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Something from the Falcons subreddit
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 20:03 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 20:28 |
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Febreeze posted:RG3 is the starter which means I had to make a new row Almost as horrifying as their actual QB play
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 20:17 |
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Chilichimp posted:Something from the Falcons subreddit Cornjulio? e: It's terrifying weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Aug 8, 2016 |
# ? Aug 8, 2016 20:18 |
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Chilichimp posted:Something from the Falcons subreddit Just what the Falcons need. Someone who never scores.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 20:50 |
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Well he plays in a stadium that looks like a cornholio.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 21:00 |
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Emmanuel Sanders posted this fart on his Facebook earlier:
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:34 |
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NC-17 posted:Well he plays in a stadium that looks like a cornholio. Not yet, but soooooooooooon soooooooooon my teams stadium will be a giant red rear end in a top hat on the butt that is Atlanta.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 13:02 |
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If they ever get a good QB your going to have to make them hercules slaying that Hydra.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 15:49 |
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The nice thing about training camp is the return of the goofy-rear end throwing faces.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 15:58 |
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comic idea Tim Tebow at batting practice and having missed the last 19 pitches. He finally hits one and it sails out of the arena into Pittsburgh and hits Roethlisberger in the dick
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:08 |
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what the hell, Tebow is playing baseball now?
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:15 |
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NC-17 posted:what the hell, Tebow is playing baseball now? its the loving best
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:23 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:its the loving best this, but the opposite
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:34 |
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He'll sell Rockies tickets.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:37 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:comic idea Yankees then sign him immediately for a minor league contract
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:44 |
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Tebow will become some hilariously ungifted outfielder who will undoubtedly play in 10-20 games/year as an injury loaner from a AAA minor league team. This will go on for like 5 years. He really is brilliant at extending his relevance in sports news.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:43 |
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I wish Tebow a long and productive career of staying the complete gently caress away from sports I care about
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:45 |
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Chilichimp posted:Tebow will become some hilariously ungifted outfielder who will undoubtedly play in 10-20 games/year as an injury loaner from a AAA minor league team. This will go on for like 5 years. This would be an amazing achievement honestly. Someone would take him to spring training and sign him to A ball, but he'll get tired of that super quick.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:49 |
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I know there has to be a reason it isn't, but baseball looks really easy and I imagine any indifferent jock meatwad could be pretty good at it
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:57 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I know there has to be a reason it isn't, but baseball looks really easy and I imagine any indifferent jock meatwad could be pretty good at it Hitting, basically. Also I guess there's some defense stuff too, but really, just hitting. Very few people can do it.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:01 |
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Grittybeard posted:Hitting, basically. Also I guess there's some defense stuff too, but really, just hitting. Very few people can do it. If being successful at something 3 times out of 10 makes you very, very good then it is not easy The hand eye coordination to hit those pitches is insane.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:02 |
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Saucer Crab posted:The nice thing about training camp is the return of the goofy-rear end throwing faces. I wanna know what's up with the goofy hand thing
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:02 |
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Chromatic I didn't steal your idea this time though I appreciated it http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/hall-fame-game-gets-cancelled/
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:03 |
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I approve of that punchline
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:09 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I approve of that punchline I do too. Is it a tribute to Pain and Gain? Mel Mudkiper posted:comic idea Hahahaha
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 18:30 |
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Grittybeard posted:Hitting, basically. Also I guess there's some defense stuff too, but really, just hitting. Very few people can do it. Any idea on what positiom he is playing? I figured with his delivery he could be a LHP that would fool batters with how long it takes him to actually throw the ball.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 18:40 |
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OxySnake posted:Any idea on what positiom he is playing? I figured with his delivery he could be a LHP that would fool batters with how long it takes him to actually throw the ball. Probably gonna be an outfielder AKA "stand there and try not to gently caress up too bad"
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:19 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Probably gonna be an outfielder AKA "stand there and try not to gently caress up too bad" Yeah he's going to try to play outfield. Although I will say pitching is another one of those things that few people can do. But more left-handed people can do it, so maybe he should try that.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:28 |
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Grittybeard posted:Yeah he's going to try to play outfield. Although I will say pitching is another one of those things that few people can do. But more left-handed people can do it, so maybe he should try that. Mother fucker was barely accurate with a football I don't think he is gonna do much better with a baseball We're not talking Elway here
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:31 |
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Yes but you see he wasn't accurate when he had to get rid of things quickly. Give him 20 seconds and maybe he could throw strikes while being left handed, which is really all you need. Well and to throw 85ish and have some sort of breaking ball, which is a lot harder than it sounds. But yeah, it's not happening, just like he's not really going to do more than go to spring training if he even does that.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:36 |
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If you had a runner in scoring position and hit a sacrifice fly in Tebow's direction, you're guaranteed to score every time because Tebow would take forever with the windup
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:37 |
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Cleaned out some boxes in the garage and found a signed copy of Kevin Gilbride's business card I wonder what he's up to...
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:41 |
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sam bradford lmao posted:If you had a runner in scoring position and hit a sacrifice fly in Tebow's direction, you're guaranteed to score every time because Tebow would take forever with the windup Imagine his swing. The catcher will have already thrown it back to the pitcher by the time he follows through.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:42 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I know there has to be a reason it isn't, but baseball looks really easy and I imagine any indifferent jock meatwad could be pretty good at it Tell him Wash
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:43 |
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sam bradford lmao posted:If you had a runner in scoring position and hit a sacrifice fly in Tebow's direction, you're guaranteed to score every time because Tebow would take forever with the windup If Tebow played 3B Ichiro could easily get infield doubles by hitting it his way.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:43 |
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Doltos posted:Cleaned out some boxes in the garage and found a signed copy of Kevin Gilbride's business card You'd think the Giants could spring for a better quality business card, drat also why the hell would you have business cards as an offensive coordinator, are you dropping them off in other coaches pockets during games? "Hey man, it's a copycat league, I'll need a job when they inevitably fire me"
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 19:53 |
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I think DKCecil bought it for me on a SAS gift swap since I hated Gilbride so much. Also I guess it's an old reminder of how bad times used to be and how much better we have it now
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 20:01 |
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Febreeze posted:You'd think the Giants could spring for a better quality business card, drat When I was looking for letterheads to do I ran into a bunch of business cards. I had the same question as you.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 23:32 |
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How else are you going to enter to win a free lunch at Benigan's?
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 02:53 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 20:28 |
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I am currently sitting at a bookstore in Portland waiting for Drew Magary to read from his book and the crowd is like 20 vaguley unkempt white dudes and exactly what I expect TFF to look like in person
Febreeze fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Aug 10, 2016 |
# ? Aug 10, 2016 03:03 |