shut Up and Jam, in which the B-Ballpolcalypse never happened.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Aug 12, 2016

# ? Aug 12, 2016 12:06

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

#ImAToGCitizen

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DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

BiggerJ posted:

Space Jam 2 takes place in the same alternate timeline as the sequel to the original Barkley Shut Up and Jam, in which the B-Ballpolcalypse never happened.

GamePro gave the game a mixed review, saying that the graphics and animations are drastically improved over the original Barkley, the tournament mode is "a worthy challenge for veteran b-ball gamers", and the gameplay is complex, but that "the action stays at relatively the same pace throughout the game" and in single player mode the computer partner AI often fails to cooperate with the player's attempts at teamwork.

better watch out ToGsters, GamePro will be mad if hou don't deliver differing paces of action! :ohdear:

# ? Aug 12, 2016 14:22

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