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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
"Chalk up another kill for the good guys."

Anyone ever play Earthsiege?

Oh yeah, and: "I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man."

credburn has a new favorite as of 12:41 on Aug 8, 2016

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

frankenfreak posted:

WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE

ftfy

Also : EDF! EDF! EEEEEEE DEEEEEE EFFFFFFF!

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
You always were a kidder, Steve.

Lucky Cat
May 1, 2009

Julius: "That sounded like one Hell of an explosion. You ok?"
Boss: "I got run over by a motherfuckin' truck. What you think?"
Julius: "Oh, don't be a bitch."

Boss: "There's an rear end in a top hat in my pool."

Frenchy: "I. Am. Belgian."

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

: Why aren't we killing yet?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You're going to extract him?

Subject on board. Leave the rest to us.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
No can do, potato cake.

I'm detecting a strong demon ahead. Are you sure you want to go on?

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

"Pay attention you daedra, it's never the same twice!"

Died enough times in ESO's Veteran Maelstrom Arena to where I can say this in the exact tone as the game. gently caress that arena.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
"poo poo"

(guess the game)

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules
Pam param. Pam param param...
Pam param. Pam param param...
Pam param. Pam param param...
Pam param. Pam param param...
Pam param. Pam param param...
Pam param. Pam param param...

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
"fart" - the game of life

CreedThoughts
Sep 24, 2007
Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator

I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy.

I'd travel more, but who wants to deal with all the soldiers these days?

Kill well, and often.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think it's time for Jack... To let'er rip! *guitar starts shredding*

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Shake-shake!

Help meeeee Marinaaaaaaa!

Hardcordion has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Aug 8, 2016

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

ARMSTRONG: You know the first thing I'm going to do when I'm President, Jack? Before I steer this beautiful country back onto its rightful path? I'm going to gently caress!

RAIDEN: Huh?!

ARMSTRONG: That's right, Jack! I'm going to gently caress! I need to gently caress so badly... I NEED to gently caress, Jack! A man is only as powerful as the mighty God-given organ that drives him, and son, Big Dick and the Twins have been left hanging for too long! Well, no more! I'm going to gently caress in the Oval Office... on national television... everywhere in Washington! I'm going to show those flabby suits and lily-livered lobbyists how a REAL man fucks! And then, when I'm done with my inaugural fuckfest, I'm going to take to the White House lawn with our great Lady Liberty herself, and you know what I'm gonna do?

RAIDEN: Lemme guess... you're going to gently caress her?

ARMSTRONG: No, son! Dammit, you still don't understand! Lady Liberty is the most beautiful woman there is... and me and her are gonna make sweet, sweet love.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

hackbunny posted:

"poo poo"

(guess the game)

How do like that silver?

Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009
"Watch out, Graham! It's a poissssssssonous snake!"

"Tickets only. Next!"

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Arcsquad12 posted:

How do like that silver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-qYyNQyQeE

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Do you feel it, Zach? My coffee warned me about it.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The devil take me

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
Sunset riders.on snes

"Bury me with my...

...moany."

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

NTT posted:

I'm detecting a strong demon ahead. Are you sure you want to go on?
Congratulations on completing the quest.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

genericangst posted:

"Watch out, Graham! It's a poissssssssonous snake!"

"Tickets only. Next!"

Alexander pulls out his magic map.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Voomerang!

Mach Speed! Yeah!

Overwatch. On Overwatch. Eyes peeled Commander.

Moving to designated position.

Taking enemy fire!

Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

RareAcumen posted:

Voomerang!

Mach Speed! Yeah!

Overwatch. On Overwatch. Eyes peeled Commander.

Moving to designated position.

Taking enemy fire!

Nerf this!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
I regret your efforts to intercept us have failed, pilots. You would be well advised to question the wisdom of your leaders. Helm, engage subspace drive.

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

Mystery Steve posted:

Sunset riders.on snes

"Bury me with my...

...moany."

http://burymewithmymoney.com

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Gamma One is the Emperor's Stool Pigeon!

The first kill is ours!

Acknowledged. Gamma. One. Using your target for attack!

Lucky Cat
May 1, 2009

"No! Don't open that door."

"But Chris is-" (sounds of gunfire)

Man, voice acting has come a long way.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
"Manny, if you don't mind, I got a lot of filing here to do."

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
"I would choose oblivion over this existence!"

"The choice...is not yours."

Soul Reaver still has some of the best voice acting.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

> You gain Brouzouf

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Are you loving kidding me!? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' Grim loving Reaper! What the gently caress have you got against us man? Jesus loving Christ, if you want me dead just give me 15 med-x and I can loving O.D for ya, okay? gently caress!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


"Bear, bear! Run you stupid piece of poo poo!"

"- You smell wonderful.
- Geralt! We're at a funeral!
- You smell wonderful at this funeral."

"Lambert, Lambert, what a prick."

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Captain Splendid posted:

"Manny, if you don't mind, I got a lot of filing here to do."

"I don't want to mess up my blade."

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

nimby posted:

"I don't want to mess up my blade."

"It shone, pale as bone, as I stood there alone
And I thought to myself how the moon, that night
cast its light on my heart's true delight
and the reef where her body was strewn."

"With bony hands I hold my partner,
on soulless feet we cross the floor,
the music stops as if to answer,
an empty knocking at the door.
It seems his skin was sweet as mango,
when last I held him to my breast,
but now, we dance this grim fandango,
and will four years until we rest."

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Arcsquad12 posted:

Are you loving kidding me!? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' Grim loving Reaper! What the gently caress have you got against us man? Jesus loving Christ, if you want me dead just give me 15 med-x and I can loving O.D for ya, okay? gently caress!
Don't worry. I won't have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Awe, troo to Kaisar.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Rest in peace big rizzle.

Yeah, RIP.

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